Evening all,
I'm speaking to you all from the luxury of my funky new laptop.
Just thought you'd like to know that.
Mwa-ha-ha-haaaa!
-Swankybast
Thought I'd wandered into yahoo artdroids for a mo...
;)
"Show us your nibs!"
saffin raffin smug funt...
ooo right arm & laptops, doing work at work and home ? Phoarr! ya bast'.
ooo right arm & laptops
Doesn't that only apply to certain 'specialist' websites, though? ;)
might do for you baby... I'm multi dexterous me.
Multi dextrous? How many arms do u have?
Eight, she's like a bloody octopus.
yeah RC, a dull uninteresting octopus with too much time on her 8 hands.
I got something you can do with your 8 hands.
:0
hmmm, yes one on my 15" jonsored petrol chainsaw,
one for my claymore sword,
one for my viking sword,
one for my 13th scottish battle sword,
one for my diamond rock cutting machine,
one for my 25mb gas burners,
one for hydraulic combi cutting gear,
& one to pick my nose with...
& that'll be me all ready for a philosophical discussion on the nature of reality with you then.
Hey!
You could do a lot of damage with those!
I had to re-read "rock cutting machine" a couple of times, just to be sure.
yeah, Its got an interchangeable 6" & 8" diamond cutting blade & slices quartz, agate, irritating people, whatever like butter, in fact when i'm working on it & the blade screams 1mm from my fingers, sparks flying as the blade rips like lightning charges blue yellow green light flashing across the rock...
i have so much time to spare & an un-interesting life to fill, i often see a ghost just outside that very window as i work.
So could it also be used to slice the chip off your shoulder?
Who said anything about being uninteresting? You're just dull that's all.
Haha.
No, seriously - you shouldn't believe in ghosts.
Nice legs, though.
Back to the original point of the thread.
Im sitting here on broadband through my new broadband wireless router with my brand new dell desktop and its fabby. I like my laptop too :)
Yer Slips
that'll be me all ready for a philosophical discussion on the nature of reality with you then.
Reality is for people who have no imagination.
But some folk live too long outside of it, know what I mean?
so slips, you should profit from being such a jammy bastard by posting to this board from unlikely places using your fab new laptop. I suggest:
- the top of K2
- Uluru
- a crowded London train
- a poolside table next to a pool full of supermodels doing backstroke
- your underground lair (if you have one)
- a golf course
- the South Korean/NOrth Korean border
anyone else got any good ideas?