Title: Official 2K Boarders Nametags
Post by: Marbles on 06 October, 2003, 09:23:53 PM
Post by: Marbles on 06 October, 2003, 09:23:53 PM
What we need is some official lapel-badge-nametag-type things so that fellow boarders can recognise each other at Dreddcons, Shedcons, Marts etc. This will also help weary writers/artists to avoid us like the plague.
Or mebbe an official boarders 'ring' (fnaar) , complete with dodgy handshakes and half-mast trouser legs ????
Or mebbe an official boarders 'ring' (fnaar) , complete with dodgy handshakes and half-mast trouser legs ????
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags...
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 09:25:31 PM
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 09:25:31 PM
A mullet generally does the job.
But I'd add a couple of quid for badges.
- Never forget the Trout likes mullets
But I'd add a couple of quid for badges.
- Never forget the Trout likes mullets
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 09:27:40 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 09:27:40 PM
An orange shirt does the trick...
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Oddboy on 06 October, 2003, 10:01:24 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 06 October, 2003, 10:01:24 PM
I like the idea of little pinbadges with the boarder's icon on it.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: paulvonscott on 06 October, 2003, 10:08:01 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 06 October, 2003, 10:08:01 PM
You can buy packs of pretty cheap plastic nameholders with a pin on, and you just slot your own piece of paper in. I imagine most office stationers sell them. You could have your Icon, left, then to the right, board name, and underneath that real name.
Or you could get tatoos.
Or you could get tatoos.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Oddboy on 06 October, 2003, 10:11:26 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 06 October, 2003, 10:11:26 PM
Something more subtle might be nice...
I've already mentioned that I now have a yellow Z shaped earing - identify my by that.
King Troutman could carry a fish with him.
The Col. could carry a bag of marbles...
I've already mentioned that I now have a yellow Z shaped earing - identify my by that.
King Troutman could carry a fish with him.
The Col. could carry a bag of marbles...
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 10:24:00 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 10:24:00 PM
Some of us might not want to carry reminders of our "tags".
I could dress in dirty grey and look monumentally depressed at all times. Or just get bombed.
I could dress in dirty grey and look monumentally depressed at all times. Or just get bombed.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 October, 2003, 10:28:42 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 October, 2003, 10:28:42 PM
Its cheap and its nasty, but one can always get your icon printed up on a tshirt
other that that the orange shirt goes well with the gaot and trouser leg option
Calvin 'Mason' Boyle
other that that the orange shirt goes well with the gaot and trouser leg option
Calvin 'Mason' Boyle
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Pyroxian on 06 October, 2003, 10:59:15 PM
Post by: Pyroxian on 06 October, 2003, 10:59:15 PM
Ooh, I could set myself on fire.
Although after you'd identified me, you'd only have about 1 minute to talk to me before I pass out due to severe burns.
Steve
Although after you'd identified me, you'd only have about 1 minute to talk to me before I pass out due to severe burns.
Steve
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:07:39 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:07:39 PM
Boarders could use you to cook up Trout, both Lobsters, Lord Running Clam & Eggsonlegs for a nice seafood brunch. When you die down, just give Queen Firey Bou a quick poke.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 11:12:42 PM
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 11:12:42 PM
BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!
You are sooooo dead when she reads that!
LOL LOL LOL
- Trout
You are sooooo dead when she reads that!
LOL LOL LOL
- Trout
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 11:14:20 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 11:14:20 PM
oh god, do you realise what you've done there...
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:24:14 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:24:14 PM
Ah. That may have come out a tad wrong. I was concentrating solely on the incendiary properties of the "Firey" part of the name. I swear.
Pre-emptive apologies for slurring the good name of one of the finest people to post on this board.
Pre-emptive apologies for slurring the good name of one of the finest people to post on this board.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 11:32:20 PM
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2003, 11:32:20 PM
...who you've suggested might take a poking.
You're still in big trouble.
BWA HA HAAA HAAAAA!
- Never forget the Trout is evil
You're still in big trouble.
BWA HA HAAA HAAAAA!
- Never forget the Trout is evil
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 11:36:32 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 October, 2003, 11:36:32 PM
Yeah, it's gonna be frying pan time!
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:46:06 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2003, 11:46:06 PM
One might suggest that the meaning was obvious from the context, and that certain people have deliberately twisted it out of context to provide a grossly insulting suggestion...
But ultimately there's only one arbiter. And to her I grovel.
But ultimately there's only one arbiter. And to her I grovel.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 October, 2003, 12:47:40 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 October, 2003, 12:47:40 AM
You're gonna get soo smacked with that pan!
LOL
Rotts
LOL
Rotts
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 12:50:26 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 12:50:26 AM
hmmm, using my phsychic pre-emptive powers i fortold of this thread. & ever mindful that Trouts minion failed to recognise me at moniave due to lack of spike & sword, yesterday i went to the Trade fair at Glasgow...
and bought a selection of BIG swords.
i jest not. theres a LOTR one, a claymore & a 'braveheart', a 14thC one... anyway, whopping GREAT BIG SWORDS. So you'll have no problem recognising me, Im the one with the spike heels, bad attidude & BIG celtic weaponry, and do you know what happens to people who suggest a 'quick poke' to ladies with swords? hmmm ?
quick ? poke ?
did he say quick poke?
me ?
poke me?
