Title: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 25 October, 2003, 03:45:45 PM
Post by: Woolly on 25 October, 2003, 03:45:45 PM
Just a little something to liven up your mornings!
Now this is the pants game. Idea is you take a song title and replace one of the words with 'pants'.
Best ive come up with are...
Pink Floyd - another brick in the pants,
Bette Midler - Wind beneath my pants,
Phil Collins - coming in the pants tonite,
Meat Loaf - pants out of hell.
Over to you.......
Now this is the pants game. Idea is you take a song title and replace one of the words with 'pants'.
Best ive come up with are...
Pink Floyd - another brick in the pants,
Bette Midler - Wind beneath my pants,
Phil Collins - coming in the pants tonite,
Meat Loaf - pants out of hell.
Over to you.......
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 25 October, 2003, 03:49:08 PM
Post by: Woolly on 25 October, 2003, 03:49:08 PM
Bryan Adams - the only thing that looks good on me...is pants.
Title: STARSCAPE launches at Winterfest!
Post by: starscape on 25 October, 2003, 06:51:12 PM
Post by: starscape on 25 October, 2003, 06:51:12 PM
STARSCAPE, the new comic from Superherostore Comics (www.superherostore.co.uk) will be launched at Winterfest Comics Festival (1st Nov 2003) at the Holiday Inn, Bloomsbury, London - see www.comicfestival.co.uk for more details and look out for our table shared with the Girly Comic.
Advance copies can be purchased from the Superhero Store (www.superherostore.co.uk) or from www.starscapecomic.co.uk - a new website under construction soon, to feature previews, animated comics, a guest book and more...!
The first issue features: -
- the Leopard from Lime Street a retelling of the origin of Billy Farmer's powers
- the Deterrent the end of a cosmic superhero
- Damage Circus it's robot wars with one deadly difference!
- Plus features on British and US comics and cartoons.
Hope to see you there!
Advance copies can be purchased from the Superhero Store (www.superherostore.co.uk) or from www.starscapecomic.co.uk - a new website under construction soon, to feature previews, animated comics, a guest book and more...!
The first issue features: -
- the Leopard from Lime Street a retelling of the origin of Billy Farmer's powers
- the Deterrent the end of a cosmic superhero
- Damage Circus it's robot wars with one deadly difference!
- Plus features on British and US comics and cartoons.
Hope to see you there!
Link: Beyond your present...
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 25 October, 2003, 08:19:52 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 25 October, 2003, 08:19:52 PM
funnily enough my family generally play this game singing in the car. the other variant is 'pants on yur head' as you do, and 'cup of tea' 'for breakfast', you'll find that every song evah, will fit one of these.
" look at the pants, see how they shine for youuuuuu, and every tea you drink, why it was all pants "
etc etc etc
" look at the pants, see how they shine for youuuuuu, and every tea you drink, why it was all pants "
etc etc etc
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Wils on 25 October, 2003, 08:41:47 PM
Post by: Wils on 25 October, 2003, 08:41:47 PM
I'm a sod for ruining people's favourite songs by coming up with alternative lyrics for them. Some choice ones being:
The Moody Blues - "Tights that I've shat in, never reaching the end."
R.E.M. - "That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion."
The Water Boys - "You saw my hole when I mooned." (my personal favourite)
The 'tea' ones were always a laugh as well. Robert Palmer - She Makes my Tea, Bob Marley - No Woman No Tea etc.
The Moody Blues - "Tights that I've shat in, never reaching the end."
R.E.M. - "That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion."
The Water Boys - "You saw my hole when I mooned." (my personal favourite)
The 'tea' ones were always a laugh as well. Robert Palmer - She Makes my Tea, Bob Marley - No Woman No Tea etc.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 25 October, 2003, 10:44:12 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 25 October, 2003, 10:44:12 PM
Er...My Pants Will Go On ?
ADE
ADE
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 02:36:37 AM
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 02:36:37 AM
Saving all my pants for you,
Sympathy for the pants,
Smells like teen pants,
Sing when your pants,
With or with-out pants,
Sweet pants o' mine,
One hand in my pants,
Wuthering pants,
Get outta my dreams (get into my pants),
Heaven knows im pants now,
Run to the pants,
Lucy in the pants with diamonds,
Why it just goes on and on and on....
Sympathy for the pants,
Smells like teen pants,
Sing when your pants,
With or with-out pants,
Sweet pants o' mine,
One hand in my pants,
Wuthering pants,
Get outta my dreams (get into my pants),
Heaven knows im pants now,
Run to the pants,
Lucy in the pants with diamonds,
Why it just goes on and on and on....
