Title: Some guy out of Jethro Tull has had a sex change....
Post by: Krustabi on 26 January, 2004, 04:46:52 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 26 January, 2004, 04:46:52 PM
Apparently, David Palmer from Jethro Tull has become a woman. As soon as I heard this news I spent half an hour standing on one leg, pretending to play the flute.
Well?...
Well?...
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Oddboy on 26 January, 2004, 04:57:43 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 26 January, 2004, 04:57:43 PM
That really pissed me off.
I saw the Evening Standard headline-posters on Friday evening all reading "ROCK STAR HAS SEX CHANGE" and didn't find out who it was until yesterday.
Major disappointment, "Some guy out of Jethro Tull"? How dull.
I saw the Evening Standard headline-posters on Friday evening all reading "ROCK STAR HAS SEX CHANGE" and didn't find out who it was until yesterday.
Major disappointment, "Some guy out of Jethro Tull"? How dull.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Krustabi on 26 January, 2004, 05:01:48 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 26 January, 2004, 05:01:48 PM
I had to stop my Dad from digging out all his Jethro Tull records and subjecting his children to them...
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Dudley on 26 January, 2004, 05:02:08 PM
Post by: Dudley on 26 January, 2004, 05:02:08 PM
Who would you have liked it to be?
I just assumed it was David Bowie and didn't bother buying the paper.
I just assumed it was David Bowie and didn't bother buying the paper.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Mr C on 26 January, 2004, 05:03:33 PM
Post by: Mr C on 26 January, 2004, 05:03:33 PM
"Rod Stewart becomes Ruby Stewart Shock!"
Now that's a headline.
Now that's a headline.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Slippery PD on 26 January, 2004, 05:07:28 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 26 January, 2004, 05:07:28 PM
Rock Star does imply someone who is internationally famous and fairly current. Not some folk rock has been who hasnt had a hit or even a high selling album in 15 years*......
Yer Slips
*- Im being generous here, last hit? 1974?
Yer Slips
*- Im being generous here, last hit? 1974?
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 January, 2004, 05:12:46 PM
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 January, 2004, 05:12:46 PM
What about that bloke from Dead or Alive? He went from man to woman to strange, spongey hosepipe-esque object sdince the 80's.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: paulvonscott on 26 January, 2004, 05:22:13 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 26 January, 2004, 05:22:13 PM
That's fine, but don't take drumming lessons from Judas Priest.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 26 January, 2004, 05:28:51 PM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 26 January, 2004, 05:28:51 PM
Just go and buy "Broadsword and the Beast"
Great Ian Livingston double cover and some decent tunes.
Great Ian Livingston double cover and some decent tunes.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Oddboy on 26 January, 2004, 05:32:47 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 26 January, 2004, 05:32:47 PM
Slips, exactly!
I was hoping for someone a bit more ROCK STARish.
Jack White maybe?
Or what about PJ Harvey becoming a man?
I was hoping for someone a bit more ROCK STARish.
Jack White maybe?
Or what about PJ Harvey becoming a man?
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Slippery PD on 26 January, 2004, 05:45:49 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 26 January, 2004, 05:45:49 PM
It could be Bruce Dickinson, it doesnt have to be someone I like. Just someone who people uner the age of 25* might recognise????
Yer Slips
* - OK so now all the 25YO will come and say they know......
Yer Slips
* - OK so now all the 25YO will come and say they know......
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 26 January, 2004, 06:14:20 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 26 January, 2004, 06:14:20 PM
PJ Harvey is a man.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Mikey on 26 January, 2004, 06:19:28 PM
Post by: Mikey on 26 January, 2004, 06:19:28 PM
So that explains her strange allure...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:36:57 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:36:57 PM
My brother and sister think I'm very small
But I'm growing a bit every day, every day
And when I'll be big
I'll be good at the games that they say I'm too little to play
My brother and sister are bigger than me
But I'll keep on growing and then they'll see
That I can do everything all on my own
They won't have to help me because I'll have grown
I'll be able to do whatever they do
Because I'm growing a bit every day, every day, every day, every day...
But I'm growing a bit every day, every day
And when I'll be big
I'll be good at the games that they say I'm too little to play
My brother and sister are bigger than me
But I'll keep on growing and then they'll see
That I can do everything all on my own
They won't have to help me because I'll have grown
I'll be able to do whatever they do
Because I'm growing a bit every day, every day, every day, every day...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:39:36 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:39:36 PM
Wrong thread. How...?
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: esoteric ed on 28 May, 2004, 09:45:55 PM
Post by: esoteric ed on 28 May, 2004, 09:45:55 PM
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Boom Boom backa lacka backa Boom
Boom Boom backa lacka backa Boom
Ed
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:50:35 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 09:50:35 PM
Reverse magic attempt:
?esaelp niaga daerht egnahc xes lluT orhteJ
?esaelp niaga daerht egnahc xes lluT orhteJ
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 10:42:00 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 10:42:00 PM
Yeah. Good line, that.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 10:43:43 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 28 May, 2004, 10:43:43 PM
Ah! No! Not again!
