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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Art on 17 December, 2003, 08:30:37 PM

Title: More whacky firearms fun...
Post by: Art on 17 December, 2003, 08:30:37 PM

Link: Gun for shooting round corners

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Post by: Priv8eye on 17 December, 2003, 08:36:03 PM
Ain't science wonderful!  More and more wonderful ways to kill people.

Priv8
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Post by: Wils on 17 December, 2003, 08:43:26 PM
But you wouldn't need a gun that fires round corners if someone invented a working version of one of these.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2003, 08:46:13 PM
Now if you put that in a comic people would just laff...
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Post by: Mr C on 17 December, 2003, 08:56:34 PM
Look, it's got a built in telly so you don't miss neighbours!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 17 December, 2003, 10:07:53 PM
Did'nt someone invent some bent barrel thing for the same purpose during WWII. The Germans?
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Post by: Trout on 17 December, 2003, 10:35:32 PM
No, that was in Carry On Spying, I think, Gary.

- Trout
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Post by: judge dreddd on 17 December, 2003, 10:50:58 PM
didn't the germans in wwII have somet for shooting around corners, minus the camera of course...
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Post by: Tanky on 18 December, 2003, 02:06:47 AM
i want one! gimme gimme!!
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Post by: Smiley on 18 December, 2003, 03:51:20 AM
The krauts in WW2 had a rifle attachment called a Krummerlauf ("bent barrel").
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 18 December, 2003, 06:01:47 AM
so now all i need is a chainsaw so i can chop logs, hack and maim around corners?
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Post by: HiEx on 18 December, 2003, 08:31:33 AM
If you are law enforcement or military, one of the most dangerous tasks to perform is going into a house or building where you know or suspect there might be armed bad guys and having to search for them. Probably the most dangerous part of searching inside a building is going around corners.

This firarm was designed specifically to allow law enforcement and military types to be able to safely look around corners without risking themselves and if there is a bad guy there waiting to ambush them, deliver an immediate armed response, i.e. shoot the Drokkers.

This firearm, called the 'Corner Shot and designed in Israel does not feature a bent barrel, instead it has it a standard Glock semi-automatic pistol clamped to the front hinged section, with the pistols trigger mechanically linked to the corner shot's trigger.

Hi-Ex
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Post by: Art on 18 December, 2003, 04:18:04 PM
Yeah, it was a modified sturmgewehr, and they spent ages messing about with mirrors trying to find a way of aiming the thing. That's the weird thing yer Nazis - technical geniuses but prone to getting sidetracked into throwing a huge doing something completely inconsequential.
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 18 December, 2003, 04:25:04 PM
Thats the trouble with yer mad scientists right there, they can build a nuke no problem but they'd rather mutate flamingos and graft armalites to their wings.
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Post by: Priv8eye on 18 December, 2003, 04:58:12 PM
Wasn't the nazi one designed for getting out of tanks without having to stick your head up?

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Post by: Jared Katooie on 18 December, 2003, 05:05:07 PM
How would that even work? Surely the stupid thing would just blow up if you fired it?
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Post by: Priv8eye on 18 December, 2003, 05:12:13 PM
Utterly Useless Factoid (from reading too much as a kid):  It had a sort of spiral down the barrel so the bullet spun as it was fired allowing it to travel safely along said barrel and fired out other end.

Useless factoid ends.

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Post by: Mk13 on 18 December, 2003, 06:30:38 PM
That's not real, You're just trying to cover up for the fact that the postie bent it in half to get it through your letterbox...
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Post by: Proudhuff on 18 December, 2003, 10:05:45 PM
Or you could lob a grenade....
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Post by: Art on 19 December, 2003, 07:20:16 PM
In other israeli weaponry news, it looks like the Uzi is being retired...

Link: http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/17/israel.o

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Post by: Mr C on 19 December, 2003, 08:18:24 PM
But what will the fat, mulleted bad guys of every cheap Hollywood action flick use now? They need the Uzi so that everyone knows that they're bad guys!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 19 December, 2003, 08:31:01 PM
All together now: "UZI NINE MILLIMETRE!"
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Post by: Art on 19 December, 2003, 08:47:44 PM
Looks like it's just the Israeli army that's retiring them -- looks like they'll still manufacture it for the vast export market of moustachioed South American drug dealers. And there's always cheap knockoffs...
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Post by: Bony Fella on 19 December, 2003, 08:54:57 PM
Hm, did anyone play that strange game on the N64, Conker's Bad Fur Day? I can remember laughing a lot and irritatinbg my son cos I wouldn't let him play, but one of the few things that stayed with me is one of the lines from the Terminator spoof:
'Suzi 9mm'
'Ah'm Right Here Sweetie-pie, Just Tell Me Where Ta Shoot'