Title: Boarder of the month!
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 05:41:23 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 05:41:23 PM
Well, it's been a grim, grim, seven days. The Hutton whitewash, the deaths on the hajj, Blair refusing to take his tongue out of Bush's rectum, and some boarders (yours truly not excepted) going bonkers and saying rude things.
But there have been many, many boarders who stayed out of it, whose good humour and sanity have brightened all our lives.
In honour of these, I propose an experimental "Boarder of the Month" poll. Here are the rules (you gotta have rules!)
1) You may nominate one fellow boarder and one boarder only.
2) Politely, you are asked not to nominate boarders you know socially.
3) If you give reasons you must make them nice ones: only praise will count.
4) Nominations for Rebellion employees &/or 2000AD creators will not count.
I'll tally up the votes when I feel that everyone who's going to contribute has contributed, and the winner will get a *very* small prize (tbc).
...Dudley
But there have been many, many boarders who stayed out of it, whose good humour and sanity have brightened all our lives.
In honour of these, I propose an experimental "Boarder of the Month" poll. Here are the rules (you gotta have rules!)
1) You may nominate one fellow boarder and one boarder only.
2) Politely, you are asked not to nominate boarders you know socially.
3) If you give reasons you must make them nice ones: only praise will count.
4) Nominations for Rebellion employees &/or 2000AD creators will not count.
I'll tally up the votes when I feel that everyone who's going to contribute has contributed, and the winner will get a *very* small prize (tbc).
...Dudley
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!...
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:43:40 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:43:40 PM
I vote for Woolly, who is seemingly the nicest person ever...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!......
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:45:32 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:45:32 PM
Can we also vote for a #2 and #3, as this would lead to a broader cross-section of public opinion?...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 05:47:36 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 05:47:36 PM
One man, one vote. Saves time, makes it clearer, shows why I'm not going to win...
:)
(Incidentally, PLEASE don't put up reasons why this is a bad idea. If you don't like it, just ignore it).
:)
(Incidentally, PLEASE don't put up reasons why this is a bad idea. If you don't like it, just ignore it).
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 04 February, 2004, 05:48:13 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 04 February, 2004, 05:48:13 PM
PVS 8-)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!......
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 05:53:01 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 05:53:01 PM
I vote for me, because I'm fantastic.
- Trout
- Trout
Title: Consumer Injustices....
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:55:44 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 04 February, 2004, 05:55:44 PM
Has anyone noticed that Cadbury's have discontinued Taz bars and now have "Freddo with caramel" instead. Cadbury's are obviously fleecing us because Freddo is a smaller shape than Taz and thus there is less chocolate and caramel for our hard-earned ten pence...
Anyone else been fleeced recently?
Anyone else been fleeced recently?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!......
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 05:56:40 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 05:56:40 PM
I seocnd the vote for PVS.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Matt on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:03 PM
Post by: Matt on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:03 PM
Another vote for PVS. The man tries to inspire 2000ad related debate and ends up being mercilessly shot down by the boards version of the Chuckle Brothers.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:04 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:04 PM
My vote (I get one, like anyone else), goes to Byron Virgo.
Funny, well-thought out posts that always have me clicking open the thread.
Funny, well-thought out posts that always have me clicking open the thread.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:41 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:03:41 PM
How galling- I'm afraid my vote will have to go with 'the misery' as well.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 06:09:36 PM
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 06:09:36 PM
I vote PVS
He maintained a level of dignity and logic in the face of direct abuse and then put in a juicy and heartfelt ?Fuck off? just when it was needed. Brought a smile to my face.
(My vote may not count ?cos PVS is the only boarder I?ve actually spoken to at a con, albeit briefly, oh two cons in fact. Is that socialising?)
He maintained a level of dignity and logic in the face of direct abuse and then put in a juicy and heartfelt ?Fuck off? just when it was needed. Brought a smile to my face.
(My vote may not count ?cos PVS is the only boarder I?ve actually spoken to at a con, albeit briefly, oh two cons in fact. Is that socialising?)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 06:16:19 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 06:16:19 PM
That's definitely not socialising.
However, the jury considers that votes for PVS by Solar Wind (genius 70's homage comic available from many good bookstores and PVS!) contributors may be eliminated in the final count. This also counts for votes for Art by FutureQuake (genius collection of short sci-fi self-contained shocks, available from www.smallzone.com) contributors.
Voters who feel they may be included in these categories are politely asked to consider changing their votes...
However, the jury considers that votes for PVS by Solar Wind (genius 70's homage comic available from many good bookstores and PVS!) contributors may be eliminated in the final count. This also counts for votes for Art by FutureQuake (genius collection of short sci-fi self-contained shocks, available from www.smallzone.com) contributors.
Voters who feel they may be included in these categories are politely asked to consider changing their votes...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 06:17:40 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 06:17:40 PM
Just simplify it, folks.
Vote for me.
I'm great.
- Trout
Vote for me.
I'm great.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: WoD on 04 February, 2004, 06:19:34 PM
Post by: WoD on 04 February, 2004, 06:19:34 PM
Devon's Daddy
Cause he sent me a PS1 game. How nice is that!!
Cause he sent me a PS1 game. How nice is that!!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 06:25:05 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 06:25:05 PM
I vote for the Trout.
He is great, after all.
He is great, after all.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 06:32:29 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 06:32:29 PM
I've came here to say I'm not to keen on the idea personally. Logan was joking (the git) when he put my name forward. I appreciate any votes, but I don't really want to be in it.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:35:28 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:35:28 PM
Hey! That's not fair! Just because I draw up a few of the man's scripts, I can't vote for him?
I still think he's a right misery and those scripts *never* turn up on time- but he does keep a pretty cool head while the rest of us are going through online electoral rolls looking for addresses*.
I find his posts interesting as well- even though they contradict my own most of the time.
Wait- I get it- you're just trying to weed out the competition. This way, I can't vote for PVS, Art, Gary or UKDane either!
Bah! FIX!
*or is that just me?
I still think he's a right misery and those scripts *never* turn up on time- but he does keep a pretty cool head while the rest of us are going through online electoral rolls looking for addresses*.
I find his posts interesting as well- even though they contradict my own most of the time.
Wait- I get it- you're just trying to weed out the competition. This way, I can't vote for PVS, Art, Gary or UKDane either!
Bah! FIX!
*or is that just me?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 06:38:48 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 06:38:48 PM
I vote for johnnyeyebrows. Cos I'm scared he'll rip my head off again if I dont.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 06:45:06 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 06:45:06 PM
Exactly. I vote for PVS again.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 06:45:32 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 06:45:32 PM
See?
Oddboy makes sense.
- Trout
Oddboy makes sense.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:46:37 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 06:46:37 PM
See? PVS= MISERY!
;)
Thanks Pete. I know you're really voting for me because I'm so great- but I understand your reluctance to come clean about it! And you understand that this gesture of goodwill won't be reciprocated, right?
;)
Thanks Pete. I know you're really voting for me because I'm so great- but I understand your reluctance to come clean about it! And you understand that this gesture of goodwill won't be reciprocated, right?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: W. R. Logan on 04 February, 2004, 06:46:49 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 04 February, 2004, 06:46:49 PM
>I've came here to say I'm not to keen on the idea personally. Logan was joking (the git) when he put my name forward. I appreciate any votes, but I don't really want to be in it.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 06:55:39 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 06:55:39 PM
If you hadn't been trained to kill people Logan, you'd be in dead trouble right now...
I think I might change my icon for something that smiles, I can't understand where this misery tag comes from...
I think I might change my icon for something that smiles, I can't understand where this misery tag comes from...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 06:57:46 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 06:57:46 PM
And I thought the boarder of the month idea was a stupid one... This gets funner and funner.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 February, 2004, 07:10:32 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 February, 2004, 07:10:32 PM
voting for the people you don't know socially is a bit diff' are we discounting those we've met at comix things then?
what are we voting on?
very kind & generous
make us laugh
dignified & never bitchy
significant & worthy berserker powers
un-remitting cynicism
the ability to have a good battle ( fun battles not wanky bollox )
techy help & knowledge fu
supreme 2K database skills
general being inspirationally clever-gits
or the ability to wield chainsaws whilst still looking stylish
?
cos theres plenty of all the above... including those previously mentioned.
descisons descisons
what are we voting on?
very kind & generous
make us laugh
dignified & never bitchy
significant & worthy berserker powers
un-remitting cynicism
the ability to have a good battle ( fun battles not wanky bollox )
techy help & knowledge fu
supreme 2K database skills
general being inspirationally clever-gits
or the ability to wield chainsaws whilst still looking stylish
?
cos theres plenty of all the above... including those previously mentioned.
descisons descisons
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:11:59 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:11:59 PM
Bou, it's Boarder of the Month.
Not Half-Pint Drinking Half-Pint of the Month.
- Trout
Not Half-Pint Drinking Half-Pint of the Month.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:13:25 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:13:25 PM
/goad 1
Well, obviously I'm only voting for you because Molcher's away. I mean, he's much better than you are. I know how much you want to be him.
/goad 0
Well, obviously I'm only voting for you because Molcher's away. I mean, he's much better than you are. I know how much you want to be him.
/goad 0
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 07:14:43 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 07:14:43 PM
We could add a "only girl in the village" award?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:18:00 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:18:00 PM
Bou - "know socially" means whatever you want it to mean: if you feel you like someone loads more than their postings deserve just cos they're a been a bloody good laugh both times you've met them, then I'd count that as knowing them socially.
Clarificatory Rule 2 subsection/a: If unsure, vote for someone you've never met/emailed privately and know ONLY through the messageboard.
...Dudley
Clarificatory Rule 2 subsection/a: If unsure, vote for someone you've never met/emailed privately and know ONLY through the messageboard.
...Dudley
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:21:19 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:21:19 PM
ooooOOOoooh- get you! Cutting! I think Molcher's come on leaps and bounds as it goes- and definately improved more than I have in the last year.
Other than that, you are totally wrong, of course.
[pete makes 'the list']
Other than that, you are totally wrong, of course.
[pete makes 'the list']
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:21:21 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:21:21 PM
But I've met people through the board, and now know them socially.
What do you mean Dudley?
Do you regret this yet?
Do you see now why good intentions are pointless?
Why won't anyone else vote for me?
Questions, questions...
- Trout
What do you mean Dudley?
Do you regret this yet?
Do you see now why good intentions are pointless?
Why won't anyone else vote for me?
Questions, questions...
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 February, 2004, 07:22:00 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 February, 2004, 07:22:00 PM
but i know them all? theyre all my best buddies ...but the message board is socially isnt it ? you mean theres some other way of knowing people?
I'm the only girl in the village you know, i have my own special half pint glass and everything.
I'm the only girl in the village you know, i have my own special half pint glass and everything.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:23:54 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:23:54 PM
"i have my own special half pint glass and everything"
She climbs inside and everyone points and laughs.
- Trout
She climbs inside and everyone points and laughs.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:25:06 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:25:06 PM
Cuh! You know what- I was going to vote for you after all, Dud- but it turns out we've emailed each other.
I reckon we'll have to dump this thread among the smouldering ruins of your 'moderated threads' idea...
;)
I reckon we'll have to dump this thread among the smouldering ruins of your 'moderated threads' idea...
;)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:25:34 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:25:34 PM
Ah, so you DO want to be him!
You love him, you do. :P
You love him, you do. :P
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:28:03 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:28:03 PM
Hey, I have an idea.
Let's talk about cakes.
I like chocolate eclairs.
Anyone else got a favourite cake?
- Trout
Let's talk about cakes.
I like chocolate eclairs.
Anyone else got a favourite cake?
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Darryl on 04 February, 2004, 07:30:37 PM
Post by: Darryl on 04 February, 2004, 07:30:37 PM
errr... im going to be contreversial and vote for...
KRUSTY.
Yup, And this is due to the fact that the boy has come a long way in the last few months, from making daft n inappropriate jokes (hum hum) to making some darn fine points (and giving us the spelling game!)
Well done that lad! (or is that too patronising for ye?)
KRUSTY.
Yup, And this is due to the fact that the boy has come a long way in the last few months, from making daft n inappropriate jokes (hum hum) to making some darn fine points (and giving us the spelling game!)
Well done that lad! (or is that too patronising for ye?)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:32:47 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:32:47 PM
I'm quite partial to lemon cake. I'm not mad on eclairs, I don't really go for cream cakes. But they're OK.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Generally Contrary on 04 February, 2004, 07:32:50 PM
Post by: Generally Contrary on 04 February, 2004, 07:32:50 PM
Custard doughnuts.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:34:47 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:34:47 PM
Ugh. I'm afraid I don't like donuts, Herr General.
But Pete - that's intruiging.
Lemon cake? That would be nice with a cup of tea, if the lemon taste isn't too sharp.
- Trout
But Pete - that's intruiging.
Lemon cake? That would be nice with a cup of tea, if the lemon taste isn't too sharp.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:36:43 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:36:43 PM
"Dear artistic Geniuz,
I think that yor stuff iz really grate and I hate being a reporter and I wish I was as good as you. Lets be bset frendz forevur and you can show me why yor so grate and I can lern to be better and stuff.
Yor number one fan,
Michael J. Molcher. I'm extremly tall you know."
So you see, Pete- Molcher's only what I've made him. A great man. Just not as great as me. That's a direct paste from one of the many emails he sends me. Daily*.
He's away for a week, right?
*some of this might be stretching the truth a bit while quite a bit more of it may, in fact, be total bollocks.
I think that yor stuff iz really grate and I hate being a reporter and I wish I was as good as you. Lets be bset frendz forevur and you can show me why yor so grate and I can lern to be better and stuff.
Yor number one fan,
Michael J. Molcher. I'm extremly tall you know."
So you see, Pete- Molcher's only what I've made him. A great man. Just not as great as me. That's a direct paste from one of the many emails he sends me. Daily*.
He's away for a week, right?
*some of this might be stretching the truth a bit while quite a bit more of it may, in fact, be total bollocks.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:38:03 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:38:03 PM
yes, it goes well with tea.
The flavour's a bit delicate to make it a suitable accompaniment to coffee, though. I think you'd need a more robust cake, such as ginger.
The flavour's a bit delicate to make it a suitable accompaniment to coffee, though. I think you'd need a more robust cake, such as ginger.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:38:59 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:38:59 PM
MmmMMMMmmm... chocolate flapjack...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:11 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:11 PM
Ah, yes.
But I'm not too keen on coffee.
I keep meaning to make proper shortbread again. If I ever get round to it I'll send you some.
It's fish flavoured and entirely safe to eat.
- Trout
But I'm not too keen on coffee.
I keep meaning to make proper shortbread again. If I ever get round to it I'll send you some.
It's fish flavoured and entirely safe to eat.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:39 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:39 PM
Ginger's for old ladies that smell like wee...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:52 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:40:52 PM
3rd time! 3rd bloody time! Bloody injoking gits.
...gets upset, kicks over thread, leaves in huff
...gets upset, kicks over thread, leaves in huff
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: El Spurioso on 04 February, 2004, 07:41:13 PM
Post by: El Spurioso on 04 February, 2004, 07:41:13 PM
Well, c'mon now.... As an Internet based messageboard community, we *do* of course represent a horrendously insular clique, present a hive-mind death-to-outsiders mentality, and comprise a grumpier-than-its-component-parts society.
Therefore it doesn't matter who gets the prize, because it belongs to Us All, liberal Stalinism stylee.
What I'm saying is, the only logical course of action is to vote for me. You know I'm right.
Therefore it doesn't matter who gets the prize, because it belongs to Us All, liberal Stalinism stylee.
What I'm saying is, the only logical course of action is to vote for me. You know I'm right.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:17 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:17 PM
UGH! Dudley's a colour corrected Oompa Loompa!
FREAK!
FREAK!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:19 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:19 PM
snigger
I wonder how many times one thread can be dragged off-topic, over and over, before the original poster jumps off a bridge?
- Trout
I wonder how many times one thread can be dragged off-topic, over and over, before the original poster jumps off a bridge?
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:49 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:42:49 PM
Matt and Mikey, sitting in a tree...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:43:11 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:43:11 PM
Si, Dudley has excluded you.
You must fight him now.
- Trout
You must fight him now.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:44:45 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:44:45 PM
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:12 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:12 PM
Almost correct comerade Spurrier. However I think you'll find that under Liberal Stalinism all prizes belong to Liberal Stalin, who acts on behalf of The People, and anything else is anarchism and may result in an educational holiday in rural Siberia.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:45 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:45 PM
/kill petemaskreplica...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:50 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:46:50 PM
I'm worried.
That's two separate threads mentioning Oompa-Loompas and Adrian Bamforth - keeping you newbies informed, he's their biggest fan - hasn't turned up to praise them.
Is he dead?
Or did Tharg finally give him the new Dredd illustration work he so truly deserves?
- Trout
That's two separate threads mentioning Oompa-Loompas and Adrian Bamforth - keeping you newbies informed, he's their biggest fan - hasn't turned up to praise them.
Is he dead?
Or did Tharg finally give him the new Dredd illustration work he so truly deserves?
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:48:21 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:48:21 PM
oh, not again... ;)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:49:11 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:49:11 PM
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:50:18 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:50:18 PM
Anyway, I mock your liberal Stalinism, as I mock all political ideology.
For I am the only true leader of the world.
Your leader must be this mighty mutant fish!
- Trout
For I am the only true leader of the world.
Your leader must be this mighty mutant fish!
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:51:20 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:51:20 PM
Now Dud- you *know* I'm incapable of having sarcasm directed back at me.
And I don't play the bongos...
/kill dudley
And I don't play the bongos...
/kill dudley
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:51:28 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:51:28 PM
Dudley: that's quite nice.
Is it a gift for me?
Should I send you a postal address?
- Trout
Is it a gift for me?
Should I send you a postal address?
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:52:37 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 04 February, 2004, 07:52:37 PM
aiieee! run, everyone! run, before he slaughters us all!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: judge dreddd on 04 February, 2004, 07:53:23 PM
Post by: judge dreddd on 04 February, 2004, 07:53:23 PM
W R Logan
for reasons only known to justice department
for reasons only known to justice department
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:53:45 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 07:53:45 PM
Might be an idea if you want the negatives.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:54:10 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 07:54:10 PM
/kill everyone
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:55:39 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 07:55:39 PM
Negatives?
What happened to your campaign for positives?
Traitorous scum-sucker!
/kill entire human race
- Trout
What happened to your campaign for positives?
Traitorous scum-sucker!
/kill entire human race
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Mr C on 04 February, 2004, 07:57:56 PM
Post by: Mr C on 04 February, 2004, 07:57:56 PM
Stamp on him before he breaks out into a song with a moral about eating too many lollipops! He'll be doing handstands in a minute!
By the way, it took me a while to realise that Wils was going out with Malchi and not Molchi...
