Title: Was the Trout originally a salmon?
Post by: Dudley on 13 January, 2004, 07:47:01 PM
Post by: Dudley on 13 January, 2004, 07:47:01 PM
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 08:31:52 PM
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 08:31:52 PM
This appears to be a reference to the utterly bollocks study that's been claiming Scottish farmed salmon isn't safe to eating.
It's since been refuted by everyone involved in the industry, including the Food Standards Agency.
Either that, or someone's suggesting I'm S***o.
:-)
Moo moo moo
- Trout
oxo oxo oxo
It's since been refuted by everyone involved in the industry, including the Food Standards Agency.
Either that, or someone's suggesting I'm S***o.
:-)
Moo moo moo
- Trout
oxo oxo oxo
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: ukdane on 13 January, 2004, 08:57:18 PM
Post by: ukdane on 13 January, 2004, 08:57:18 PM
I recently read that you once applied to be a judge. But only managed runner-up in the age category 15-17.
Bwah! Ha!
Bwah! Ha!
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 09:20:17 PM
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 09:20:17 PM
Bugger off, bacon boy. I was winner in that category, one of several runners-up overall.
At least I got a prize. It was a GN signed by Steve Dillon.
The overall winner had less luck. He was supposed to be drawn into a Dredd strip, but we never heard of the competition again...
- Trout
At least I got a prize. It was a GN signed by Steve Dillon.
The overall winner had less luck. He was supposed to be drawn into a Dredd strip, but we never heard of the competition again...
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 January, 2004, 10:01:40 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 January, 2004, 10:01:40 PM
Farmed trout are just as unpalatable, and more than a bit bitter...
Hmmmm familiar?
Proudfinn
Hmmmm familiar?
Proudfinn
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Darryl on 13 January, 2004, 10:56:21 PM
Post by: Darryl on 13 January, 2004, 10:56:21 PM
buggering hell, they're not content with saying coo beasties are mad, they're now saying our fish are dangerous!
Is nothing sacred? soon well only be able to eat... what?
Is nothing sacred? soon well only be able to eat... what?
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 11:00:19 PM
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2004, 11:00:19 PM
Rocks.
- Trout
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Darryl on 14 January, 2004, 12:39:52 AM
Post by: Darryl on 14 January, 2004, 12:39:52 AM
what, Rockfish?
reminds me of an old joke - where are you if you have a peice of footwaer on one side of you and a dead fish on the other?
you're between a sock and a hard plaice!
BOOM BOOM!
okay its been a loong day....
reminds me of an old joke - where are you if you have a peice of footwaer on one side of you and a dead fish on the other?
you're between a sock and a hard plaice!
BOOM BOOM!
okay its been a loong day....
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 14 January, 2004, 12:42:14 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 14 January, 2004, 12:42:14 AM
YES the salmon farming industry is dangerous...
to the economy of small communities when norweigen companies buy everything up & then fuk em up & shut em down, resulting in 30 direct job losses in a village population 800. watch this space & see how much the school roll falls, the house prices further farce hike & the place becomes a f*cking retiral village for rich nobs who do nothing but complain that the bonnie heather ain't as purple as the brochure & the 3 remaining local people are all umemployed.
to the economy of small communities when norweigen companies buy everything up & then fuk em up & shut em down, resulting in 30 direct job losses in a village population 800. watch this space & see how much the school roll falls, the house prices further farce hike & the place becomes a f*cking retiral village for rich nobs who do nothing but complain that the bonnie heather ain't as purple as the brochure & the 3 remaining local people are all umemployed.
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 14 January, 2004, 04:21:03 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 14 January, 2004, 04:21:03 AM
You know, I was in the chat-room on the very night that Mike D. decided to adopt the nom-de-keyboard King Troutman. Realising the blackmail potential I later got a chat-log and have kept it ever since. Which is nice.
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 03:39:57 PM
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 03:39:57 PM
It's a forgery!
You bstrd.
- Trout
You bstrd.
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: GordonR on 14 January, 2004, 05:49:35 PM
Post by: GordonR on 14 January, 2004, 05:49:35 PM
"Meet Mike. He can swim like a fish..."
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Oddboy on 14 January, 2004, 05:56:10 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 14 January, 2004, 05:56:10 PM
"Swim"? You mean "drink" surely?
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: fred on 14 January, 2004, 06:52:51 PM
Post by: fred on 14 January, 2004, 06:52:51 PM
A Trout is actually a ugly woman with sloppy jowels.
So, all this salmon farming buggery is going to upset Mr Ian Anderson. Expect a new Jethro Tull album soon then.
fred
So, all this salmon farming buggery is going to upset Mr Ian Anderson. Expect a new Jethro Tull album soon then.
fred
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:01:10 PM
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:01:10 PM
I suspect the phrase "salmon farming buggery" could do more damage to the industry than any poorly researched study.
Yuck.
- Trout
Yuck.
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: fred on 14 January, 2004, 07:17:50 PM
Post by: fred on 14 January, 2004, 07:17:50 PM
But only you would think in such terms, you old sicko.
Hmmm, thoughts born of experience? Is that what you Trouts get up to is it? Acts of vengence or just sordid lust?!
fred
Hmmm, thoughts born of experience? Is that what you Trouts get up to is it? Acts of vengence or just sordid lust?!
fred
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Mr C on 14 January, 2004, 07:18:31 PM
Post by: Mr C on 14 January, 2004, 07:18:31 PM
What about Cod?
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:21:25 PM
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:21:25 PM
It's skate I feel sorry for.
Apparently, on those long days and nights on trawlers, if a fisherman gets lonely...
- Trout
Apparently, on those long days and nights on trawlers, if a fisherman gets lonely...
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: ukdane on 14 January, 2004, 07:28:36 PM
Post by: ukdane on 14 January, 2004, 07:28:36 PM
What, they go "skating"?
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Mr C on 14 January, 2004, 07:31:03 PM
Post by: Mr C on 14 January, 2004, 07:31:03 PM
It's the fishes fault, damn teases.
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:33:10 PM
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2004, 07:33:10 PM
UKD: Ah, yes. Skating. That's what it is. Very vigorous, rhythmic skating.
Mr C: You will be destroyed.
- Trout
Mr C: You will be destroyed.
- Trout
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: paulvonscott on 14 January, 2004, 08:47:35 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 14 January, 2004, 08:47:35 PM
"It's since been refuted by everyone involved in the industry, including the Food Standards Agency."
Well, did we learn nothing from Mad Trout's disease?
Well, did we learn nothing from Mad Trout's disease?
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 January, 2004, 11:26:27 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 January, 2004, 11:26:27 PM
Dont give em your name Pike!
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 15 January, 2004, 10:36:24 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 15 January, 2004, 10:36:24 PM
hmmm, have you guys ever smelt fish farmers? so when they go on about the genetic purity of wild salmon being compromised , its not the farmed salmon thats to blame?
must look out for wee fishies with yellow wellies making up-stream next season.
must look out for wee fishies with yellow wellies making up-stream next season.
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Noisybast on 16 January, 2004, 03:59:22 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 16 January, 2004, 03:59:22 PM
"What about Cod?"
Don't go bringing religion into it, C...
Don't go bringing religion into it, C...
Title: Re: Was the Trout originally a sal...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 January, 2004, 04:05:18 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 January, 2004, 04:05:18 PM
actually thats what my son came home from skool saying many many years ago, what did you learn about today son? they taught us about someone called COD who lives in the sky. it sortof stuck around here. *
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