Title: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 01:17:12 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 01:17:12 AM
I've not laughed this hard since Blue Beetle and Ice were sat on the stairs in the middle of 'Breakdowns'.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 01:20:38 AM
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 01:20:38 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaah! Beastiality....
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: ukdane on 11 June, 2004, 01:29:20 AM
Post by: ukdane on 11 June, 2004, 01:29:20 AM
Funny as it may be, I'm deeply concerned with how you came by the url to these images... or do you frequent such websites regularly?
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2004, 01:44:39 AM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2004, 01:44:39 AM
Leave him alone, he's got a bad back you know..?
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: UZI 4U on 11 June, 2004, 02:09:16 AM
Post by: UZI 4U on 11 June, 2004, 02:09:16 AM
Weeeeeird! The net never disappoints in its capacity for infinite strangeness. But they're still air-gun fodder really aren't they? :)
Jim.
Jim.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 June, 2004, 02:25:11 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 June, 2004, 02:25:11 AM
However disturbed those people are, you have to hand it to them for sheer determination to get the job done.
Bolt-01
Bolt-01
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: UZI 4U on 11 June, 2004, 02:28:31 AM
Post by: UZI 4U on 11 June, 2004, 02:28:31 AM
Yes, on reflection it's probably safer for all if they stick with the ponies. Imagine what havoc they could wreak in the real world!
Jim.
Jim.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2004, 02:36:53 AM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2004, 02:36:53 AM
The Martian Manhunter one looks pretty cool.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 03:56:09 AM
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 03:56:09 AM
Is Boom Boom an American by any chance, there's something about the pictures that conjour up americanisms for soem reason or other... mmmm!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:05:26 AM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:05:26 AM
I was reading the new Statesman (from the college libary - I didn't buy it) and they were reviewing a book about bestality- apparently there are those who form long term commitments to their animal "partners", and their called Zoologsomething or other- no zoologist, that's something completely different. They look down apoun beastialist- those who just in it for the sex ( but what else is there, a horse can't talk back!) much a a strict married chatholic( for wexample) might view a person who frequents brothels.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 04:08:55 AM
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 04:08:55 AM
You think that's weird - I just did a search for 'plushies' and found this...
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Plush Love Mini-FAQ
Some frequently asked questions about plushophilia
Contributed by a friend (C)
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* "What is a 'plushophile'?"
A plushophile is a person who loves stuffed animals ('plushies'). Most of
us have purely platonic feelings for our plush pals, but some plushophiles
may express their love erotically. alt.sex.plushies is a newsgroup for all
people who truly love stuffed animals, each in their own personal way.
* "Why do you love stuffed animals?"
Plushies are made to be loved! Consider their visual appeal and softness,
their furriness, huggability, and cuddliness - stuffed animals are created
entirely for the purpose of bringing people happiness. Our plush friends
bring joy into our lives, and we love them for it, plain and simple.
* "That I understand, but why do you _make_love with stuffed animals?"
For the same reasons, but also because plush lovemaking can be a deeply
affecting experience. We know most people who love plushies don't express
their feelings sensually, and might be offended by the very idea. Stuffed
animals are symbols of innocence, after all. Love, in what ever form, is
nothing to be ashamed of, though, and we sincerely regard our personal
passion for plush as an equally innocent form of loving.
* "Why make love with a plushie instead of another person?"
We can love both at the same time! Admittedly, the love we feel for people
is different than the love we feel for our plushies. To join with someone
who can fully reciprocate your love is the greatest joy in life. On the
other hand, a special plush critter can be an ideal companion: a warm,
huggable presence who will always be there for you, through thick and thin.
No plush lover will ever leave you, cheat, lie, or betray you, break your
heart, give you a disease, or hurt you in any way. Plush companions can
bring a wonderful, unfettered happiness into your life, and, if you're open
to it, a wonderful lovemaking experience, as well.
* "How do you make love with plushies?"
If you, yourself, truly love a special stuffed animal, chances are you've
already done most of what we do when we make love with our plushmates: we
hug and pet them, cuddle and nuzzle them, kiss them. Softness, warmth, and
closeness can bring on arousal, and we just follow our whimseys from there.
