I'll keep posting these crap jokes until someone asks me how much prog 2 is worth!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Cincinnati where a woman may
go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?"
And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says "But
I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!"
And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You
are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Hehehehehehe
It's funny because it's true...
Okay I`ll tell you. Prog 2 is worth what you are willing to pay for it. If you have one you want to sell, it`s worth what other people are willing to pay for it. In my case, that`s nothing because I already have prog 2, in the Digital Archives.
Nice joke.
I thought all women wanted was a sensitive, good-looking millionaire who loves to cook and who can breathe through his ears.