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Isn't the world grrrreat?

Damn right it is!

Okay everyone, in an effort to remove any nastiness from the board, lets all be happy, fill this thread with joy and laughter!

Lally Lally, I am soooo Hap-haphappy! Lallylally la la!

In my fantasy world I've just won a ton of awards for my internationally acclaimed comic series. Life is indeed great!...

In my fantasy world I've just won a ton of awards for my internationally acclaimed comic series. Life is indeed great!...

I've just invented time travel, gone back to 1950's america and Married Bettie Page.

I've just finished making a complex 8 sheet spreadsheet document, and it all works!

YAY!

You know, it is!
It's sunny outside, and I'm paid a pretty good amount of money to do not a lot in it.
Can't say fairer than that.

Fools!

Life is shit! You know it's true!

BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!

- Never forget the Trout is evil

Not in the RenandStimpyverse!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

It's a great day to go fishin,Trout.

Yep,things are actually fairly chipper round chez Mikey.Thanks for asking Mr C!
:)
M.

You didn't perchance get laid last night did you, Mr C?

A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up. He gives her a few cheap lines, and she replies "Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!" Then the mushroom says, "What's the matter? I'm a fun-gi!"

See? That joke, Dudley, is a prime example of why life is shit.

When I rule the world, your jokes will be abolished.

Along with you.

Bah!

- Trout

Misery, Misery. Fish Face is a Misery.

La la la la la la la la la.

odders, your work sounds almost as boring as mine!

I sooo happy at the mo - fly out tomorrow.... but I still havent packed!

I blame you lot.

In my fantasy world I've just won a ton of awards for my internationally acclaimed comic series




you too, huh....the real world is shit...

wOO hoo !! have a great time darrylll ( i have trouble spelling names with l's & y's okay ?!

yes the world is indeed..... oh actually, no... um.. okay then,

yeah life is ... comparitively speaking GREAT ! yeah !! occiasionally the sun peeks thru the cold wind swept clouds..

i'm only mildly tired & hungry

aaaaand...... i did a little dance in my shope earlier OH yeSsssssssssssss! ive finished writing the resignation letter from being the Chairperson, & voluntry Mug who takes all the shit & does all the work for the crappy shit hole bastard heritage centre next door
 YESSS YES YES YES !!
am i waiting for the AGM ( which i would have to organise ) NO. Will the place go to hell & possibly close, YES. Do i give a shit? NO. will the skitz lady across the road be able to come & shout at me about spurrious historical bollox ? NO NO NO !!!

AH AHA HAHHHAHHHA ..happy joy happy joy !
actually , i should run home & print & post copies immediately....

every silver lining has a cloud....

Have fun Dar!!! As one of only three boarders I've met, your absence will be a great source of woe to me. See ya!!!!...

Nah Darryl - playing with excell is brilliant!

Just to rub salt intot he wound a bit more, im sat at my pc reading a load of xmen comics my dad's given me - all 112 issues of the essential xmen.... 1 down, 111 to go!

Bou - dont worry bout the name - thinking of changing back to my nickname of dizzy  (used to get blackouts, it stuck), and Krusty - keep taking the dried frog pills while im away - Who knows i may bring back prezzies to share out...

Feck off the lotaya!! ):o(

you bugger...i've only been subscribing to essential for a year....ya bloody bugger...

cheer up, you miserable lanky fool ;P

I jumped off a waterfall on Saturday! How cool is that?

why...?




and i can't help being miserable, dribbles is ignoring my e-mails...:(

s'wierd... thought my dad had given up buying comics when i moved out and bought them for myself, but nope.. he carried on getting xmen (us and uk), ALL the batman titles, most of the spiderman titles and... tooth and the meg!

The last two will come in handy filling me yawning gaps in my collection!

Its better than Christmas!

you are so cruising for a bruising....

I really want a ride-on mower.

- Trout

I've just had a really nice sandwich

"I've just had a really nice sandwich"

Have you been to Edinburgh again?

Hurr, hurr, hurr.

- Trout

i have to go get ready for work soon...:(

Tsk! Trout you're getting almost as bad as Wills...!

Well as I was typing I nearly added 'not that type of sandwhich' ;-)

you're getting almost as bad as Wills...!

He's got a loooooooooooooooong way to go to get as bad as me. ;)

did i miss something about Edinburgh ? unless ...wait a minute, who lives there...hmmmm


pah ride on lawnmower ? sadly, you do actually want one of those don't you trout ?!...  all i want is some bloody flymo blades, after 2 years of virtually chipping at the grass with a blunt pair o scissors & find an olde flymo that works in a demolished shed, & what happens? the blades break after 3 seconds & i can't get new ones without driving 150 miles fur f*cks sake. anywhere on line for flymo plasic cutting blades?

maybe if i attach some swords to my bicycle & cycle round & round ?

we are struggling to have a happy thread ain't we ?

sigh

Mail me the specs of these blades and I'll see if I can pick them up for you round here, Bou.

