Seems the general consensus is that the board needs cheering up so here's my bit.
Go to this website, put in your postcode and find out addresses near you that are a bit "oo-er missus".
Favs near me are "Thong", "Titsey Park" and "Cock Pond".
Link: Ohh, Matron!
Heh. I live quite close to Menlove Avenue...
I live right next to an Alldicks road- people must love living there
Tyttenhanger
I'm near...
Foul End... Lickey End... Bell End !!!
Feckenham, Bishops Itchington, and Butthole Lane.
Best idea for a site ever! Makes you proud to be British.
bottom flash and nob end.
and menlove garden, which might make me a neighbour of noisypat
Does that make you a Menlove Gardener?
I'm near Mincing Lane, Minges and Bummer Hill, among others. Strangely, it didn't pick up on the area just down the road from me, as immortalised by Ian Dury: "He likes a bit of Wembley up his Ponders End" :)
i live near the cock of arran........
I used to live near Peniston ...
I used to live in a rented house in Crotch Crescent but when I was buying decided not to view an otherwise suitable house on Titup Hall Drive (which the website doesn't pick up on).
Wake
Hehehe! I live near - Cock Bush Hall Farm, Fanny Barks, Hairy Side, Cum Hag Wood and Cock Heads.
I really must check out Cock Heads.
Joolz
Penishapentre
Clitsome Farm
Arshaton Wood
Three Cocks
Lord Hereford's Knob
Booby Dingle
Box Bush Farm
Crab Hole
There's a Fawcett Inn down the road. Unfortunately they don't hake they're own cider. Think about it.
i lived just off the (presumably scouse-same) menlove avenue for years, and never saw that in the name before... heh
thinky
That's the one, Thinky.
well frankly all english placenames sound bloody halarious to me, what a wierd language.
off to o head, everytime we drive thru Contin, we lapse into a song about what a fecking contin place it is.
ooo oo Juve to the rescue, thers also Fochabers.
Nest of Fannich
25.7 miles
Mingearraidh
68.2 miles
Buttock Point
105.4 miles
Boghead
107.4 miles
Titaboutie
107.7 miles
Fanny Hill
112.1 miles
Fanny Burn
112.4 miles
Dykeside
117.8 miles
Cock of Arran
119.2 miles
Mangamax, cool site.
Apparently near me i have;
Upperthong
Dick Slack
Penistone
Shatton Moor
Nob End
Hole Bottom
Butty Moss
and.....saving the best till last folks
Pisser Clough
I shit you not........
All the same ones as Mangamax.
But on my recent trip to Barcelona, I was amused to see that an option for the discerning diner was "Restaurant Can Quim".
near me there's a village on a hill with about three streets. there's a street called backway, and the street above it is called upper backway, which means that some lucky punter lives at 'one upper backway'...no shit. and nearby are two villages called wilsford and lake. not at all funny on their own, but the village in between them is called wilsford-cum-lake....just don't go swimming there.
My sister sent me this link t'other day. I live near Wide Open Dykes, Cock Play, Rotten Bottom, Lady's Hole, Bitch Craig amongst others
Titty Ho (map)
21.7 miles
Butt Mound (map)
22.6 miles
Cottagers (map)
34.2 miles
Butthole Lane (map)
34.5 miles
Salters Lode (map)
34.5 miles
Willey (map)
35.8 miles
Shingay (map)
41.5 miles
Feltwell (map)
43.6 miles
Six Mile Bottom (map)
46.1 miles
Shaftenhoe End (map)
49.0 miles
I'm within 3 miles of Cock Pond in Clapham.
A freind of mine recently visited Wankdorf, Germany.
Brilliant website. It even picked one that i hadn't considered risque before, that comes from living half your life next door to it!
Box Tunnel (map)
4.7 miles
Sodom (map)
8.4 miles
Cuckoo's Knob (map)
19.0 miles
Snatch House (map)
24.7 miles
Butt Hatch (map)
28.1 miles
Lusty Hill (map)
28.1 miles
Bullyhole Bottom (map)
31.5 miles
Box Bush Farm (map)
31.7 miles
Zig-Zag Hill (map)
32.1 miles
Crab Hole (map)
34.2 miles
I live near James, so most of mine are identical to his. Exceptions are indicated in bold:
Box Bush Farm
Crab Hole
Bullyhole Bottom
Clitsome Farm
Snatch House
Penishapentre
Lord Hereford's Knob
Three Cocks
Booby Dingle
Lickham Bottom
When I lived in Brighton, Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker amused me, but I never found the Devil's Dyke remotely funny.
Does COCKERMOUTH in Cumbria count then?
Hey Larf - you must live in the fens too. I got the same places. Suprised Pidley wasn't there.
Clearly I live close to James and Usher..all the same.