!timmad ,esaelp niaga daerht egnahc xes lluT orhteJ
!timmad ,esaelp niaga daerht egnahc xes lluT orhteJ
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 01 June, 2004, 03:19:37 PM
Post by: Dudley on 01 June, 2004, 03:19:37 PM
Arrgh! Going round my head all day today...
We live in a greedy little world
That teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly
Then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!
We live in a greedy little world
That teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly
Then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 01 June, 2004, 03:20:03 PM
Post by: Dudley on 01 June, 2004, 03:20:03 PM
First cross-post f***-up!
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Tanky on 30 June, 2004, 11:16:35 PM
Post by: Tanky on 30 June, 2004, 11:16:35 PM
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Ooo-oo oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
ad infinitum
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
Ooo-oo oo-oo
Woo-oo oo-oo-oo
ad infinitum
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Tanky on 30 June, 2004, 11:17:30 PM
Post by: Tanky on 30 June, 2004, 11:17:30 PM
This is the most bizarre x-thread yet!
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2004, 11:30:01 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 30 June, 2004, 11:30:01 PM
I never thought I'd see this thread back again.
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: Conexus on 30 June, 2004, 11:37:37 PM
Post by: Conexus on 30 June, 2004, 11:37:37 PM
well at least the cross threading is happening between two music related threads, so the results woun't be completely obtuse
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 02 July, 2004, 07:13:56 PM
Post by: Dudley on 02 July, 2004, 07:13:56 PM
Sweet dreams are made of these...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 02 July, 2004, 07:14:51 PM
Post by: Dudley on 02 July, 2004, 07:14:51 PM
Suffering cross-posts...
How come it's always the random threads that go up?
How come it's always the random threads that go up?
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:25:02 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:25:02 PM
Doctor WHO-OO!
Doctor Who!
Doctor WHO-OO!
Doctor Who!
Doctor Who!
Doctor WHO-OO!
Doctor Who!
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:25:44 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:25:44 PM
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS BLOODY CROSS-POSTING CRAP? ARSE!
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: paulvonscott on 06 July, 2004, 03:27:56 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 06 July, 2004, 03:27:56 PM
"Sweet dreams are made of these..."
Yes, yes, you didn't mean to post this on the "Some guy out of Jethro Tull has had a sex change..." thread, we know, we know.
Hmmm...
Yes, yes, you didn't mean to post this on the "Some guy out of Jethro Tull has had a sex change..." thread, we know, we know.
Hmmm...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:32:24 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2004, 03:32:24 PM
Hmmmm... could we be seeing the emergence of a separate intelligence within the messageboard mainframe?
It's finally got so bored of listening to our crap that it likes to randomly swap a few messages round. And when it sees a good opportunity ("sweet dreams..."), it even makes deliberate jokes - the sign of the highest forms of intelligence!
The board's alive...
It's finally got so bored of listening to our crap that it likes to randomly swap a few messages round. And when it sees a good opportunity ("sweet dreams..."), it even makes deliberate jokes - the sign of the highest forms of intelligence!
The board's alive...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 July, 2004, 08:51:23 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 08 July, 2004, 08:51:23 PM
Aargh! Damn your black heart, David Page!
Title: Re: Some guy out of Jethro Tull ha...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 July, 2004, 08:52:19 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 08 July, 2004, 08:52:19 PM
So, here we are again, then...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 13 July, 2004, 04:16:31 PM
Post by: Dudley on 13 July, 2004, 04:16:31 PM
Call out the instigator
Because there's something in the air
We've got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution's here
And you know it's right...
Because there's something in the air
We've got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution's here
And you know it's right...
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Mr C on 13 July, 2004, 05:07:21 PM
Post by: Mr C on 13 July, 2004, 05:07:21 PM
It's happening again! This should be renamed the Black Hole thread.
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Wils on 13 July, 2004, 05:51:27 PM
Post by: Wils on 13 July, 2004, 05:51:27 PM
What about that bloke from Dead or Alive? He went from man to woman to strange, spongey hosepipe-esque object
I've a distinct feeling that he bypassed 'woman' altogether and went for the Gerry Anderson look straight from blokedom.
I've a distinct feeling that he bypassed 'woman' altogether and went for the Gerry Anderson look straight from blokedom.
Title: Re: I'm a Barbie Girl / In A Barbi...
Post by: Dudley on 11 August, 2004, 04:56:25 PM
Post by: Dudley on 11 August, 2004, 04:56:25 PM
Iiiiittttt wwwaassss annnn ...
Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini..
Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini..