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Title: LAST CALL for the Magic Bus to Bristol!!!
Post by: longmanshort on 10 May, 2004, 04:18:20 AM
Right ...

Getting ready to book people carrier for our little sojourn down to Bristol.

But I need two things:

1) Any people who would like to hitch a ride. We'll be setting off from Leeds on the Friday morning and returning late on the Sunday. It'll be a hoot, promise!! Just let us know where you are and we'll work out how to get to you - all we ask for is sharing cost of the vehicle and the petrol ...

2) I need EVERYONE who's already agreed to come along to LET ME KNOW!!! My sieve-like memory means, as far as I know, only the following are coming along:

Me
Paul Scott
Bart Diaz
Ben Clark
Generally Contrary (on the way back)

If there is ANYONE I HAVE FORGOTTEN THEN PLEASE let me know!!!!

We'd love to get more recruits - if we got another four then we could afford a minibus and that would be better all round ... but e-mail or let me know here ASAP before I book the damn thing!!!

Ta.
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Post by: Max Kon on 10 May, 2004, 04:50:53 AM
pah! I'm in london so i'm getting the magic train there
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Post by: esoteric ed on 10 May, 2004, 05:52:15 AM
I really wanted to go this year but funds after my hols will be low. :-(

Hope you all have a good time and provide some photo evidence.



Ed
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Post by: Generally Contrary on 10 May, 2004, 07:27:34 PM
I ought to be coming - except the following situation might scupper my visit to Bristol:

My brother plays scrum-half for Yorkshire.  On Saturday they play Devon or Cornwall in the County Championship semi-final.  If they win they will play in the final at Twickenham.  On the Bristol Saturday.  In which case, all fine and dandy - I'll be able to go to Comics 2004 on the Sunday and I'll still need a lift up to Yorkshire on the Sunday evening.  But, if they do make Twickenham then my Dad has suggested he might come to watch.  From Hong Kong.  Which is quite a big thing, probably trumping Comics 2004 for what to do on Sunday.

But it's more complicated than that.  My brother is not playing for Yorkshire on Saturday - he has to play in a promotion play-off game.  Then he has to play in the Yorkshire Cup final on Wednesday.  Which all means - he might get injured, or banned, or his replacement in the Yorkshire team might play too well and displace him in the Twickenham squad.  Or Yorkshire might lose, of course.

Bah!  Which all means my attendence at Bristol is suddenly up in the air.

Drop me a e-mail, Mike.

Andy.

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Post by: longmanshort on 10 May, 2004, 09:05:49 PM
Drop me a e-mail, Mike.

An anvil, more like ...
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Post by: petemaskreplica on 10 May, 2004, 09:09:30 PM
Has eyebrows bailed out, then? Wise man... :P
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Post by: Generally Contrary on 10 May, 2004, 09:37:26 PM
My apologies are sincere.
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Post by: longmanshort on 10 May, 2004, 10:05:47 PM
;o)
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Post by: Matt Timson on 10 May, 2004, 10:33:09 PM
"Has eyebrows bailed out, then? Wise man"

Not so wise- he's giving a lift to Yeti-paws-Wilkinson instead.

There is no camera trickery- these are Gary's hands...
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Post by: longmanshort on 10 May, 2004, 10:47:14 PM
That's not Gary, he's not dressed in orange ...
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 11 May, 2004, 12:28:00 AM
you bet they are my hands... propper man's hands, you female-fingered fop!

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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 May, 2004, 03:22:14 AM
hmmm, i wonder if leeds is on Bobs truck run route?
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Post by: longmanshort on 11 May, 2004, 03:58:58 AM
Bob?
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Post by: Something Fishy on 11 May, 2004, 04:08:54 AM
any chance you could swing by Lanner and pick me up?
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Post by: longmanshort on 11 May, 2004, 04:57:48 AM
Where's Lanner?
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Post by: W. R. Logan on 11 May, 2004, 07:21:18 AM
Lanner, Cornwall.




