This competition is open to every member of the board.
Just post up a piccie that you yourself have made and I shall judge the entry on how good/funny/bizarre it is.
This is an open category competition so you can draw anything, even behatted simians. Fez's are allowed.
The winner of the competition shall recieve a lovely mystery prize.
Get scribbling!
Just done a review to Green Lantern: Hate Crime which was Winnick's controvesial gay bashing story. You can read it at
http://www.411mania.com/comics/reviews/article.php?reviews_id=2409
All feedback welcome
Will
It's not fair- I always get disqualified...
ALL MY OWN WORK
erm, just a little sketch I did,honest
Not bad... but where's her eyebrows?
I've just run that image through the X-ray machine Blackthrash and it says 'This a fake' under the paint.
damn!
Tell the truth... you bought it off this guy:
when you say drawing, do you mean like, drawing ?
Drawing you say? Here's a little something I knocked up this ayem.
Nice!
Dammit, gotta get something done....quick!
Come on I know there are more artists out there.
Let's see what you've got.
Not recent, but knocked up by me armed with a black felt tip.
If van Gogh can get ?34million for his version, I should be on for a few quid. What am I bid for an exclusive limited-edition signed copy of my masterpiece?
From my sketchbook.
Work in progress character concept art for a computer game. Also my second attempt at using a graphics pad:
It's Mel Gibson!
By the way, closing date for the competition is the first of February.
Keep scribblin Pencil Monkeys!
"Nothing can ssstop me me now!"
"It's Mel Gibson!"
Ha ha! Yeah - I thought it ended up looking a bit like him, too. Total fluke - if I'd tried to draw Mel Gibson, it would have ended up looking more like Mel Brooks.
Still, I might turn his eyes blue and make like it was deliberate...
If you make him blonde, he'll look like Harry Exton. :)
first of feb? excellent, plenty time to forget all about it then.
spose i could cheat & draw sci-fi porno lesbian romp scene? thats bound to win , no matter how baddly drawn.
hmm-dont have much of my stuff here on the work computer-but heres something for the goths out there :)
Link: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-12/544762/vamp.jpg
and one for the Manowar fans
...And one for those afraid of decompressing in space (lunchtime effort).
Have none of you seen my monkey?
(Hmm, maybe that could have been phrased differently).
Anyway, the monkey is a clear winner - why, no one else has even drawn one.
Hmmm....
After seeing the quality of stuff posted already, im seriously thinking of not bothering! Theyre all that good!!! Hats off to the lot of yer, including Dudley's sunflowers!!
Special note for Sir Eyebrows, that image is 'kin ace!
Wul (who promises to post something soon!)
So where's this sci-fi porno lesbian romp scene you promised us then, Bou?
a couple fi huffy....
[IMAGE DELETED]
Eeeek! Wake can you take that off! it was only about six inches in size!
How do I resize anybody?
Luddite (with weak webfu) Huff
I hope this works....
Phew!
Apologies for posting a work-in-progress!
Wul
Huffy, make sure the resolution is set at 72 dpi and the image is not larger than about 800 pixels wide.
Easily done, these accidental enormous pics.
A couple more for yer....
Bastard!
Some nice artwork here :-)
One I did for a local work publication a few years back.
Ed
and another silly one...
Ed
Cool!
longmanshort cowers from the clearly superior competition ... but he ain't afraid of johnnyeyebrows!
only thing i have online...
Use this. Its indespensable!
Link: Free image hosting!
lets givit a whirl!
Be quiet, Mulcher! You sussed quick mask yet- or do I have to explain it to you *again*- only more slowly this time?
Ha.
;)
Mulcher
B*stard!
Hmm...Try this folks.
Finnigan Sinister
a couple more i had on my pc
still think the monkey up there at the start has it!
a couplr more i had on my pc
Still think the fezmonkey has it!
My moneys on the monkey, too.
!
Happy xmas.
'High Heeled Cod-Piece Boy'
This guy deserves a series!
Wul
This guy deserves a series!
i hear ennis has started writing a dredd crossover already.
A Dredd cross-dressing-over would probably be better for this one!
Monkey. In a hat. Wearing some Y-fronts.
Thanks to LMS for lending me the Y-fronts...
To be pedantic; it's an ape in a fez. *Not* the same as a monkey in a hat, I'm afraid. :p
Very flat underpants there. Is the monkey angry because he's lost his nuts?
Gorillas have very small... equipment. And it's a simian of some description- still a monkey in a hat as far as I'm concerned!
Ape indeed... Pfff!
Sure, 'tis a fine monkey, Mr Eyebrows.
Sorry, but Wils is right. It's not a monkey, it's an ape. And it's not a hat, it's a fez.
Just ask this woman...
It's a gorilla. However, if it wants to call itself a monkey in a hat- I'm not going to argue with it.
Not in those pants, anyway.
Pedantic b*stards...
longmanshort cackles evilly .... heh heh heh heh
Stop cackling, Molcher- you can have your pants back...
Pffp, I'm not even going to dignify that with a response ...
I thangew!
Entry: cap
Function: noun
Definition: hat
Synonyms: beanie, beret, bonnet, dink, fez, pillbox, skullcap, sky piece
Concept: clothing
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0) Copyright ? 2003 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
It's still an ape, you fool :P
No, it's a monkey trapped in a gorilla's body. How can you be so insensitive?!?