By the way, it took me a while to realise that Wils was going out with Malchi and not Molchi...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 08:02:24 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 08:02:24 PM
Does Wils eat ginger cake?
- Trout
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Wils on 04 February, 2004, 08:11:12 PM
Post by: Wils on 04 February, 2004, 08:11:12 PM
I do eat ginger cake actually (but it's got to be McVitie's Jamaica Ginger Cake), but my fave cakey is apple turnover with real cream inside.
As for the suggestion that I smell of wee...
As for the suggestion that I smell of wee...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 08:13:50 PM
Post by: Art on 04 February, 2004, 08:13:50 PM
I LIEK TEH KAKE!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 08:28:31 PM
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 08:28:31 PM
pvs? nah - too tongue-in-cheek.
I vote for Tulkas.
I vote for Tulkas.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 09:26:25 PM
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 09:26:25 PM
Hah! Boredom of the month and maybe I'm your man.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 09:52:07 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 09:52:07 PM
I suppose I'd better retract my vote for Trout then, having drank with him a coupla times.
I can't vote for you Si, I helped you get through university (and as such demand an equal share in your qualification so as to make my CV look better) while simultaneously providing entertainment for your lobster.
Umm in which case, I nominate.... Bone Machine - for randomly living in my old street, one digit out from my parent's house.
I can't vote for you Si, I helped you get through university (and as such demand an equal share in your qualification so as to make my CV look better) while simultaneously providing entertainment for your lobster.
Umm in which case, I nominate.... Bone Machine - for randomly living in my old street, one digit out from my parent's house.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Slippery PD on 04 February, 2004, 09:56:25 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 04 February, 2004, 09:56:25 PM
Just to surpise everyone I nominate RC for causing lots of teacup tempests!!! Intentionally or not!
Yer Slips
Yer Slips
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 09:57:13 PM
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 09:57:13 PM
:O
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: El Spurioso on 04 February, 2004, 10:04:20 PM
Post by: El Spurioso on 04 February, 2004, 10:04:20 PM
It is with a heavy heart, Odders me ole chum, that I announce the sad loss of Rambo, the fresh water lobster.
He shed his armoured carapace as usual at the end of last month, only to come a-cropper of a hunger-crazed Keyhole Cichlid whilst still soft and vulnerable.
He will be sadly missed. The big fucking whuss.
He shed his armoured carapace as usual at the end of last month, only to come a-cropper of a hunger-crazed Keyhole Cichlid whilst still soft and vulnerable.
He will be sadly missed. The big fucking whuss.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 10:06:17 PM
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2004, 10:06:17 PM
Well If PVS doesn't want my vote then i too go for RC.
Agree or Disagree, for better or for worse, he (I'm presuming you're a he) has given me something to read in the last few days, and made my work day go faster.
Agree or Disagree, for better or for worse, he (I'm presuming you're a he) has given me something to read in the last few days, and made my work day go faster.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 10:08:13 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 04 February, 2004, 10:08:13 PM
Heh, that's suitably ironic for me, feel free Tulkas.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 10:10:35 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 10:10:35 PM
Fucker won't be getting my vote...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 10:12:52 PM
Post by: rc on 04 February, 2004, 10:12:52 PM
:(
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Woolly on 04 February, 2004, 10:16:42 PM
Post by: Woolly on 04 February, 2004, 10:16:42 PM
I vote for Mr Dribbles, and I'm NOT talking about my penis...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 10:18:48 PM
Post by: Dudley on 04 February, 2004, 10:18:48 PM
So, in alphabetical order, those nominated so far include...
.Woolly
Bone Machine
Byron Virgo
Devon's Daddy
Johnnyeyebrows
Krusty
Logan
PVS (self-excluded)
RC
Trout
Tulkas
(Can't be bothered to work out who's vboted twice, whose votes are discounted, blah blah blah)
Is there someone who you're surprised isn't on that list? Vote now!
.Woolly
Bone Machine
Byron Virgo
Devon's Daddy
Johnnyeyebrows
Krusty
Logan
PVS (self-excluded)
RC
Trout
Tulkas
(Can't be bothered to work out who's vboted twice, whose votes are discounted, blah blah blah)
Is there someone who you're surprised isn't on that list? Vote now!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 10:27:16 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 February, 2004, 10:27:16 PM
Change is as good as a rest, eh, Wul?
;)
;)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Tanky on 04 February, 2004, 10:37:55 PM
Post by: Tanky on 04 February, 2004, 10:37:55 PM
Another one for devon's daddy!
.....nobody voted for me....grumblehummf......
.....nobody voted for me....grumblehummf......
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 10:46:06 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2004, 10:46:06 PM
Poor li'l blighter.
I've no idea what a hunger-crazed Keyhole Cichlid is, but will it be featuring as Random's arch-enemy in the forthcoming story?
I've no idea what a hunger-crazed Keyhole Cichlid is, but will it be featuring as Random's arch-enemy in the forthcoming story?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: The Amstor Computer on 04 February, 2004, 11:04:09 PM
Post by: The Amstor Computer on 04 February, 2004, 11:04:09 PM
HORROR!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 11:11:59 PM
Post by: Trout on 04 February, 2004, 11:11:59 PM
Heh, heh.
Kill the lobster! Such is the tragedy of creatures of the deep.
Wils: Kiss my fins.
Odds: Traitor. You will be destroyed.
BTW, don't you love the way that no matter how decimated it becomes, a good thread remains true to its original purpose?
- Trout
Kill the lobster! Such is the tragedy of creatures of the deep.
Wils: Kiss my fins.
Odds: Traitor. You will be destroyed.
BTW, don't you love the way that no matter how decimated it becomes, a good thread remains true to its original purpose?
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Sleekdog on 05 February, 2004, 12:05:29 AM
Post by: Sleekdog on 05 February, 2004, 12:05:29 AM
art seems sensible.. id like to nominate: art
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 05 February, 2004, 12:16:48 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 05 February, 2004, 12:16:48 AM
I don't vote for any one person. I find such pols divisive and likely to cause more harm than good, potentially leading to many feeling offended at the choice of others.
There are far too many nice people here for me to pick one. You are all bloody marvelous.
There are far too many nice people here for me to pick one. You are all bloody marvelous.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 February, 2004, 12:20:37 AM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 February, 2004, 12:20:37 AM
PVS... he has this annoying habit that I really hate.
