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I've scored it a 5, is that the same as a vote?

-Confused, Sheffield

*Edit: Ignore me. I've sorted it.

[Portals and Black Goo]

Portals and Black Goo certainly sounds like a pun, but i'm as mystified as everyone else as to what it's a pun on. Is it one of those things like "Ro-Jaws and Hammerstein" that will have everyone kicking themselves when they finally get it?

All I can think is it's a play on 'blood and black lace'.
Can't really see that being correct though.

As for Azimuth - I liked it to begin with, but I've found myself way more invested now it's turned into Sinister Dexter. Suzy needs to make a comeback though, she's great!

There's nothing irrational about being scared of sharks.

Spiders though.... just the thought of them puts me in panic mode, and I have to go around checking there's not one in the room with me. I *definitely* cannot visit Australia. Ever.

Judging by how they've managed to print white onto bog-roll stock, I'd say it's a more modern reproduction. Just guessing though.

Great stuff - he's got a whole "Ming the Merciless" thing going on, there. Love it!

I do believe that ol' Green Bonce looks his best when he looks a bit unhinged.

Sketched this a few months ago. Thought I should ink it and colour it with my posh felt tips.
It is Our Lord in Betelgeuse Tharg after all!

To be fair, most of us didn't know till far too late that Savile was a wrong 'un. 

Most of us had absolutely no idea, totally agree.
But the BBC knew.
John Lydon knew.
Yewtree was set up for a reason, I reckon the police definitely knew.

The question is - did Charles know?

Al's Boobies?

Really nice dynamic pages there.
Your storytelling's great!

Paul Grist was thinking along the same lines when he wrote "Jack Staff"

That looks great! Might have to track a copy down...


The Reggae-Funk of Halo Jones - The middle books before we move onto her Ambient phase
Enamoured Gideon - Our favourite annihilator meets a lady-bot! (She hates him though)
Bottom Man - Probably best I don't describe that one...

Fiends of the Eastern Seafront - Constantin finds himself in Great Yarmouth...

Winner!

It's definitely better than my other idea, Fiends of the Walmington-on-Sea Front, which was just Dad's Army with vampires.*





*on reflection, I'd read the sh*t out of that!

Outlaw 2 - The In-Laws
14
Harry 20 on the Rock High - Harry finds out that the last book was just a crack-fueled fever dream
Fiends of the Eastern Seafront - Constantin finds himself in Great Yarmouth, and has to battle the web-fingered locals.


Er.. Bono from Beyond the St-arse?

I'm probably in a minority of one saying this, but Picard is (unexpectedly) the best thing on telly right now. Latest episode was pretty thrilling IMO.

Pissing all over the Blandalorian.

Kind words, thanks gents.

Nice to see this threads alive again! Some lovely work there Hoagy.


This is a year or two old now, it's not finished. Abandoned it in the end when circumstances forced me to sell my drawing pad thingy. Alas.