Feel it's pain...
It appears to be juggling several members of this boards heads...
"It appears to be juggling several members of this boards heads..."
Only those insensitive to its plight. At all other times, it is a calm monkey (trapped within a gorilla's body). In a hat. Wearing Molcher's Y-fronts.
Yes.
Now THIS is a monkey in a hat...
Genius i wish i had that level of talent but alas i do not...
HAHAHA!
I think we have a winner...
And I thought you wanted the pic to do something nice for Christmas, you horrid man. :'(
Don't be *foolish*, Wils! I can't go around being nice- people will get all confused...
;)
Sorry. I had you briefly confused with someone who *isn't* an evil c*nt. ;)
Mike's expression makes his torn off head the highlight.
I declare Matt the winner! Even if he did cheat*
(* for various mysterious reasons Matt is always deemed to be cheating when entering such competitions. )
Actually, if you're gonna be picky, THIS is a monkey in a hat...
I still reckon Pete's was best for shock comedy value- well it made me laugh, anyway. I have to admit though- Molcher's expression is absolutely *priceless*!
You'll all be pleased to know that I'm well and truly behind with my work now and I'll be working right up until tomorrw night!
Fool!
Oi! I'm was supporting you ya fool! I'm a well known supporter of fez-wearing monkeys!!
longmanshort begins hunting around for a picture of Timson ...
Well hey- there's a first time for everything. Admit it- you'd have been hurt if I'd left you out.
What *is* that face you're pulling anyway? Fear? Alarm? Or is it just the face you pull when you scream like a girl?
Pfa ha ha!
Anyway- I declare this comp still open until Feb- as that's the date Mr C set. Get scribblin', kids!
It's what I look like when I'm having a good time on one of the best weekends of my life.
Though I noticed a certain individual didn't dare show his face ;oP
Of course, it all went pear shaped after that photo was taken. I reckon Art stole a bit of my soul ...
Arrrghh
Is Faceman melting?
Been wanting to put this up for yonks- but had to wait until today...
Matt
Oooh.
Nice.
- Trout
Show off.
Reporter.
Touch
oooo somebody please get a timson photo sorted ? this boy needs bringing down from that smug showwyoffy peg !
yeah yeah matts brill mattts the best wha hey etc. sheesh.
No way! I've removed all reference to my handsome visage from the net- you'll have to wait until some sneaky git catches me at a con!
It could be worse. I could be really, *really* shit- put up three pics a day (complete with teasers every ten minutes. On different threads) and then argue the toss with anybody who was foolish enough to not recognise the fact that I am *clearly* the next big thing in comics and that Flint "can't draw/has ruined/has no respect for Dredd" and should move over...
I'm just a fan and I like to draw pretty fanboy pictures. The real skill is in making decent, readable strips- any pencil monkey can draw a pin up!
Now go put some fires out...
;)
That said- I'm more than happy with my win over in the other thread and would like to officially withdraw from this compo (but still reserve the right to show off and post anything that I think looks ace).
Now get scribblin'...!
Matt
well you'll have to post all the advent calender up here cos i couldnt open it...sniffle.... smug git...mutter mutter.... fan club..... wedding photos... next thing in comics...pfff.
Only a couple of weeks left people! Come on, we haven't had that many scantily clad space vixens so far, do you really want to see some monkey in a hat win?*
Get scribbling folks!
*That doesn't mean that it is a monkey in a hat that's the best so far**
**No, I'm not telling who's winning even if you offer me candy.
Has this been judged yet?
I want my mystery prize!!!
And I hereby declare the winner to be...
...Wait for it...
...Wooly!
For his fantastic Lord of the Rings scroll work!
Congratulations Wooly, you get a free 1980 annual!
FIX!
And it aint even finished!
Honestly though, thrilled and honoured doesnt even come close to how im feeling right now.
I definately feel a bit smug though!
Too late for the comp I know, but here's a picture I did a few years ago, and I thought I'd force it on you lot.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ICELANDER ALERT!
Nice, though.
The pics on your site are good too!
FIX!!
:p
'Onest, guv. T'wernt a fix, t'wer above aboard an proper, i say, proper.
Seriously, i'd have thought your montage would have breezed it for you, and you certainly deserve a prize for it.
Ive got a spare paperback copy of the complete Horned God if you want it?
Wul-the-generous-and-fair!
So who's the picture of, then?
bollox. i joined this board just a little to late. can we do this again sometime, when i've figure out what i've done with the cable for the scanner and have dusted of my sketchpad?
that is completely brilliant! well done.
I'd like to run something like this in the near future... The prizes won't be as spiffy, but it's the taking part that counts!
Hurrah!
I'm only kidding, Wul- I won a great prize on a similar thread and I'm well chuffed with my prog 2 (complete with free gift)!
I might offer it out as a prize myself one day (but probably not).
Dudly,
Bj?rk
"I'm only kidding, Wul- I won a great prize on a similar thread and I'm well chuffed with my prog 2 (complete with free gift)!
I might offer it out as a prize myself one day (but probably not)."
Well in that case i guess i'd better start a new competition so someone can win it!
Dont know what its going to be yet though, any ideas post it here!