Title: A proper world champ!
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 January, 2004, 02:38:18 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 January, 2004, 02:38:18 AM
None of your poncy prettified Beckham types... here's a real man!
Link: Gimme the pig!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 January, 2004, 02:43:35 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 January, 2004, 02:43:35 AM
image too fat for the board!
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Post by: paulvonscott on 12 January, 2004, 02:46:00 AM
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 January, 2004, 02:46:00 AM
I actually found myself watching some of the darts (mainly due to a strange listlessness) and was supporting Andy Fordham. The guy in the Dracula cape was probably me second bet.
Saw the start of the match, but turned off, just because I knew I'd sit there all night hypnotised.
Saw the start of the match, but turned off, just because I knew I'd sit there all night hypnotised.
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 January, 2004, 04:10:20 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 January, 2004, 04:10:20 AM
pah the kids wouldnt let me watch it, insisted some shite dumbed up drama would be better, "ewwww were not watching some fat bastard playing darts was the cry "
nay culture these kids.
nay culture these kids.
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Post by: Dudley on 12 January, 2004, 04:30:13 PM
Post by: Dudley on 12 January, 2004, 04:30:13 PM
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Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:39:24 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:39:24 PM
Everyone in school is making jokes about Andy Fordham today. Has anyone else likened him to Wulf?
Darts rocks
Did anyone notice Mervyn King's poofy technique?
Darts rocks
Did anyone notice Mervyn King's poofy technique?
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Post by: Mr C on 12 January, 2004, 04:41:02 PM
Post by: Mr C on 12 January, 2004, 04:41:02 PM
The Count Rules!!!
My dad and me ended up becoming Darts fans over the course of the tournament, something fascinating about watching fat men throw little spikey things into flat bits of cork, almost... satisfying to know that there is a place where big fat blokes with mullets are cheered and idolised.
Not an Alice band in sight!
My dad and me ended up becoming Darts fans over the course of the tournament, something fascinating about watching fat men throw little spikey things into flat bits of cork, almost... satisfying to know that there is a place where big fat blokes with mullets are cheered and idolised.
Not an Alice band in sight!
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Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:44:49 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:44:49 PM
The universal term for last night's match was "A fat guy vs. A REALLY fat guy" round my parts.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 12 January, 2004, 04:48:00 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 12 January, 2004, 04:48:00 PM
What is it with darts? How come it attracts fatties with mullets? Can somebody explain it to me please?
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Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:49:32 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 12 January, 2004, 04:49:32 PM
Even more confusing is the distinct lack of muscles that they have on their throwing arms.
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Post by: Art on 12 January, 2004, 05:58:48 PM
Post by: Art on 12 January, 2004, 05:58:48 PM
The real-ale in their guts stabilises them.
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Post by: Generally Contrary on 12 January, 2004, 08:42:39 PM
Post by: Generally Contrary on 12 January, 2004, 08:42:39 PM
++What is it with darts? How come it attracts fatties with mullets? Can somebody explain it to me please?++
The mutagenic qualities of alcohol lager and peanuts should not be underestimated.
They are the New New X-Men, with their super-human senses and unnatural physiques.
The mutagenic qualities of alcohol lager and peanuts should not be underestimated.
They are the New New X-Men, with their super-human senses and unnatural physiques.
Title: Re: A proper world champ!............
Post by: Art on 12 January, 2004, 08:50:43 PM
Post by: Art on 12 January, 2004, 08:50:43 PM
S'right. They are the new transhuman elite, better suited for the world of THE FUTURE.