Hands up out there, anybody who has went to post something clever, only to find that He has got there first with some well thought out post, rendering your post pointless?
Hands up out there, anybody who has went to post something clever, only to find that He has got there first with some well thought out post, rendering your post pointless?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 05 February, 2004, 12:23:26 AM
Post by: rc on 05 February, 2004, 12:23:26 AM
ugh!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!...
Post by: critter on 05 February, 2004, 01:35:58 AM
Post by: critter on 05 February, 2004, 01:35:58 AM
Theres two I'd like to nominate, but since I can't do that. I'd like to give honorable mention to Floyd Kermode and Devins Daddy.
Will
Will
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!......
Post by: Bolt-01 on 05 February, 2004, 04:00:29 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 05 February, 2004, 04:00:29 AM
This is the best thread I've read all night!
1: Vote for Rac, nice E-bloke. Not met.
2: Cake: Cheesecake at the moment, with blackberries.
3: All hail the trout, for he is horrible to behold.
4: Si: Sorry to hear about the lobster, but I never knew they shedded. Does Random have to hide every so often whilst he sheds? Tharg does!
Bolt-01
1: Vote for Rac, nice E-bloke. Not met.
2: Cake: Cheesecake at the moment, with blackberries.
3: All hail the trout, for he is horrible to behold.
4: Si: Sorry to hear about the lobster, but I never knew they shedded. Does Random have to hide every so often whilst he sheds? Tharg does!
Bolt-01
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: madgirl on 05 February, 2004, 04:38:22 AM
Post by: madgirl on 05 February, 2004, 04:38:22 AM
PVS for me too please. I would also like to vote for Tiramisu as the best cake thingy ever!
Thanks for a brilliant thread. Kept me entertained nicely :-)
Thanks for a brilliant thread. Kept me entertained nicely :-)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 February, 2004, 05:44:45 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 February, 2004, 05:44:45 AM
well trouts off the menu this month he hasnt been funny enough.
molchers away.
Johnny gets a vote for being delightfully beserker.
PVS gets a vote for being PVS
Mr Thrash Sir gets a vote for ...ah no... weve met.
somthing Fishy & flyod get votes for being calm & decent regardless of what maddness abounds
tank grrl, vampjen, & malchi get votes for being girls in the face of all this macho bollox
Art gets a vote for being a cynical sod.
Wake gets a vote cos he's s daddy star...oh no he's an employee
and theres a bloke in a bad hat, & a few greys don't get anything at all. ever.
molchers away.
Johnny gets a vote for being delightfully beserker.
PVS gets a vote for being PVS
Mr Thrash Sir gets a vote for ...ah no... weve met.
somthing Fishy & flyod get votes for being calm & decent regardless of what maddness abounds
tank grrl, vampjen, & malchi get votes for being girls in the face of all this macho bollox
Art gets a vote for being a cynical sod.
Wake gets a vote cos he's s daddy star...oh no he's an employee
and theres a bloke in a bad hat, & a few greys don't get anything at all. ever.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: BlackThrash on 05 February, 2004, 05:54:44 AM
Post by: BlackThrash on 05 February, 2004, 05:54:44 AM
we may have met Bou, but I think it was the knowing someone well that was banned..
anyway, taht sounded like a plea for a vote...so...bah
anyway, taht sounded like a plea for a vote...so...bah
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!...
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 05 February, 2004, 06:36:13 AM
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 05 February, 2004, 06:36:13 AM
I nominate Krustabi for interesting and funny threads and a good icon
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!......
Post by: VampiraJen on 05 February, 2004, 07:16:24 AM
Post by: VampiraJen on 05 February, 2004, 07:16:24 AM
"tank grrl, vampjen, & malchi get votes for being girls in the face of all this macho bollox"
actually, the only reason i've not been around much and there for not secum to the 'macho bollox' is because my computer crashed and wouldn't start up again. luckily i have a computer whiz friend who sorted the problem without loosing a single file. YAH!
but thanks for saying something positive about me. i will of course assume that being a girl does not mean being girly as the latter makes me shudder...
actually, the only reason i've not been around much and there for not secum to the 'macho bollox' is because my computer crashed and wouldn't start up again. luckily i have a computer whiz friend who sorted the problem without loosing a single file. YAH!
but thanks for saying something positive about me. i will of course assume that being a girl does not mean being girly as the latter makes me shudder...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 08:45:11 AM
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 08:45:11 AM
i nominate BT bcos hes an allround standup guy
heh
and us punks have to stick together
heh
and us punks have to stick together
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 08:52:27 AM
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 08:52:27 AM
i nominate PVS too cos he seems like a good all round stand up guy
woolly and LMS also get strong nominations for same reason
krustabi cos his threads are really different if a little off topic and vampirajen as best newcomer
woolly and LMS also get strong nominations for same reason
krustabi cos his threads are really different if a little off topic and vampirajen as best newcomer
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: W. R. Logan on 05 February, 2004, 09:33:23 AM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 05 February, 2004, 09:33:23 AM
>W R Logan
>for reasons only known to justice department
Its nice to be appreciated 8-)
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
>for reasons only known to justice department
Its nice to be appreciated 8-)
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Devons Daddy on 05 February, 2004, 09:59:42 AM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 05 February, 2004, 09:59:42 AM
i like everyone.
but i think Logan gets my vote for his wonderful
links to information requested.
he has made many many contrubitions to thrill power knowledge.
but i think Logan gets my vote for his wonderful
links to information requested.
he has made many many contrubitions to thrill power knowledge.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 05 February, 2004, 02:16:26 PM
Post by: Something Fishy on 05 February, 2004, 02:16:26 PM
Oh well.. as your all going ahead with this stupid little game anyway.
I vote for DD as he is an all round top bloke even though he comes from the wrong side of the border (a different thread i know).
I vote for DD as he is an all round top bloke even though he comes from the wrong side of the border (a different thread i know).
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Jared Katooie on 05 February, 2004, 02:34:42 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 05 February, 2004, 02:34:42 PM
I vote for Wake. (Duh!)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Priv8eye on 05 February, 2004, 02:44:01 PM
Post by: Priv8eye on 05 February, 2004, 02:44:01 PM
My vote has to go to PVS because I enjoy reading his threads and posts.
If I got a second (or if PVS' dont count) then it must be Logan who continually amazes me with the amount of images that he can appear to pull up at whim to suit the thread.
I'm quite partial to toffee cake by the way.
