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Title: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed boarders
Post by: Demon Chicken on 01 October, 2003, 09:59:23 PM
This is an appeal to those of you that haven't yet joined, or have lapsed in your posting rights on the board.  When I look at the number of boarders registered I see a total in excess of 200 yet you only seem to see the same regular 20 (?) or so regular faces here.  Please join in or come back, we really aren't that scary and if you're not sure about anything just ask. (Make sure you don't as the evil trout though as he is a trully evil fishlike lord and master)

This message has been brought to you on behalf of the "Boarders Welcoming Committe" or Devons Daddy as he is more commonly known.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Blue CG125 on 01 October, 2003, 10:38:10 PM
erm okay... well i was hiding in a corner being scared like the Trout commanded. i been lurking a while just to make head or tail of how things work around here. It seems a pretty fun place but i wasnt sure how welcome stranger in these here parts would be. will i get flambeed if i'm not in on the in-jokes ?

max
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 01 October, 2003, 10:44:07 PM
You'll be fine Maximum.

There's new in-jokes cropping up all the time, just jump on one of those...or even start your own.

And all the old in-jokes are constant enough that you'll soon pick them up.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Slippery PD on 01 October, 2003, 10:44:41 PM
Most of us regulars dont get the in-jokes either....

Unless you subscribe to every 2000ad related board, mailing list, etc

Yer Slips
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Dudley on 01 October, 2003, 10:48:10 PM
I'm just into my third month on this board & have to say it's a very welcoming and nice place.  If you don't understand something, just ask and 3-4 people will be happy to answer your question and then start arguing among themselves over something surreally irrelevant.


Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Blue CG125 on 01 October, 2003, 10:50:58 PM
cheers guys, i'll do that....
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 01 October, 2003, 10:54:16 PM
Gobble! Gobble! One of us!
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Proudhuff on 01 October, 2003, 10:54:22 PM
>>arguing among themselves over something surreally irrelevant!
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 01 October, 2003, 10:56:18 PM
Gary; it's GABBLE GABBLE now.

Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: esoteric ed on 01 October, 2003, 10:58:24 PM
I try to look in here every other day, I frequent another site which I consider my "net playground" and which demands most of my attention online, but I do like to trawl through numerous topics here when I can.

I don't understand many of the in jokes either but that's cool, I did pick up that Scojob or whatever it was called was something of a prick sometime back.


Ed
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Slippery PD on 01 October, 2003, 10:58:50 PM
And its not a turkey its a telephone!!!

Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Proudhuff on 01 October, 2003, 11:04:06 PM


No that's a Ramones song!!!

do you want to come over here and pick my nose? ( Ramones ref')

arguing among themselves over something surreally irrelevant, thats not true!!
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 01 October, 2003, 11:06:30 PM
Nah, you're thinking of GABBA GABBA HEY.

Sheena's in love with Joey Ramoney.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 October, 2003, 11:20:04 PM
"There's new in-jokes cropping up all the time, just jump on one of those...or even start your own. "

Like the Jock/David Sneddon one I'm attempting to raise?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Demon Chicken on 01 October, 2003, 11:24:21 PM
Like the Jock/David Sneddon one I'm attempting to raise?
Your trying to tell me they're not the same person rac? Bugger, I wish someone had pointed this out earlier.  I've been going round tellign everyone I've spoken to him.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 October, 2003, 11:27:39 PM
Did he sing you a song?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Dudley on 01 October, 2003, 11:32:45 PM
Was it dull and uninspired?  Then it was probably Sneddon.

Dud

(leaving gap for someone who knows Jock to complete a joke at his expense).
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 01 October, 2003, 11:45:04 PM
Ramones! Pah... it goes way back before them whippersnappers
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Demon Chicken on 01 October, 2003, 11:50:23 PM
Gary, are you french?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Dudley on 02 October, 2003, 12:05:21 AM
Come on - can we have another lurkerpost pleeze?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Trout on 02 October, 2003, 12:18:45 AM
Lurkers! Post! Say hello!

Then sit in a corner and be frightened, if you like.

That way, you won't get fried by ten million rads...

- Trout's 2K in-joke for today
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 02 October, 2003, 01:33:31 AM
ten million nads?

oh ...sorry...

look here david sneddon is(was?) the flatmate of one of my daughters drama teachers, & apparently he's a jolly nice chap. yous are a bunch of olde cynics. there might be pop star lurkers out there, terrifiend to come & join the fun now.. If monkeys in hats are a valid form of entertainment, then why not poppy poptastic ikkle popstars?

