After 6 months of banking bad debt hell I have finally got a mortgage agreed!!
And a normal one at that, not one of these 10% above the bank base rate sharks..
Soon my life will return to normal, soon I can re-kick start the ximoc website, soon I can walk naked around my own home!!!
Oohhh can't wait.
Hurrrrrahhhh !!
well done that man !
three cheers for digging heels in & sorting lives out !
hip hip........
CONGRATS UNCLE!
congratulations!
I can tell it's the walking about naked you're really looking forward to, though ;)
umpty, if anyone asks you for photos, clarify wether they mean the house before you report them to Wake.
Well done, Umpty Jon.
Life will improve soon for you, and I'm sincerely glad.
- Trout
Congrats!!
Glad things are working out for ya!
Well done Umpty you should feel really proud of yourself! No more living in your parents basement for you! ;)
J.
Glad thing are coming together fir ye, 'member and buy curtains first ...
When's the hoose warming?
huff
Well done that man!
But the true pleasure comes with taking a shit with the bathroom door open.
You all know what I'm talking about.
sniffle...no... some of us never ever ever get the hoose to ourselves, with unemployed layabout scroungers sitting around those doors must be shut at all times, the booze & chocolate must stay hidden in the cleaning things cuboard & all power tools & swords have to be locked up somwhere else. sigh.
no nekkidity for some of us. evah.
Oh Bou... I'm sorry to here that. You're missing out on one of lifes great treats.
(Could someone stop me talking about this now please?)
well done Uncle. great news.
Congrats.
Have a dump for me too, Ump...
That's great news Ump.
As for the going to the bathroom issue I would love to do that with out a 2 year old running in to see me or the dog for that matter!
ah the locked bathroom is oft the only sanctuary from the sprog, dog or a man for that matter.... long baths, that last for weeks, 3 mortice locks.. yesss
liar! the bbc news made it clear no-one could buy houses now cause of...something bad...something money based...and the bbc would never lie, or make other such possible false, but almost certainly not claims.
well done mate!
strangley i emailed you on other things and mentioned that today before coming here.
but great news.
what ? DD youre mailing umpty about leaving toilet doors open ?
booze & chocolate must stay hidden in the cleaning things cuboard
Sneaky! No way the loungeabouts would look there!
I've found that the perfect place for hiding Oddgirls Christmas/birthday presents is in my comic bookcase: she never *ever* goes looking in there.
Vampijen, IIRC Uncle Ump lives in Ireland, and therefore isn't *technically* covered by the BBC.
I thought he was in Northern Ireland, which is.
And you get the BBC in the Republic of Ireland, anyway.
- Trout
'Tis Northern Ireland to be sure...
Anyway, since I've been in my temp accommodation I havn't had a TV, so any BBC reference is lost on me.
Have to say I havn't missed the old goggle box - it's mostly shite anyway with the soaps, gardening, DIY and property development programmes on ALL THE TIME!! (except fot that one with Sarah Beanie, worth watching for her alone).
no they just save the property development programmes for when one is homeless or on the verge of it " Ron here has a budget of 20 billion pounds & is going to renovate this ancient cathedral into a quaint studio appartment"
" ah with only ?20000 and some old toilet rolls & fuzzy felts we've given your shower a total make-over "
ARHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG
i think you mean, the bank bought the house and you owe the bank loadsa cash