I'll get you a price and a postage estimate and let you decide if you still want them.

I should add that the ride-on mower is for use on victims in my torture dungeons.

Of course.

- Trout

the world is indeed hapy, for i have recently perchased...

CTHULHU SLIPPERS!!!!!

they are sooo comphy, ur, cormfiy? screw this,

good, theyre good.

Here's the antidote to Dudley's joke earlier:-


Robbie Williams, Will Young and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left a nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of a fence opposite. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her knickers to the side and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will!", grinned Robbie... but Will started crying.

Robbie asked, "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?"

Will sobbed, "My head won't fit between the railings!"


Dedicated to His Lordship.

;)

whaa haa haaa !  My evil plan to turn Trout into my demeaned personal shopper is on track... heh heh heh

Why did the mexican throw his wife over a cliff?...Tequila






(er works better when you say the answer in a gruff hispanic growl)

Yay! Krusti has won an award for his comic series twice!
 In the real world, I have as much work as I want, my weights program is going well and Golden Week starts now!
  ummmm, and I`m about to buy a PAL/NTSC video machine which can play tapes from the UK.
  and I am followed around at work by a cute gothic type who has unaccountably taken a shine to me (like the girl in Bec and Kawl, kind of)  This shouldn`t cheer me up but it does.

that`s about as much happiness as I can manage.

cheers,

Floyd

I'm with you on this one Trout, life is indeed shit!!

It's all gone downhill. I've just been savaged in the comics press for #9 of my series. I ask you, what's wrong with an issue where the heroine has a day off with her husband in a library?...

happy happy joy joy

happy thread happy thread.... this weeks prog is great.

i'll tell you what else makes me happy, yes, watching the little birdies feeding outside my window here... theyre so pretty they are. and sometimes i see a mouse ( that the bitch across the road has poisoned ) or even a stoat ( also too to die a nasty food chain rat poisoned death )...

sniff vastards.

so are these alternative realities any good then?

i've been told i'm aenimic....yah!  ah, well, guess i'm not dying...

Hey Jen, d'ya wanna team up on #10?...

we'll wow the comic world with our collaberation...#10 shall be a comic amoungst comic's....








...i have no idea what that means...:)

I'm gonna kill the heroine off in this issue...

yah!  I always liked a good death scene...

Actually, we don't see the death. We see her go to sleep then in the morning she's dead. Her husband is framed &he takes over central protagonist duties...

hey jen send us yur add & i'll send you a three tonne of spinage. hate to tell you but anemia can get nasty, get that iron doon ya now !

dr Bou.

meanwhile, i hate this happythread, can i kill it? my car is failing MOT & must die. i must find some hundreds within a fortnight or face cycling 5+ miles a day with boxes balanced on my head... how am i going to get to fire calls outs in 3 minutes on my bike for gruds sake ?! my legs ache, my back hurts. all the vans for sale are over 200miles away. i am not happy. GRRRRRR.

i am going to write 12# and everyone dies.

Yeah... I'm joining the Bah-Humbugers too.

Our boiler's on the blink, so our flat's cold and so's the shower.

Brr.


Repair man due Friday, looking forward to spending my bank holiday weekend in the bath.

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

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I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Link: SingalongaRena Ndstimpy!

Yeah Bou, my car failed its MOT today too, what a bummer!  On the upside I've got crisp, new unread prog awaiting me :) And a new icon --  Achtung! Eat hot leaden death you englander pigdogs! ( 'cept  Max ).
Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee !

We ordered a new suite of furniture, to be delivered on Monday. So, monday morning, we called one of the charuty shops, and gave them the old set (it was still in alright nick).
Of course, the new set didn't bloody arrive. Hopefully we get it on Friday. In the meantime, I like to pretend I'm in The Last Samurai, and sit on the floor.
The children love it though. They can run everywhere now...

dear dr bou,

ta very much for the spinage.  feel like i can run the london marathon now.  there's no stopping me.

jen

Thanks for not shooting me Uzi

Must be a conspiracy, my car failed it's MOT today also!!

lucky my family don't have a car then, eh?

