Did anyone see CITV's new show "Ministry of Mayhem" on Sat? If you didn't, you're lucky, it's rubbish. It has about as much mayhem as a Tory conference. I am now presented with the choice of Dick and Dom (too much to take in for me). MOM, or the full, apoclyptic horrors of T4 saturday with Vernon (kill) and June(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh). The Dan Dare cartoon on Five is too fuzzy to work out most of the time.
u should stick with 5 its great (u could always treat it as a 50s radio show and listen in)
Not got Sky then?
If you had/have, you'll be watching SoccerAM. Laugh a minute with absurb loonery, as well as some lovely footy type stuff.
fred
Dick and Dom are very entertaining. Sort of like Morecombe and wise on speed but with extra fart gags and more pies.
Ah, Cat Deeley. Why did you forsake me?
- Trout
Because you're a stinky old fish?
King Trout yawns, ignoring the insult, then grins as he thinks of the crestfallen moment when every human husband realises his honeymoon is over, and his wife hasn't shaved her legs for two years...
In Cat Deeley's case you wouldn't need to wait 2 years - from rumour it'd be about 3 days before you found you'd married a svelte blonde gorilla.
...Dudley
Recommendation: Sleep til 1pm, then listen to Ricky, Carl 'n' Steve on XFM. Then go back to bed.
J-Bo-1
And she has feet like pontoons.
Johnny -
I don't like your new icon as much as the old one.
Not sure why you should care, but I'm not one to shy away from giving out unwanted opinions.
...Dudley
"Recommendation: Sleep til 1pm, then listen to Ricky, Carl 'n' Steve on XFM. Then go back to bed."
Spread the word brother.
They'll wonder how they ever got through the week without Monkey News.
ADE
Link: http://www.xfm.co.uk/article.asp?id=3673