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 02:39:42 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 02:39:42 AM
ive got sunshine on a pants-free day.......
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 02:43:18 AM
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 02:43:18 AM
'You never close your eyes any more when i kiss your pants...'
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Something Fishy on 26 October, 2003, 02:50:30 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 26 October, 2003, 02:50:30 AM
The cutting crew
"I just died in your pants tonight"
"I just died in your pants tonight"
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 26 October, 2003, 02:53:28 AM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 26 October, 2003, 02:53:28 AM
strangers in the pants
anarchy in the pants
paranoid pants
white pants (don't do it)
empty pants at empty tables
pants vibrations
a day in the pants
interstellar pants
aquapants
close to the pants
where have all the pants gone
last night a dj saved my pants
your pants
save all your pants for me
anarchy in the pants
paranoid pants
white pants (don't do it)
empty pants at empty tables
pants vibrations
a day in the pants
interstellar pants
aquapants
close to the pants
where have all the pants gone
last night a dj saved my pants
your pants
save all your pants for me
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Something Fishy on 26 October, 2003, 03:01:10 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 26 October, 2003, 03:01:10 AM
mypants have broken.
in my pants.
in my pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 October, 2003, 03:22:54 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 October, 2003, 03:22:54 AM
Queen - Greaters Pants.
Another one bites the pants,
Killer pants,
Fat bottomed pants,
Your my best pants,
Dont stop me pants,
Crazy little thing called pants,
Good old fashioned pants,
We are the pants,
A kind of pants,
Under pants,
I want to break pants,
It's a hard pants,
I'm going slightly oants,
The invisible pants,
The pants must go on,
Too much pants will kill you,
Les Pants De amor,
Thank god it's pants.
Another one bites the pants,
Killer pants,
Fat bottomed pants,
Your my best pants,
Dont stop me pants,
Crazy little thing called pants,
Good old fashioned pants,
We are the pants,
A kind of pants,
Under pants,
I want to break pants,
It's a hard pants,
I'm going slightly oants,
The invisible pants,
The pants must go on,
Too much pants will kill you,
Les Pants De amor,
Thank god it's pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Art on 26 October, 2003, 03:31:36 AM
Post by: Art on 26 October, 2003, 03:31:36 AM
Pah. A far better game is "warpigs", in which find odd and amusing headlines and then append the line "...just like witches at black masses" -- like so
'Shock and Awe' Barrage Hits Patent Office
...just like witches at black masses!
Oh lawd yeah. See if you can find your own.
'Shock and Awe' Barrage Hits Patent Office
...just like witches at black masses!
Oh lawd yeah. See if you can find your own.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 04:04:26 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 04:04:26 AM
"It was a mistake but the BBC's fault, says Blunkett " ...just like witches at black masses!
ooooo i likee this game, cos i hear it singggg
(Bou goes to dig out some old metal vinyl)
ooooo i likee this game, cos i hear it singggg
(Bou goes to dig out some old metal vinyl)
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 04:09:49 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 October, 2003, 04:09:49 AM
yoshimi battles the pink pants ?
hmmm hendrix time;
purple pants
heyy pants ( i hear you shot your old ladies pants )
and the wind crys pants
all along the pants
pants free
crosstown pants
foxey pants
star spangled pants
hmmm hendrix time;
purple pants
heyy pants ( i hear you shot your old ladies pants )
and the wind crys pants
all along the pants
pants free
crosstown pants
foxey pants
star spangled pants
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 October, 2003, 04:14:44 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 October, 2003, 04:14:44 AM
The chances of pants coming from mars...
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Noisybast on 26 October, 2003, 05:19:09 AM
Post by: Noisybast on 26 October, 2003, 05:19:09 AM
Motorpants, remember me now Motorpants, alright...
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 26 October, 2003, 09:07:22 AM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 26 October, 2003, 09:07:22 AM
We are The World
We are The Children
We are the one's who make a brighter day, so let's start giving
There's a choice we're making here
We're saving our own pants
It's true, we make a brighter day, just you and me
ADE
We are The Children
We are the one's who make a brighter day, so let's start giving
There's a choice we're making here
We're saving our own pants
It's true, we make a brighter day, just you and me
ADE
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Noisybast on 26 October, 2003, 04:28:00 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 26 October, 2003, 04:28:00 PM
Continuing the rawk theme...
Jesus Built My Pants?
Mr Brownpants?
Dirty Pants Done Dirt Cheap?
