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Title: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 October, 2003, 04:39:32 PM
I got to the fun filled playground of level eight.


Link: Down Down Down in a burning ring of fire...

Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Devons Daddy on 12 October, 2003, 04:59:04 PM
level 2 which is not to bad considering my life style up to this point . not exxcessive but not pure either.

level 8 for you .
likley when i was younger i could have jioned you for coffee.
these days i have improved.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Trout on 12 October, 2003, 07:11:33 PM
Level eight?

Bloody hell! I wasn't even in full evil fish mode.

I'm a fraudulent, malicious panderer, am I?

Oh well.

- Never forget the Trout is really evil.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Generally Contrary on 13 October, 2003, 03:42:59 AM
Only level 7 for me.  I need more badness.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: El Spurioso on 13 October, 2003, 04:26:40 AM
Level 7 is worse than level 8.  As is Level 5, which is what I got.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 October, 2003, 04:42:02 AM
I'm in level 7 as well.

That makes me suicidal.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


HA!

Rotts
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: petemaskreplica on 13 October, 2003, 04:49:06 AM
I am destined for the 6th level of Hell, the City of Dis, apparently. which makes me heretical, and I guess evil-ish.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 13 October, 2003, 04:57:44 AM
I got level eight. Worship me, oh puritans.

Steev, the baddest man in the whole damn town.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mudcrab on 13 October, 2003, 05:00:54 AM
Oh how cruel fate be! Here I am stuck on Level 2 of hell with my arch nemesis the chef!

Hey, it has it's benefits though:

You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Best threesome EVER!
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 October, 2003, 05:04:31 AM
"Best threesome EVER!"

I can smell another thread starting...
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mudcrab on 13 October, 2003, 05:14:02 AM
Uh oh, I'd hoped that would remain innocuous :o)
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: paulvonscott on 13 October, 2003, 05:18:04 AM
I'll join the heretics on level 6
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Something Fishy on 13 October, 2003, 05:24:14 AM
Level 2 for me.

it's a fair cop i guess.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 13 October, 2003, 05:39:38 AM
Me too for level 6. Quite like the sound of the creatures with women's limbs and serpent hair...
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: malkymac on 13 October, 2003, 10:22:33 AM
I got level 6 when I was expecting a 2 or a 3 at worst. I want to appeal since I said no to about 90% of the questions. Mind you some of the I should maybe have said yes to. Oh Bollox.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Waddie on 13 October, 2003, 04:13:17 PM
Fifth for me.  I suspect more wrathful than gloomy.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 October, 2003, 04:18:03 PM
LEVEL 9!?

LEVEL 9?!

I CANT be that evil! I even said no to the pimp question! Apparently I'm facing an eternity in the darkest pit of hell frozen into a huge field of ice adjacent to Satan as he foams blood through his three heads and feasts on three of the greatest sinners ever (Including Judas).

I was expecting something a little less nasty. Oh well, thats death for you. Just when you think things can't get any worse you find out you're headed for the ninth circle of Hell. Apparently pimping is just fine and dandy but betrayal is super evil.

Should have gone with my first instinct...

Jared "Master of evil" Katooie.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 13 October, 2003, 04:18:57 PM
Level 2.

The ratings are your own ratings, BTW; so anyone posting "extreme" results is maybe letting the (dead) cat out the bag.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mr C on 13 October, 2003, 04:32:09 PM
I'm with the Goths on level five.
Mind you, that Charon is a jolly nice bloke when you get to know him.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: petemaskreplica on 13 October, 2003, 04:36:49 PM
funny name for a bloke, Charon.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 October, 2003, 04:40:13 PM
"funny name for a bloke, Charon."

Good point petesmaskreplica.

Dammit! Sinned again!
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Matt Timson on 13 October, 2003, 04:58:42 PM
Level five?  Does that mean I have to sit with all the goths?

Pfff...
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Tex Hex on 13 October, 2003, 06:23:07 PM

Level nine. Extreme. Satan himself resides there. And I was answering honestly...

Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Tiplodocus on 13 October, 2003, 07:19:03 PM
Level six for me. In DIS with the Heretics.

My big problem is I'm not repenting for the stuff I did when I was younger...
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mk13 on 13 October, 2003, 07:36:30 PM
Yeah, I got Level 6 too. Obviously the place to be...
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Dudley on 13 October, 2003, 07:41:27 PM
Level 6 - along with 60% of this country's population, I don't believe in God.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 October, 2003, 08:06:49 PM
Hey Level 6 for me, looks like thats the party level, you level twos shut up!!! or we'll crawl out of our burning grave and come and **** you!!

Huff, A truely justified Sinner
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mr C on 13 October, 2003, 08:12:16 PM
Oh be quiet, those of us on level five can't get any glooming done with you lot going on about whose eternity of punishment is better.
It's ours of course, we've got the River Styx Super-fun Family Water Park.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: JTurner on 13 October, 2003, 08:47:33 PM
Level 5. Gloomy, most likely due to taday's lousy prog.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Trout on 13 October, 2003, 09:01:22 PM
I don't know whether to be sorry that I'm not at a less evil level of hell, or that I'm apparently not the most evil person here.

Either way, I feel very sorry for myself.

Can we have something less depressing now, please?

- Trout
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Oddboy on 13 October, 2003, 09:04:39 PM
Repenting Believer that I am, I get to go to Purgatory and "Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."

Which is nice.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Trout on 13 October, 2003, 09:18:12 PM
AGH!

I'm going to earn another eternity in hell with this, but I don't care:

Bugger off, Oddboy!

;-)

- Trout
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 October, 2003, 09:27:21 PM
Seeing as all the non-poofters here are officialy hell-bound we can pretty much do anything we want from now on...

Jared dons a huge fur coat, a hat with a large feather in it and much gold jewellry
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Oddboy on 13 October, 2003, 09:27:27 PM
That's okay Sir Trout, I forgive you.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 October, 2003, 09:30:07 PM
Purgatory? shumurgatory!! neither fish for fowl, that is, neither Trouty or demon chicken!

Level 6 is the Rowdy Yates block of Hell, Paradise is over rated anyway, all that sitting around in smocks playing harps or oppressing virgins, no mate come on over level 6 is random!

It sounds like Scotland on a Saturday...

Huffsta 666

Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Oddboy on 13 October, 2003, 09:30:55 PM
Jared - you ticked the "I want to be a pimp" box, didn't you?
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Mr C on 13 October, 2003, 09:32:28 PM
Sounds more like he ticked the "I want to be Quentin Crisp" box.
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Slippery PD on 13 October, 2003, 09:34:50 PM
Crisp" box

Is that Salt'n Vinbegar flavour?  Yummy!
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Trout on 13 October, 2003, 09:53:09 PM
That's okay Sir Trout, I forgive you.

Smart arse.

You can bloody well cut that out.

- Trout
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Oddboy on 13 October, 2003, 10:04:51 PM
Yug yug yug...


NB. I did tick the 'find pleasure in other people's misfortune' box ;)
Title: Re: How Low Can You Go?
Post by: Pyroxian on 13 October, 2003, 10:24:15 PM
Level 3, ah it's all bollocks anyway.

How can I be gluttonous if I'm on a diet?

    Steve