La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

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Post by: longmanshort on 11 May, 2004, 05:52:43 PM
any chance you could swing by Lanner and pick me up?

Cheeky sod ...

(Thanks Logan!)
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Post by: Noisybast on 11 May, 2004, 07:02:45 PM
I assume you're not planning on passing through Liverpool...?
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 May, 2004, 07:41:55 PM
or the scenic route via skye?
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Post by: longmanshort on 11 May, 2004, 09:32:35 PM
If you could get to Manchester (though that may make the whole thing pointless for you)then that'd be fine ...
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Post by: Something Fishy on 12 May, 2004, 01:44:33 AM
Darn.. i'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't of been for that pesky Logan.

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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 May, 2004, 03:03:59 AM
hmmm well its ?256 to fly from inverness to bristol, and ?256 inverness to Manchester, so i guess the magic bus is rubbish huh ?
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Post by: Max Kon on 12 May, 2004, 03:05:52 AM
bou - can't u take a train?
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 May, 2004, 03:59:18 AM
pah ! who said i'm going anywhere? a train is not that much cheaper than say for example driving to glasgow & flying, and a train takes 24 hours longer or more ! but not having a car to drive to glasgow by then, and there not being any hotel space & me not having any money & no girls to share with and...hmmmm...
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Post by: Max Kon on 12 May, 2004, 07:27:06 PM
would you go in a van driven by this man?
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Post by: Wils on 12 May, 2004, 07:31:56 PM
What an *excellent* photo. :)

Damn all photogenic people to hell!
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Post by: Matt Timson on 12 May, 2004, 07:40:27 PM
Only if you're referring to the man on the left.  I wouldn't trust the man on the right to drive me to Tesco...
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Post by: Max Kon on 12 May, 2004, 07:54:48 PM
i was asking about the little man on the left
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 May, 2004, 07:55:43 PM
Wills, it's not compulsory to pull a gimp face in every photo you know....
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Post by: longmanshort on 12 May, 2004, 08:21:30 PM
longmanshort adds cybermax to the hit list ...
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Post by: Matt Timson on 12 May, 2004, 08:31:16 PM
Pffft!  Lanky fool- we'll just wait for some low cloud and then duff you up while you can't see...

;)
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Post by: Something Fishy on 13 May, 2004, 01:28:20 AM
I sthat you longers?

My, you look a young chap.  

Lucky bastich.
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Post by: longmanshort on 13 May, 2004, 04:36:15 AM
Lucky bastich

Not by a long chalk ...
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Post by: Max Kon on 13 May, 2004, 04:39:42 AM
you foolish people. LMS is not the baby. LMS is the guy with the beard.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 13 May, 2004, 04:55:05 AM
bloomin are..  you'll soon get old like the rest of us.  you mark my words young longers.
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Post by: longmanshort on 13 May, 2004, 04:57:22 AM
then bring it on ... just means I'm a step closer to it all being over ... hoo-fucking-ray!
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 13 May, 2004, 07:15:04 AM
Bou - dunno if this is any help but I've seen ads that say bmibaby fly from Prestwick to Cardiff fo ?25.  I know you'd have a bit of a hike getting to Prestwick but Cardiff is commuter distance at the other end, isn't it?

Wish I was going.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 14 May, 2004, 04:10:44 AM
lol.. reminds me of something i said earlier...

someone said they are trying to reclassify middle age from 45-55 (they already raised it from 40-45 which means we'll all live 90 years apparently.... yeah right).

Anyway, now they want us all to live to 110.

My response ... f**k that, i want my rest long before that.
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 14 May, 2004, 05:57:36 AM
aye feck that, that'll mean we can't retire until we are 105, and the pensions willbe worth 20p per week.

cheers Tips.
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Post by: -=>DEMONIZER<=- on 14 May, 2004, 06:08:37 AM

Retire? Pensions?

Sod that.