Suck My Pants?
Jesus Built My Pants?
Mr Brownpants?
Dirty Pants Done Dirt Cheap?
Suck My Pants?
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 07:53:56 PM
Post by: Woolly on 26 October, 2003, 07:53:56 PM
Script for a jester's pants,
Dark side of the pants,
Hit me with your rythem pants,
The pants of the beast,
Rock around the pants,
Greased pants,
Where the wild pants grow (Nick cave +Kylie),
Harvester of pants,
Enter sand-pants,
Second-hand pants,
You could be pants,
Weak in the prescence of pants,
Pants of the wild frontier,
Where-ever i lay my pants (thats my home).
Dark side of the pants,
Hit me with your rythem pants,
The pants of the beast,
Rock around the pants,
Greased pants,
Where the wild pants grow (Nick cave +Kylie),
Harvester of pants,
Enter sand-pants,
Second-hand pants,
You could be pants,
Weak in the prescence of pants,
Pants of the wild frontier,
Where-ever i lay my pants (thats my home).
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 26 October, 2003, 07:57:27 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 26 October, 2003, 07:57:27 PM
Tie Yellow Pants Round An Old Oak Tree...
ADE
ADE
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: longmanshort on 27 October, 2003, 01:57:33 AM
Post by: longmanshort on 27 October, 2003, 01:57:33 AM
Manson - Attack of the Grey Pants
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 October, 2003, 03:22:06 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 October, 2003, 03:22:06 AM
get your knickers going,
pants out on the highway
looking for lingerie and whatever comes my way
hey pants, gonna make it happen,
catch the world in elastic lace,
fire all of your farts at once,
and explode into space,
like a true naturalist child,
we were born, born to wear pants.
Born to wear pants,
we wear thongs so high, we ain't never gonna eat pie....
etc
pants out on the highway
looking for lingerie and whatever comes my way
hey pants, gonna make it happen,
catch the world in elastic lace,
fire all of your farts at once,
and explode into space,
like a true naturalist child,
we were born, born to wear pants.
Born to wear pants,
we wear thongs so high, we ain't never gonna eat pie....
etc
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 October, 2003, 03:24:41 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 October, 2003, 03:24:41 AM
Thanks to juve #3 we have ;
"tragedy, when your pants are going up your bum & you need to pee..."
ahhh , thats my girl
"tragedy, when your pants are going up your bum & you need to pee..."
ahhh , thats my girl
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 01:51:10 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 01:51:10 PM
Ziggy stardust and the pants from mars.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 03:42:13 PM
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 03:42:13 PM
The pants remain the same
Whole lotta pants
stairway to pants
the pants that should not be
master of pants
two pants to midnight
the number of the pants
diamond pants
tainted pants
sweet pants in time
danger! danger! high pants!
where is the pants?
If you wanna be my pants
Whole lotta pants
stairway to pants
the pants that should not be
master of pants
two pants to midnight
the number of the pants
diamond pants
tainted pants
sweet pants in time
danger! danger! high pants!
where is the pants?
If you wanna be my pants
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 03:54:22 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 03:54:22 PM
Dont let the pants go down on me.
sweet pants, alabama.
where the streets have no pants.
whats pants got to do with it?
sweet pants, alabama.
where the streets have no pants.
whats pants got to do with it?
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 04:50:37 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 04:50:37 PM
Im in the pants for dancin'.
P.A.N.T.S.
while my pants gently weep.
octopus's pants.
a day in the pants.
Howl at the pants.
P.A.N.T.S.
while my pants gently weep.
octopus's pants.
a day in the pants.
Howl at the pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 04:59:15 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 04:59:15 PM
Y'know, this could work for classic tooth lines too.
"GAZE INTO THE PANTS OF DREDD!"
"GAZE INTO THE PANTS OF DREDD!"
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Oddboy on 27 October, 2003, 05:07:20 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 27 October, 2003, 05:07:20 PM
Selected tracks from Pants Street Preachers; The Pants Bible:
If-white-america-told-the-truth-for-one-day-it's-pants-would-fall-apart.
Of Walking Pants
She Is Pants
Archives of Pants
4st pants
This Is Pants
Pants in the Summertime
The Intense Pants of Evil
P.C.Pants
If-white-america-told-the-truth-for-one-day-it's-pants-would-fall-apart.