If I got a second (or if PVS' dont count) then it must be Logan who continually amazes me with the amount of images that he can appear to pull up at whim to suit the thread.
I'm quite partial to toffee cake by the way.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 03:23:26 PM
Post by: stront692 on 05 February, 2004, 03:23:26 PM
logan and watcher for their services to thrillpower
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 03:26:08 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 03:26:08 PM
Pah! Toffee cake!
Wils had it right (damn his eyes!) the mighty Apple Turnover is king of the bakery!
< pitchfork >
Death to the sponge-eating nay-sayers!
< /pitchfork >
Wils had it right (damn his eyes!) the mighty Apple Turnover is king of the bakery!
< pitchfork >
Death to the sponge-eating nay-sayers!
< /pitchfork >
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Tanky on 05 February, 2004, 03:39:39 PM
Post by: Tanky on 05 February, 2004, 03:39:39 PM
on closer inspection, i notice i'm not allowed to vote for DD, Jen or Bony fella who've all been gr8, so i'm gonna go with the other punx. Go BT and Stront!
Cake-wise, ya can't beat a good chocolate fudge hash cake. Satisfies body and mind.
And one for Krusty's 'VD' thread. heh!
Cake-wise, ya can't beat a good chocolate fudge hash cake. Satisfies body and mind.
And one for Krusty's 'VD' thread. heh!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!.........
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 February, 2004, 03:42:45 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 February, 2004, 03:42:45 PM
Then I'll vote for Bolt-01, because you were kind enough to vote for me!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Jared Katooie on 05 February, 2004, 03:50:57 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 05 February, 2004, 03:50:57 PM
Crap! Actually I better change my vote to Bolt=01 'cause he voluntarily drew something I wrote which is great genorosity indeed.
If this works, ignore the text. Just look at the pictures.
If this works, ignore the text. Just look at the pictures.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: W. R. Logan on 05 February, 2004, 04:00:15 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 05 February, 2004, 04:00:15 PM
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 05 February, 2004, 05:41:20 PM
Post by: Dudley on 05 February, 2004, 05:41:20 PM
I believe, without checking too closely just yet (sssso many law-breakers, sssso little time), that Krusty and Logan are neck and neck.
Don't forget, you decide - so if you haven't voted yet, get one in!
Don't forget, you decide - so if you haven't voted yet, get one in!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Rio De Fideldo on 05 February, 2004, 05:50:58 PM
Post by: Rio De Fideldo on 05 February, 2004, 05:50:58 PM
BYRON VIRGO
For sending me free comics in the post and for having nice hand writing.
Thanks Byron I wasn't expecting the amount. You really are a stand up fella.
For sending me free comics in the post and for having nice hand writing.
Thanks Byron I wasn't expecting the amount. You really are a stand up fella.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 06:43:21 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 06:43:21 PM
I can't vote - too many nice people and only one vote.
Besides - no fecker's voted for me...
-Sulkybast
Besides - no fecker's voted for me...
-Sulkybast
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Krustabi on 05 February, 2004, 06:45:44 PM
Post by: Krustabi on 05 February, 2004, 06:45:44 PM
I would like to pay special mention to Floyd and Tanky. I didnae beforehand because SOMEBODY wouldn't let me.
That someone was mr. "inside-everyrevolutionary there's a policeman" - Dudley
That someone was mr. "inside-everyrevolutionary there's a policeman" - Dudley
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 05 February, 2004, 06:48:19 PM
Post by: Dudley on 05 February, 2004, 06:48:19 PM
Hey - it's a free country.
You're free to make as many votes as you like.
And I'm free to ignore them.
You're free to make as many votes as you like.
And I'm free to ignore them.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 06:58:08 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 06:58:08 PM
I just assumed you'd nick everybody else's votes ;P
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 08:01:23 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 08:01:23 PM
'EY!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 08:05:00 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 08:05:00 PM
Calm down, calm down!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Tiplodocus on 05 February, 2004, 08:15:10 PM
Post by: Tiplodocus on 05 February, 2004, 08:15:10 PM
Aaah - this level of sophisticated and original, non-sterortypical comedy reminds me of shining wit that is Sinister/Dexter.
Mmm. There may have been a spoonerism in that last sentence.
I'm always pretty interested in what PVS and Art have to say but I think I'm excluded from voting for them.
I would nominate TROUT because he is our King.
All Hail Trout! But I'm excluded there as well.
I think I'd have to go for someone like DD - his enthusiasm for 2000AD and being nice to people does genuinely shine through.
He can start a debate and canvass opinions and realises that they are *only* opinions - there is no right or wrong when it comes to personal taste.
He's also one of the few boarders humble enough to admit that the stuff he likes isn't the always "critically" well recieved or is the epitome of cool or trendy.
And he is, after all, Official Welcomer.
Mmm. There may have been a spoonerism in that last sentence.
I'm always pretty interested in what PVS and Art have to say but I think I'm excluded from voting for them.
I would nominate TROUT because he is our King.
All Hail Trout! But I'm excluded there as well.
I think I'd have to go for someone like DD - his enthusiasm for 2000AD and being nice to people does genuinely shine through.
He can start a debate and canvass opinions and realises that they are *only* opinions - there is no right or wrong when it comes to personal taste.
He's also one of the few boarders humble enough to admit that the stuff he likes isn't the always "critically" well recieved or is the epitome of cool or trendy.
And he is, after all, Official Welcomer.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 08:29:46 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 05 February, 2004, 08:29:46 PM
Weren't thinking of driving this evening were you, Pete?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 08:33:04 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 05 February, 2004, 08:33:04 PM
It's the bus for me then... again.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 February, 2004, 09:26:25 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 February, 2004, 09:26:25 PM
Dudley: for volume if not content ;)
Battenburg : Ditto
Battenburg : Ditto
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 February, 2004, 11:30:43 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 February, 2004, 11:30:43 PM
pffff , not only am i the only girl in the village, but i'm sad to see that my popularity rating has dropped below that of a troll, well thats what i get for not keeping my gob shut & protesting about bullies wandering about stirring trouble & causing fights.
Bad girl naughty girl, must talk about cake & flutter eyelashes in a more appealing manner.
Bad girl naughty girl, must talk about cake & flutter eyelashes in a more appealing manner.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 05 February, 2004, 11:49:10 PM
Post by: rc on 05 February, 2004, 11:49:10 PM
Yes, you have been very, very bad.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 February, 2004, 12:00:09 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 February, 2004, 12:00:09 AM
Ah, but see, Bou- you're clearly underestimating the comedy value of a troll...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:03:37 AM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:03:37 AM
Mister Johnny's home!