!!!!!
and bought a selection of BIG swords.
i jest not. theres a LOTR one, a claymore & a 'braveheart', a 14thC one... anyway, whopping GREAT BIG SWORDS. So you'll have no problem recognising me, Im the one with the spike heels, bad attidude & BIG celtic weaponry, and do you know what happens to people who suggest a 'quick poke' to ladies with swords? hmmm ?
quick ? poke ?
did he say quick poke?
me ?
poke me?
!!!!!
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 01:00:12 AM
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 01:00:12 AM
Since when did you have pre-cog powers, you ridiculous, half-painted, barbarian anacronism?
You bought new kitchen knives, didn't you?
And a food mixer.
- Trout
You bought new kitchen knives, didn't you?
And a food mixer.
- Trout
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 01:11:09 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 01:11:09 AM
why ! why you, you ! fish faced fiend ! wait til ive recieved that pro-forma invoice, paid with visa & received via courier the authentic SWORDS.... GRRRRRRRRowl!
food mixer ? ha, its the handblender for you scale boy. !
food mixer ? ha, its the handblender for you scale boy. !
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags...
Post by: Art on 07 October, 2003, 02:06:23 AM
Post by: Art on 07 October, 2003, 02:06:23 AM
How bout we get the 2K logo branded into our foreheads?
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 04:06:51 AM
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 04:06:51 AM
I'm certainly going to get my icon on a badge somehow.
If someone's doing posh ones, do one for me and I'll meet the cost.
- Trout, proud to be fish-faced
If someone's doing posh ones, do one for me and I'll meet the cost.
- Trout, proud to be fish-faced
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Marbles on 07 October, 2003, 04:15:06 AM
Post by: Marbles on 07 October, 2003, 04:15:06 AM
Well I'll wear my 'colonel marbles' t-shirt, but i'll forget the false beard....
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: ukdane on 07 October, 2003, 04:26:16 AM
Post by: ukdane on 07 October, 2003, 04:26:16 AM
I think you should get Spur to reproduce his "I'm with Scojo" t-shirt, for you all to wear....
...lucky bastards, once more, I'll be lapping up the snow filled plains of Jutland (Jylland)
...lucky bastards, once more, I'll be lapping up the snow filled plains of Jutland (Jylland)
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 04:32:25 AM
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2003, 04:32:25 AM
You not managing again this time, Danepak?
We'll have to take a mobile call from you, or somehow have you there again in spirit, following your most entertaining poem last year.
- Trout
We'll have to take a mobile call from you, or somehow have you there again in spirit, following your most entertaining poem last year.
- Trout
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: NikolaiDante on 07 October, 2003, 04:39:07 AM
Post by: NikolaiDante on 07 October, 2003, 04:39:07 AM
+ King Troutman could carry a fish with him.
The Col. could carry a bag of marbles... +
Not sure what I should carry.. A f**king big sword would probably get me chucked out of the 'Con
Dante The Obvious
The Col. could carry a bag of marbles... +
Not sure what I should carry.. A f**king big sword would probably get me chucked out of the 'Con
Dante The Obvious
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: W. R. Logan on 07 October, 2003, 04:40:25 AM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 07 October, 2003, 04:40:25 AM
>I think you should get Spur to reproduce his "I'm with Scojo" t-shirt, for you all to wear....
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: ukdane on 07 October, 2003, 05:20:17 AM
Post by: ukdane on 07 October, 2003, 05:20:17 AM
Trout,
Alas no....
However I've been made aware of a Wedding that I shall no doubt be attending next year.
It's in June, so it might be possible to arrange a gathering around this time.
(I was also due a family holiday in July, but alas we can't afford them both- sob! sob!)
Daney, off to get his poetry hat on, and learn how to spell rouge, damn... Rogue!
Alas no....
However I've been made aware of a Wedding that I shall no doubt be attending next year.
It's in June, so it might be possible to arrange a gathering around this time.
(I was also due a family holiday in July, but alas we can't afford them both- sob! sob!)
Daney, off to get his poetry hat on, and learn how to spell rouge, damn... Rogue!
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Pyroxian on 07 October, 2003, 06:24:46 AM
Post by: Pyroxian on 07 October, 2003, 06:24:46 AM
Eep! Just to clear things up - _I_ didn't suggest poking Bou - no way.
But maybe I should bring a sword to defend myself with just in case (Oh, hang on - mine are all rubber...)
Steve
But maybe I should bring a sword to defend myself with just in case (Oh, hang on - mine are all rubber...)
Steve
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 07:35:49 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 07 October, 2003, 07:35:49 AM
rubber swords ? you filthy pervert !
Title: Re: Official 2K Boarders Nametags....
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 October, 2003, 11:09:00 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 October, 2003, 11:09:00 PM
Quick poke? is there any other kind?
Beenalongtime Huff.
Beenalongtime Huff.