Cryo-Chamber for me when I'm 45 latest - wake me up in 10,000 years.
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Post by: longmanshort on 14 May, 2004, 06:18:51 AM
wake me up in 10,000 years

Or simply pull the plug ...
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Post by: Max Kon on 14 May, 2004, 06:20:01 AM
pulg th plug after 1
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 14 May, 2004, 06:32:17 PM
actually after a 10 000 year kip, i might actually feel somewhat rejuvinated, okay i'm of to set my alarm, someone can fill me in on global news when i awake, i'll be the young stunningly refreshed looking one.

oh and dinna wake me up at the same time as Blue-Boy will yous, nothing personal, i mean i think he made one post recently that wasnt designed to offend anyone, but all the same, call me fussy.
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Post by: Oddboy on 14 May, 2004, 07:03:01 PM
This has just reminded me of the Frank & Walters'(?) song "10 Years of Sleep" and that can only be a good thing!

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Post by: -=>DEMONIZER<=- on 14 May, 2004, 07:10:11 PM

Bah - snookered and hung by Krusty, murdered in cryo-stasis by Longman and Max.

It's a tough old life.

:D
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Post by: Krustabi on 14 May, 2004, 07:16:57 PM
What a prick...
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Post by: -=>DEMONIZER<=- on 14 May, 2004, 07:21:28 PM

Leave Wils out of this, clown.
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Post by: Krustabi on 14 May, 2004, 07:24:30 PM
Okay then. Wils isn't a prick, you are.


I must now cleanse myself ofyour influence
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Post by: Wils on 14 May, 2004, 09:27:09 PM
WTF?!
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Post by: Matt Timson on 14 May, 2004, 09:32:31 PM
"oh and dinna wake me up at the same time as Blue-Boy will yous"

God, can you imagine it?  Waking up after ten thousand years and the first person you see is that cu-

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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 14 May, 2004, 10:21:07 PM
oy ! hairy arsed gorilla eyebrows !!! theres no need to call me a cu- i wasnt talking about you !! right youre for it boyo , just wait !
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Post by: Matt Timson on 14 May, 2004, 10:56:44 PM
I think we both know who I was *really* referring to.

:)
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Post by: Something Fishy on 15 May, 2004, 12:34:52 AM
tough life... yep it'll be even tougher if the bastards make us work until we're one hundred and eleventy 3.
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 15 May, 2004, 05:00:04 AM
pah ! eleventy three and 26/7 the bastards... bastards will probably make us be on call in a really dangerous job 26/7 for no wage, bastards, probably make us run two businesses at a loss and take another part time job, And then be expected to cook n clean .... bastards... oh , hang on...

actually i'm looking forward to my new other job tomorrow, pass the caffine.
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Post by: satchmo on 15 May, 2004, 05:58:14 AM
Is this the first mention of The Frank and Walters this century? :)
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Post by: Oddboy on 16 May, 2004, 06:52:49 AM
Now I feel *really* dumb - 10 Years of Sleep wasn't the F&W after all (*ahem*, 'scuse the pun)...it was Kingmaker.

It wouldn't happen in another world
It couldn't have happened to a nicer planet
It would've happened in another world
So don't pretend to care when you don't care

Ten years asleep
In the queue for the late night bus
With all of us

Breakfast television
Is the biggest decision I've made
In the last decade

It wouldn't happen in another world
It couldn't have happened to a nicer planet
It would've happened in another world
So don't pretend to care when you don't care

Ten years asleep
It'll be far too late
To call 0898

Ten years asleep
Every mind is UXB
So don't pretend that...

It wouldn't happen in another world
It couldn't have happened to a nicer planet
It would've happened in another world
So don't pretend to care when you don't care

All the punks are pushing thrity years
And are hardly feared
All the young dudes
Work for all the old brutes
In expensive suits

Ten years asleep
'cause your grave is empty
But already dug

Ten years of sleeping knees
Instead of news
So don't complain that...

It wouldn't happen in another world
It couldn't have happened to a nicer planet
It would've happened in another world
So don't pretend to care when you don't care

There, there, there