Aieee ! its car death magedon out there.. Max you are lucky then that i imagine they have invented public transport in your area? here there is NONE. NONE, zilch, NADA.

whats galling is that if my EVIL dog hadnt been so EVIL, i could have prolly flogged mine for 2huned or so, but chewed belts, gear knob, doors, steering wheel & hairy seats, on TOP of the mechanical problems... eeeh OOOh. whats galling is of course that it still drives fine & will do for some miles yet, still when i drive it to the scrappies, i shall allow it to make a ton just one last time ( on a specially liscenced racetrack of course). anyone wana buy a dog ?

and now theres the family rows, me lookng for a ?50 banger within a 150mile radius has turned into " mum buy that 205 van in norfolk immediately".... whats that a 30 hour hitch from here?
theres a dennis fire engine on auto trader for ?700 how cool ?

i just had a (healthy) 'fry up' ala george foreman's lean mean fat reducing grilling machine....mmmmm......life is great....

Never mind Bou, at least Mel's making a film about you!

well, i'm happy, my car fund now stands at ?20. Screw fix sent me some stuff wrong worth ?16 more than what i paid for, so ebay builders parts here we go;
 my fave author stalkee sent me a book with a lovely inscription. ahhh.
and i'm shedding winter pounds Xtra fast with my new eat more diet. i kid you not ! i munch all day instead o starving myself & me tums gone in 4 days !! great !
and ive got a forum to whitter inanely on instead of working. marvellous.

however, its cold. boo.

Krustabi, can I star in the fantasy musical movie version of your fantasy award winning comic?

Floyd, you can play God.

#11 Heroine's widower stops looking for "the truth" and becomes a monk...

mels making a filum about me? grud forbid what will it be called ? "bravetart"?

oh well i could flog myself on ebay as part of the merchandise tie in.

I think you should change your name to Bravetart, Bou. That's priceless! :-)

I once saw a fire engine sold for ?400 in a local auction.

If I'd had a driveway at the time, I'd've bought it and incurred the wrath of Troutette!

- Trout

Bou, it's unofficially called 'Braveheart in a bra' but officially, just Warrior.  Sounds pants, but you never know.  There are four Boudicca films in the pipeline, which is insane.  One is supposed to be called 'Queen Fury' which sounds kind of familiar :-)

Queen Fury Bou-in-a-bra?  I bet you're just waiting by the phone for Mel to call...

A guy I used to know bought an old fire engine to use for work, he organised firework displays! Cool, eh? Well it was 'til he realised it had a massive petrol engine, not so much mpg as gpm!  On the subject of car woes, whilst taking mine for MOT work done the clutch pedal broke off en route. How the feck can a clutch pedal break off?!  Is there a conspiracy going on here or what. If I could have found a handy branch I'd have got really Basil Fawlty on its ass I can tell you.
Oh, and I wouldn't shoot you Max- I'm sure my 9mm hydra-shox would merely ricochet from your metal torso possibly injuring innocent bystanders :)

well u might have scratched the paint

Right you miserbale bastards, you've pushed me too far with your bah's and your grumbles and general bellyaching (hypocrite? Where).

I've had to get out the Happy Thread!

BE HAPPY!

or else.

That's more like it! bloody wierdo! --;)

Yup. P-)

excellent ! cos i'd missed the most entertaining bra & fire engine comments.

talking of which, we are not allowed to make a scantily clad calendar to raise funds for fire brigade, using brigade gear , as it doesnt project the right image blahdy blah...  stingey feckers, otherwise you coulda seen queen fire bou bra-less in an engine.

And plenty of hoses. --=D

tanky - love the new icon!!!!!!!!

now if i could just get rid of this anemia and have the power to stand of without having to fight against falling down again life would indeed be great.

Thank u jen! Cybermax made it, cos he's great!
Hope u get well soon x

The Beatles made Abbey Road in '69!

Australia is #4 on the Olympic medal tally!

I'm writing really good stuff at the moment!

I go to New Zealand in a week!

I love 2000 AD!

Ahhhh, live is fucking great!

I'm on holiday and get to drink terrific coffee. This thread is great. My weights program is working.

yours preparing for "men of esl, 2005"

keep eating the spinage Jen, & ignore wierd letters in comics by Mr keane.

life sucks, but occasionally is nice;

like friday i went to pictures & saw I robot.

saturday i did a NINE stage rally, speyside elgin to huntly & beyond way, EXTREEEEM, stage 3, last 3 miles were cancelled cos washed away & replaced by chicane hell in a quarry. stage 5 was 15 bloody miles long, nuts ! we did a lot of 180 spins, one 360, fantastic, we aim to please the crowds; one nearly rolled off bank sideways at speed into BIg tree, but handbrake & instant reverse managed to stop us at least one wheel in the air..."nice driving mate ! seven left into long right five over Crest Ooooch ya bastard one hundred and twenty deceptive left four"
It was great ! and we got NO punctures, NO breaksowns, NO disasters... AND actually finished the thing for Once/ HAPPY HAPPY JOY !

then a nice meal out.
Then a big sleep in.

Then i went fishing on loch in glorious sunshine, nice boat, seals, propoises, caught mackrel for tea.

not bad.

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