Bou sings a kylie number.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 October, 2003, 01:40:10 AM
Dont post that often (compared to some) but I dont consider myself a lurker.

I've even got a couple of the in-jokes before now.

Rotts
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Dean on 02 October, 2003, 05:54:56 AM
I'm a bit of a lapsed boarder but I still enjoy the wit of you youngsters.

Actually I really miss Sc*j* baiting as I'm sure various others do. Some of the ols pvs Sc*j* debates were jolly good fun.

Happy to have made it on to the second 'wall' as it were though. But spend too much of my time on Betfair these days.

PS the tooth is a splendid read at the moment wot.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Demon Chicken on 02 October, 2003, 05:57:11 AM
Come one, come all! Come and bask in the warm fire of board recognition.  We love you all, honest!( apart from trout) Please come in and play with us.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Steamboy on 02 October, 2003, 12:05:53 PM
I lurked for a week or two then boom had to post, had to post, had to post. I like this place even if no ones around when I am. Thats the prob with being on the other side of the world.
CU
Krestel
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 02 October, 2003, 01:22:44 PM
not alone there but it has never stopped me.
singapore here. and free internet access.

you get to have 10 in row of your icon which by the way is attached below.
very easy and just adds more texture to the board.

Link: you want one. admit it , jion us. :  )

Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: markyh on 02 October, 2003, 03:00:59 PM
I lurk a lot, and only post occasionally. Been reading tooth for the last year after a long long gap (about 15 years), but I've spent a fortune on GN's to catch up.

Think I'll lurk a bit more before joining in too much...
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Krakajac on 02 October, 2003, 03:32:01 PM
Ahem...

Hi, my name is Krakajac and I'm a bona fide lurker.

I've been lurking now for at least a year and read the message posts every day.  I must have made at least 4 posts in that time.  One of those posts was telling Sc*j* that I thought he should be strung up.

I recognise that I have a problem...but they say recognising that you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

I live in Oz by the way and will be taking bets on the World Cup in due course.  England 33-1 to win the cup.  ;)
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Woolly on 02 October, 2003, 04:00:26 PM
I enjoy just lurking from time to time.

It must be the peeping voyeur in me... in fact, its about time he got out!

"Oy, Voyeur...NOOOOOO!"
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Slippery PD on 02 October, 2003, 04:04:24 PM
England 33-1 to win the cup. ;)

Probably but dont tell the pomms that, coz we'll never hear the last of it if they win.  They Still  talk about 1966 ya know.

Yer "tongue placed firmly in cheek" Slips
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Dudley on 02 October, 2003, 04:34:46 PM
...telling Sc*j* that I thought he should be strung up

Oooh, crush a grape!
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Tweed-girl on 02 October, 2003, 05:24:03 PM
Hello one and all, I am Tweed-girl. I'm just getting the hang of this board and its' personalities before plunge posting. I've been a Dredd fan since I was 4, majorly into the fandom but in the last few years I've let myself get distracted by the false glamour of a 'real life' and respectablility.
Tweed-girl.
PS. That's material not perfume BTW. Librarians Rule!! [As long as Dredd sez I can ;)]
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Trout on 02 October, 2003, 05:29:27 PM
Hello, Tweed-girl! Welcome!

I'll ask this before Bou or Dounreay do: are you from the Isle of Harris?
:-)

- Trout
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 02 October, 2003, 05:32:34 PM
>I've let myself get distracted by the false glamour of a 'real life' and respectablility.

Respectable? When did that happen?



La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.


Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Woolly on 02 October, 2003, 05:46:27 PM
Welcome Tweed-Girl!

If theres one thing this site needs its more girls!
Then, when the missus asks me what the point of comics is, i can get someone to explain it all in 'woman-speak'!

Of couse, Bou could have done that as well, but hey, the more the merrier!
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 02 October, 2003, 06:18:40 PM
And here's me in a slightly different version of that t-shirt...notice mine has red trimmings rather than yellow.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 02 October, 2003, 06:35:06 PM
welcome one & all , even those who fell into the trap of respectabilty... cast aside your respecables nowwwwww!

welcome muchly to female girl types, together we can create (a very small ) army & intimidate, irritate & embarrass these boy geeks.

yeah !
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 02 October, 2003, 06:39:27 PM
The average poundage per person in that photo is remarkable 8-)

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: GordonR on 02 October, 2003, 06:51:22 PM
Heh!  Look how much more innocent and fresh-faced Andy Diggle (left hand corner) looks, and how much thinner PJ Holden (top with the white stripe, sitting at the back, probably looking at porn) looks.