Of Walking Pants
She Is Pants
Archives of Pants
4st pants
This Is Pants
Pants in the Summertime
The Intense Pants of Evil
P.C.Pants
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Wils on 27 October, 2003, 05:11:28 PM
Post by: Wils on 27 October, 2003, 05:11:28 PM
Trampled Under Pants
Psalm 69 - The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Pants
Sloppy (I Saw My Pants Gettin')
Gary Gilmore's Pants
My Perfect Pants
Pants Up, Fatty
She Sells Pants
Close to Pants
Pretty in Pants
Surprise! You're Pants!
Lucretia my Pants
Psalm 69 - The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Pants
Sloppy (I Saw My Pants Gettin')
Gary Gilmore's Pants
My Perfect Pants
Pants Up, Fatty
She Sells Pants
Close to Pants
Pretty in Pants
Surprise! You're Pants!
Lucretia my Pants
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Dudley on 27 October, 2003, 05:15:26 PM
Post by: Dudley on 27 October, 2003, 05:15:26 PM
Mega-City 1 ... 800 million pants and every one of them a potential criminal. The most violent, evil city on Earth ... But, Grud help me, I love
pants!
pants!
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 05:40:59 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 05:40:59 PM
"The most violent, evil pants on earth", surely?
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:43:56 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:43:56 PM
24 hour party pants,
King o' the pants,
Especially for pants,
Wish you were pants (incorporating 'shine on you crazy pants'),
Nancy pants,
The pants all the bad guys want,
Love will tear pants apart(again).
King o' the pants,
Especially for pants,
Wish you were pants (incorporating 'shine on you crazy pants'),
Nancy pants,
The pants all the bad guys want,
Love will tear pants apart(again).
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 05:47:26 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 05:47:26 PM
"Next time, we get our pants in first."
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:50:27 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:50:27 PM
The crime iss life...the ssentence isss.....pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:50:53 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:50:53 PM
The crime iss life...the ssentence isss.....pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:51:45 PM
Post by: Woolly on 27 October, 2003, 05:51:45 PM
Sorry, computers at work are all bollocks....
i mean pants..
i mean pants..
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: W. R. Logan on 27 October, 2003, 08:50:17 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 27 October, 2003, 08:50:17 PM
>Y'know, this could work for classic tooth lines too.
Mega-City 1...800 Million pants and every one of them a potential criminal.
The most violent, evil pants on Earth...
But God help me, I love it.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Mega-City 1...800 Million pants and every one of them a potential criminal.
The most violent, evil pants on Earth...
But God help me, I love it.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 08:55:01 PM
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 08:55:01 PM
Be pure... Be vigilant... Be pants!
"But where will you go?"
"Pants. Goodbye Rodice"
I AM THE PANTS!
Pants up.
"But where will you go?"
"Pants. Goodbye Rodice"
I AM THE PANTS!
Pants up.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 08:56:08 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 08:56:08 PM
"A good cop in a bad pants"
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Dudley on 27 October, 2003, 08:57:11 PM
Post by: Dudley on 27 October, 2003, 08:57:11 PM
KISS MY PANTS!
Mongrol...PANTS!
APANTSILATE!
Mongrol...PANTS!
APANTSILATE!
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 09:04:02 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 27 October, 2003, 09:04:02 PM
"He didn't think it too pants"
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 09:11:29 PM
Post by: Mr C on 27 October, 2003, 09:11:29 PM
Johnny Alpha: A good man in bad pants.
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Wils on 27 October, 2003, 09:12:18 PM
Post by: Wils on 27 October, 2003, 09:12:18 PM
"Mind the pants, Marlon."
Title: Re: The pants game....
Post by: Thread Zero on 27 October, 2003, 09:28:23 PM
Post by: Thread Zero on 27 October, 2003, 09:28:23 PM
A variation on a theme:
'I saw the news today, oh boy,
'Ten thousand trolls in Blackburn, Lancashire,
'And though the trolls were rather small,
'They had to count them all,
'And now they know how many trolls it takes to fill the Albert Hall!'
Anyway, this is a silly thread. American readers are, I suspect, somewhat bemused.
Some Kinks songs about pants:
Dedicated Follower of Pants.
Where have all the good pants gone.
Pants of a clown.
Plastic Pants.
'I saw the news today, oh boy,
'Ten thousand trolls in Blackburn, Lancashire,
'And though the trolls were rather small,
'They had to count them all,
'And now they know how many trolls it takes to fill the Albert Hall!'
Anyway, this is a silly thread. American readers are, I suspect, somewhat bemused.
Some Kinks songs about pants:
Dedicated Follower of Pants.
Where have all the good pants gone.
Pants of a clown.
Plastic Pants.