What you do doesn't have to be erotic, only what feels comfortable for you.
How you learn and express your own form of plush lovemaking is entirely a
matter of personal discovery. We can attest - the Joys of Plush are well
worth discovering, and sharing with others. That's what alt.sex.plushies is
all about.
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Plush Love Mini-FAQ
Some frequently asked questions about plushophilia
Contributed by a friend (C)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
* "What is a 'plushophile'?"
A plushophile is a person who loves stuffed animals ('plushies'). Most of
us have purely platonic feelings for our plush pals, but some plushophiles
may express their love erotically. alt.sex.plushies is a newsgroup for all
people who truly love stuffed animals, each in their own personal way.
* "Why do you love stuffed animals?"
Plushies are made to be loved! Consider their visual appeal and softness,
their furriness, huggability, and cuddliness - stuffed animals are created
entirely for the purpose of bringing people happiness. Our plush friends
bring joy into our lives, and we love them for it, plain and simple.
* "That I understand, but why do you _make_love with stuffed animals?"
For the same reasons, but also because plush lovemaking can be a deeply
affecting experience. We know most people who love plushies don't express
their feelings sensually, and might be offended by the very idea. Stuffed
animals are symbols of innocence, after all. Love, in what ever form, is
nothing to be ashamed of, though, and we sincerely regard our personal
passion for plush as an equally innocent form of loving.
* "Why make love with a plushie instead of another person?"
We can love both at the same time! Admittedly, the love we feel for people
is different than the love we feel for our plushies. To join with someone
who can fully reciprocate your love is the greatest joy in life. On the
other hand, a special plush critter can be an ideal companion: a warm,
huggable presence who will always be there for you, through thick and thin.
No plush lover will ever leave you, cheat, lie, or betray you, break your
heart, give you a disease, or hurt you in any way. Plush companions can
bring a wonderful, unfettered happiness into your life, and, if you're open
to it, a wonderful lovemaking experience, as well.
* "How do you make love with plushies?"
If you, yourself, truly love a special stuffed animal, chances are you've
already done most of what we do when we make love with our plushmates: we
hug and pet them, cuddle and nuzzle them, kiss them. Softness, warmth, and
closeness can bring on arousal, and we just follow our whimseys from there.
What you do doesn't have to be erotic, only what feels comfortable for you.
How you learn and express your own form of plush lovemaking is entirely a
matter of personal discovery. We can attest - the Joys of Plush are well
worth discovering, and sharing with others. That's what alt.sex.plushies is
all about.
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Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:09:02 AM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:09:02 AM
I wasn't being off topic I was writing in response to
"Aaaaaaaaaaah! Beastiality...."
"Aaaaaaaaaaah! Beastiality...."
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 11 June, 2004, 04:09:08 AM
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 11 June, 2004, 04:09:08 AM
just what I need, small plastic horses giving me the glad eye at 6am
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:20:27 AM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 04:20:27 AM
Anyone now filled with sudden urge to make my little pony 2000AD characters- Judge Pony- Mean pony (you get the idea) ?
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 05:55:44 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 05:55:44 AM
Oh deary me, but let it be done! There's cash in it for the best one. Draw them, photoshop them, make them, but let it be done!!!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 05:59:28 AM
Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2004, 05:59:28 AM
You are on! give me this weekend and you will have My Little... Mmmmm!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 05:41:09 PM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 05:41:09 PM
Here's Judge Pony- Perp's of the equine world tremble 
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 05:42:28 PM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 05:42:28 PM
Damn it how do you get pics up on here?
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 08:09:43 PM
Post by: Conexus on 11 June, 2004, 08:09:43 PM
Here's Judge Pony- Perp's of the equine world tremble!
Interested in designing a 2000AD pony and winning stuff?
Interested in designing a 2000AD pony and winning stuff?
Link: click here!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing.
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 08:41:35 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 June, 2004, 08:41:35 PM
To paraphrase a comment on another site - The oddest thing is that J'onn could actually look like that if he wanted. Oh how I wish he wanted to.