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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Trout on 20 December, 2003, 02:46:09 AM

Title: It's almost too late for all of you!
Post by: Trout on 20 December, 2003, 02:46:09 AM
As the board is currently dominated by off-topic threads, I shall add my own, with a statement guaranteed to emphasise my evil.

I finished my Christmas shopping at the end of October.

Is anyone here still battling away to get theirs done?

You don't have long left...

- Never forget the Trout is evil
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Post by: Mangamax on 20 December, 2003, 03:09:35 AM
King Trout you firkin bastige - i hate you.
Got one measley thing off Play.com, i'm working all this weekend and Monday, Christmas Eve too. So that leaves Tuesday to get everything and i'm cacking it big-time. Hate (and am deeply jealous of) organised people.
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Post by: judge dreddd on 20 December, 2003, 03:13:30 AM
my 'get yourself a present from me or give to charity' sold the entire problem at a stroke..i gave to charity and ordered some tooth stuff...its a lot easier just buying your own prezzies !....
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Post by: Agrivar on 20 December, 2003, 03:33:42 AM
Just had the worst day of my life shopping for my family and girlfriend. the old dears in tescos are frigging psychos with those trollies.
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Post by: hag on 20 December, 2003, 05:07:03 AM
hahah... suckers, finished mine last week
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Post by: Steamboy on 20 December, 2003, 11:12:04 AM
Trout thinks he's evil, I'm true evil.....Parents on otherside of country dont get pressies...Friends pah no pressies for them....
christmas shopping hah no need to do any, I'll just buy my self some shit....

CU Krestel the Friendless
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 20 December, 2003, 11:34:25 AM

organized. sort of, presents had to be sent begining of november. for the UK. last three weeks bought most things. and asked the maid to do the wrapping for me.

food organized. , Marks and Spencers Hamper. delivered to the house.
and several of my supplers have been asking for my home address.
they seem to have some over run of items. so i have been informed they will be storing a turkey,
ham, sirlion of beef and a side of smoked salmon at my place on the 24th.

which will be a bit packed with that beer hamper and wine basket i have in the cupboard the friut and veg supplier delvered by accident to my house as well.

its not an easy task to be in charge of a large kitchen and have to give in to the demands of these suppliers.
what next i ask. likely a maganum of champagne from the damn fish supplier and a couple of lobsters no doubt.

any one in town next week. we are having a decent buffet lunch should you want to jion us.






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Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 December, 2003, 03:17:56 PM
I am about to spend the day shopping, with my wife, two children and my mother-in-law.


Somebody fucking shoot me now!
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 20 December, 2003, 04:01:34 PM
just back from my last shopping spree.
bloody shops/malls where full to the rafters.

christmas is ready. which is lucky as i am likely to be a bit busy this next few days.
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Post by: judge dreddd on 20 December, 2003, 09:51:37 PM
shops full...makes you realise that huge majority of people cant organise

bit worried about my sister putting her faith in asda home shopping for her christmas food, i can see a lot of people on christmas day saying 'fecking web'
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 20 December, 2003, 10:02:04 PM
heh heh, mine was all done on a one day hell spree other side of country. sadly this left us living on bread water & martyrdom, so anyone else whos not got a pressie will have to go without one. having zero credit left does take the pressure off actually.

as for cards? 90% of the cards ive gotten this year are from people i havent seen or cared about for years, including the neighbour who a few weeks ago was yelling abuse at me on the street. go figure.

but its almost too late to help santa wrap pressies without the juve spotting me...eeeekkk !
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Post by: Oddboy on 21 December, 2003, 05:39:39 PM
Oddgirl & I did all our shopping on the 1st December.
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Post by: Art on 21 December, 2003, 11:08:13 PM
Only 6 days left to buy these Jesus Lighters. Nothing says Christmas like one!

Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item

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Post by: Something Fishy on 21 December, 2003, 11:55:23 PM
seems kind of ironic, using Jesus to burn things.

would Satan not be more appropriate on a lighter?
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Post by: Dudley on 22 December, 2003, 11:44:54 PM
Bringing light to the world, surely?
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Post by: longmanshort on 23 December, 2003, 05:36:11 AM
All I can say is, thank the Lord for late night shopping in Harrogate ...
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Post by: judge dreddd on 23 December, 2003, 05:32:23 PM
got a few odds and ends i.e. christmas nosh in not very full town lastnight then sat in pub with brits...had some dire straits on ( YES ! )..anyway..christmas shoppin ell

my ex/flatmate just came back from 'mega full supermarket oh stress stress..need calming herb thing oh no oh no not even got presents for niece and nephews yet'....tee hee..shoppin ell for others