Good day in the ratrace, mister J?
Good day in the ratrace, mister J?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:24:25 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:24:25 AM
I vote for anyone who hasn't kept this bloody silly thread going.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:25:38 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:25:38 AM
I vote for anyone who hasn't kept this bloody silly thread going.
of course, by trying to protest i am guilty of taking party.
bollocks to it.
i've had it with his damned bollocks board
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for the next five minutes.
of course, by trying to protest i am guilty of taking party.
bollocks to it.
i've had it with his damned bollocks board
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Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:29:33 AM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:29:33 AM
Bloody hell, the fish has lost it
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 06 February, 2004, 12:29:43 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 06 February, 2004, 12:29:43 AM
ha, fishy, you managed to raise a chuckle there ! good man, ive had it too...I'm off ! ... in a minute... saffin raffin comix bollockx, really not worth putting up with sexist slime balls, if i wanted that i'd go to the pub, in fact, this place has become so irritating, i'm off to the pub instead... in a mo.
aye & Trolls & ruffians have taken over the shire, pfff youre welcome to each other... just as soon as ive stormed off..like.
aye & Trolls & ruffians have taken over the shire, pfff youre welcome to each other... just as soon as ive stormed off..like.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:36:30 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:36:30 AM
The fish has gone postal.. get out of my way rc or you get it too.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:38:24 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:38:24 AM
Bloody right Bou. Good on you.
Damned scum troll poo eating shitey head farts.
You storm out and take a few heads with you.
They come anywhere near this pond i'm going medieval on their ass!!
Damned scum troll poo eating shitey head farts.
You storm out and take a few heads with you.
They come anywhere near this pond i'm going medieval on their ass!!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:40:16 AM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 12:40:16 AM
I think I might have accidentally done something in that pond earlier...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:44:05 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 12:44:05 AM
try that again hillbilly boy.
i'll bite yer nob off.
i'll bite yer nob off.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Darryl on 06 February, 2004, 01:04:28 AM
Post by: Darryl on 06 February, 2004, 01:04:28 AM
for fear of being hung from the highest tree, I think we all need to hug the fish..... he seems to be harbouring some pent up aggression there..... coooome here you lovely likkle fishy!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 01:08:03 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 February, 2004, 01:08:03 AM
ARSE
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 02:12:00 AM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 02:12:00 AM
I wish there were some women on this board.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Malchidiel on 06 February, 2004, 02:27:55 AM
Post by: Malchidiel on 06 February, 2004, 02:27:55 AM
Well, the last time I looked........
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 02:29:52 AM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 02:29:52 AM
Cool.
Uptight?
Uptight?
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Tanky on 06 February, 2004, 06:05:39 PM
Post by: Tanky on 06 February, 2004, 06:05:39 PM
No, rc. You wish there were some women on the board that would talk to you.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 February, 2004, 06:20:37 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 February, 2004, 06:20:37 PM
Ohhh! You go girl!!!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 07:37:47 PM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 07:37:47 PM
Ouch.
But I think me & Bou get on just fine.
But I think me & Bou get on just fine.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 06 February, 2004, 08:36:47 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 February, 2004, 08:36:47 PM
This competition is now closed. Remember, if you broke any rules, your vote will not have been counted.
The clear winner has been emailed and has confirmed that they does not wish to take part.
It has been decided by a hand picked group of judges that in the event of the winner withdrawing, the title "Boarder of the Month" is to be declared null and void.
This decision has nothing to do with the judge realising that he's broke and 18 days away from pay-day, thus presenting a slight difficulty in obtaining a give-away prize.
Nor does it have anything to do with the belated realisation that this was a silly idea in the first place.
The clear winner has been emailed and has confirmed that they does not wish to take part.
It has been decided by a hand picked group of judges that in the event of the winner withdrawing, the title "Boarder of the Month" is to be declared null and void.
This decision has nothing to do with the judge realising that he's broke and 18 days away from pay-day, thus presenting a slight difficulty in obtaining a give-away prize.
Nor does it have anything to do with the belated realisation that this was a silly idea in the first place.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 08:43:54 PM
Post by: rc on 06 February, 2004, 08:43:54 PM
I say let the "people" vote!!!
"The People's Boarder", like Alex Higgins.
"The People's Boarder", like Alex Higgins.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Devons Daddy on 06 February, 2004, 08:47:42 PM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 06 February, 2004, 08:47:42 PM
it was a fun thread.
which is always a great thing to start.
but the only vote thing was tough.so many deserving souls here. for so many reasons.
none the less. whilst on the subject of voting.
boarder awards????
when we will be enjoying this. i understand people are busy but i really want to take part.
which is always a great thing to start.
but the only vote thing was tough.so many deserving souls here. for so many reasons.
none the less. whilst on the subject of voting.
boarder awards????
when we will be enjoying this. i understand people are busy but i really want to take part.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 12:13:42 AM
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 12:13:42 AM
"Dear artistic Geniuz,
I think that yor stuff iz really grate and I hate being a reporter and I wish I was as good as you. Lets be bset frendz forevur and you can show me why yor so grate and I can lern to be better and stuff.
Yor number one fan,
Michael J. Molcher. I'm extremly tall you know."
So you see, Pete- Molcher's only what I've made him. A great man. Just not as great as me. That's a direct paste from one of the many emails he sends me. Daily*.
He's away for a week, right?"
JUST found this, you git ;oP
I think that yor stuff iz really grate and I hate being a reporter and I wish I was as good as you. Lets be bset frendz forevur and you can show me why yor so grate and I can lern to be better and stuff.
Yor number one fan,
Michael J. Molcher. I'm extremly tall you know."
So you see, Pete- Molcher's only what I've made him. A great man. Just not as great as me. That's a direct paste from one of the many emails he sends me. Daily*.
He's away for a week, right?"
JUST found this, you git ;oP
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 October, 2004, 02:28:35 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 October, 2004, 02:28:35 AM
Blimey, necro posting of the worst kind!
You really are quiet at work today!
Bolt-01
You really are quiet at work today!
Bolt-01
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Mr C on 06 October, 2004, 02:55:02 AM
Post by: Mr C on 06 October, 2004, 02:55:02 AM
You have to admit though, it is funny that it took him eight months to find it!