Ah, what halcyon days those were...

That was the first Bristol con, right?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 02 October, 2003, 07:00:17 PM
Yup, Comics '99, Diggle in BG days (before goatee) and PJ in his most rabid porn days, well before the respectability of marriage. There's also Mike Sivier of 'Violent' on the right and me hiding in PJ's (not so vast as it is now) shadow

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Lurkers at the threshhold (of the pub)
Post by: Art on 02 October, 2003, 07:07:17 PM
Strangers who are not of the shedcon shape are killed and eaten. Even the more normal looking ones in that picture have the beginnings of the telltale beerbelly and gills behind the ear.
Title: Re: Lurkers at the threshhold (of ...
Post by: Slippery PD on 02 October, 2003, 07:09:01 PM
Strangers who are not of the shedcon shape are killed and eaten. Even the more normal looking ones in that picture have the beginnings of the telltale beerbelly and gills behind the ear.

Its only you oddboy and Jim who are not really of the shape.  Id expect that you arent much of meal.....  :)

Yer Slips
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 02 October, 2003, 07:42:50 PM
Hey, since that meeting of Boarders although I can still fit into those jeans, there is little hope of doing up the button.  The expansion has started & I blame YOU LOT.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Tweed-girl on 02 October, 2003, 07:59:04 PM
Respectable? When did that happen?

Why I'm totally respectable now! I havn't leapt on a stranger to sell them fanzines for ages!! I even persuaded the mother-in-law that I'm a nice girl [poor deluded FOOL!!] Now I've got them all lulled into a false sense of security I can engage the next stage of the plan for world domination and compulsory Dredd for everyone. After I've made dinner and walked the dog anyway.
Tweed-girl.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Oddboy on 02 October, 2003, 08:24:40 PM
Sensible sentiments there, Tweed-girl.

One should never attempt compulsory Dredd on an empty stomach or when there are energetic pets in the area.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Milt Spilk on 02 October, 2003, 10:01:16 PM
Wish I had the time, too many other forums on the go.
I do write stuff from time to time on the Andy Diggle one. It's not like I have some burning desire for info or a vast wealth of knowledge to share or anything, so nobody's missing much by my not posting.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Blue CG125 on 02 October, 2003, 10:30:48 PM
"Strangers who are not of the shedcon shape are killed and eaten. Even the more normal looking ones in that picture have the beginnings of the telltale beerbelly and gills behind the ear."

hey i've not got the shape...should i leave now, or will my lack of respectability see me thru?

checking behind ears Max.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: pauljholden on 02 October, 2003, 11:33:44 PM
B**tards.

-pj
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Aaron Smurf Murphy on 03 October, 2003, 03:34:41 AM
Ah, sorry. I've beeen lapsed in talk here via a buggered up PC (well two, an' a internet connection too) and i've been drawing a fair bit on top of that so those are my excuses.

Finnigan Sinister
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: SimonCowell on 03 October, 2003, 04:39:14 AM
daFREEEK sPEEEKS
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: user2000 on 03 October, 2003, 05:00:49 AM
Hello all!

I've been lurking here longterm, and have NEARLY caught up on my sub-life crisis reread for those who might know me from chatnight a while ago,(only 2 progs to get up to date; tonight for my kip ;)  only this years meg after that (gets easier as the later years approached - had read dredd and most of the new stuff anyway),  unfortunately life has been very busy of late, but I am with you all in spirit!!)


I'm the baldy Atarian birthday boy in this piccy btw, if this has worked right.....


Now, to get myself an icon....

Talk soon, I promise


:D
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: GordonR on 03 October, 2003, 05:10:44 AM
From the prog 1359 Meet the Flooks review on the 2000adreview site:

"Holden is clearly an artist on the verge of being very big indeed."

So this guy's met you then, PJ?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Mr C on 03 October, 2003, 05:13:33 AM
Indeed it does.

Might need to turn your caps of there chum. Oh, and do you have a simian with a habberdashery fetish?
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: pauljholden on 03 October, 2003, 06:36:06 AM
I say again, B**tards.

- pj
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Something Fishy on 03 October, 2003, 02:55:54 PM
Spending much of my spare time around the rugby scene, i rarely see people as thin as that.

i'd forgotten there were people as thin as that.
Title: Re: Appeal to all lurkers & lapsed...
Post by: Trout on 03 October, 2003, 03:23:01 PM
Hello, more new people, and welcome!

And daFreek is obviously mental, which is a good thing.

- Trout