Anyway, who's boarder of the month now then?
I nominate myself, coz I'm great.
Anyway, who's boarder of the month now then?
I nominate myself, coz I'm great.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 October, 2004, 03:01:38 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 October, 2004, 03:01:38 AM
I think I'd nominate Pyroxian, for GIVING me complete Judge Dredd 3-26.
Bolt-01
Bolt-01
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2004, 05:34:35 AM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2004, 05:34:35 AM
'Nother one for the absolutely marvellous Pyroxian who in a true above-and-beyond moment not only replaced the entire collection my mum threw out, he also lugged it all (4 full carrier bags!) down to Oxford just to hand it over.
In fact, screw it, I reckon the guy deserves a Krill tro Thargo for that.
In fact, screw it, I reckon the guy deserves a Krill tro Thargo for that.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Tanky on 06 October, 2004, 07:38:26 PM
Post by: Tanky on 06 October, 2004, 07:38:26 PM
Oh bloody hell, what's this thread doing back?!
I vote me cos my pooter's great.
Oh, and mr c for the drunk pirates!
I vote me cos my pooter's great.
Oh, and mr c for the drunk pirates!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Slippery PD on 06 October, 2004, 07:48:31 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 06 October, 2004, 07:48:31 PM
Trout for arranging a fantastic Dreddcon for all boarders and the monster (....I mean Group) Photograph
Or maybe Jamie B for a fantastic Dreddcon for all
Slips
Or maybe Jamie B for a fantastic Dreddcon for all
Slips
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 07:51:29 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 07:51:29 PM
Oh bloody hell, what's this thread doing back?!
I got bored and Googled my own name ... hey presto, Eyebrows-based abuse was uncovered ...
I got bored and Googled my own name ... hey presto, Eyebrows-based abuse was uncovered ...
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2004, 07:52:45 PM
Post by: Dudley on 06 October, 2004, 07:52:45 PM
(PS I'm not counting the votes - LMS is in charge of this round)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 08:01:12 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 08:01:12 PM
Pffp, I just resurrected it to point abuse at Timmo ... I ain't doing no counting ;oP
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 October, 2004, 08:40:02 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 October, 2004, 08:40:02 PM
Will you stop moaning, you old woman?!?
It's no wonder I take the piss out of you at every available opportunity...
;)
It's no wonder I take the piss out of you at every available opportunity...
;)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 08:43:23 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 06 October, 2004, 08:43:23 PM
Has your unholy offspring torn itself away from the comfort of the womb yet? Or does it have the work ethic of its father? ;oP
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 October, 2004, 08:49:01 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 06 October, 2004, 08:49:01 PM
Pfff... I work for myself- you're stealing from your employer every time you post here- now sod off and investigate your own work ethic!
;)
It's due a week today, by the way.
;)
It's due a week today, by the way.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Wils on 06 October, 2004, 11:19:30 PM
Post by: Wils on 06 October, 2004, 11:19:30 PM
your unholy offspring
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: JamieB on 06 October, 2004, 11:28:39 PM
Post by: JamieB on 06 October, 2004, 11:28:39 PM
Trout. I get *paid* to arrange DreddCon, and furthermore, it ain't just me who does it.
J-Bo-1
J-Bo-1
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2004, 11:43:48 PM
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2004, 11:43:48 PM
I didn't even say anything!
Oh, bugger off.
- Trout
Oh, bugger off.
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Matt Timson on 07 October, 2004, 12:00:59 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 07 October, 2004, 12:00:59 AM
Oi! Leave the next ruler of all that is out of this!
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2004, 12:15:09 AM
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2004, 12:15:09 AM
Oh, wait. I get it.
Jamie's comment wasn't addressed to me.
Sorry.
I'm having an INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL DAY.
Anyway, I nominate Scottie for boarder of the month, for kindly posting my Steve Yeowell page to me, thus saving the risk of getting it home via Easyjet.
Good man!
- Trout
Jamie's comment wasn't addressed to me.
Sorry.
I'm having an INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL DAY.
Anyway, I nominate Scottie for boarder of the month, for kindly posting my Steve Yeowell page to me, thus saving the risk of getting it home via Easyjet.
Good man!
- Trout
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Endjinn on 07 October, 2004, 06:02:16 AM
Post by: Endjinn on 07 October, 2004, 06:02:16 AM
There are lots of people who probably deserve a nomination in the wake of Dreddcon.
Trout for suggesting the photo.
Max, for sending me poster mags he don't want no more ;)
PVS, for the free copy of Solar Wind he sent me after buying some of my stuff off eBay.
But the nomination has to go to...
Arthur Wyatt, for taking it on trust that I'd get round to giving him coins for a copy of Futurequake.
Trout for suggesting the photo.
Max, for sending me poster mags he don't want no more ;)
PVS, for the free copy of Solar Wind he sent me after buying some of my stuff off eBay.
But the nomination has to go to...
Arthur Wyatt, for taking it on trust that I'd get round to giving him coins for a copy of Futurequake.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Oddboy on 07 October, 2004, 04:36:37 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 07 October, 2004, 04:36:37 PM
Coins for futurequake? I've always paid in beer, a far more sensible currency.
I'd vote for WR Logan, for donating me a programme 4.
(Although Pyroxian's donation to Dudley is possibly more impressive.)
I'd vote for WR Logan, for donating me a programme 4.
(Although Pyroxian's donation to Dudley is possibly more impressive.)
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: W. R. Logan on 07 October, 2004, 04:39:36 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 07 October, 2004, 04:39:36 PM
>I'd vote for WR Logan, for donating me a programme 4.
>(Although Pyroxian's donation to Dudley is possibly more impressive.)
That last line might cost you 8-)
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
>(Although Pyroxian's donation to Dudley is possibly more impressive.)
That last line might cost you 8-)
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Boarder of the month!............
Post by: Oddboy on 07 October, 2004, 05:10:30 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 07 October, 2004, 05:10:30 PM
Oddboy hastily backtracks
Errr, I mean impressive in a lugging lots of bags around way... as opposed to the quality and generousity of the donation, which is why Logan is clearly the best boarder of the month, nay, year.
HURRAH FOR W.R!
Errr, I mean impressive in a lugging lots of bags around way... as opposed to the quality and generousity of the donation, which is why Logan is clearly the best boarder of the month, nay, year.
HURRAH FOR W.R!