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You get on the Oxford Tube Bus from Victoria or somewhere else it stops and there you are. Should be in the eight quid range.

You get on the Oxford Tube from Victoria or somewhere else it stops and there you are. Should be in the eight quid range.

Surely to make a fizzy drink from a bull's testicles you need a live bull and not an eight-headed muto-bull or a robo-cow or something. Therefore it must be the most expensive drink in the Meg and Dredd's true mission is to bust a ring of Red Bull thieves.

Try drinking Spar's Blue Bear instead. It'll put hair on your chest.

Heavy books at the corners. I recommend James Joyce's Ullysses, the King James Bible, England's Dreaming by Jon Savage and Hunter S Thompson's Kingdom Of Fear.

My genius future shock 'The Man Who Did Not Move' would be perfect if only Tharg would take it:

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There's a man, right?
And - he doesn't move.

The winnings are mine, I can feel it.

I'm missing Winterfest due to wedding commitments so Dreddcon must be go.

Beatniks A-Gogo II will be premiering... featuring the 8-bit Matrix and more Jet.

"Take my Command Module, baby!"

I don't have any pics due to scanner shortage, but I do love the pulp...

"MARIJUANA GIRL - she traded her body for drugs - and kicks! Never was there so outspoken a novel as this... telling the plain, uncensored truth about teen-age addicts - and their desperate search for thrills!"
"A CHEAP and EVIL girl sets a HOPPED-UP KILLER against a city."
"LSD LUSTERS - reckless desire ruled their SHAME CULT!"
"PIT STOP NYMPHO. Into the high tension world of Gran Prix racing roars jealous passions, red-hot lust and the ugly demon called homicide!"

Not to mention the glory of "IT AIN'T HAY".

And the names! Spike Morelli, N.R. Demexico, Vic Fluro, William Irish, Norman Bligh (author of BED-TIME ANGEL) ... I love this stuff!

He could save Digby from a Space Jungle and break his spirit until he becomes a deadly Space Jungle Fighting machine, shouting 'Come on, Tommy Treen! I got a bullet for all of you.' He gradually wins the respect of Digby and Sir Hubert - then turns out not to be part of Spacefleet at all! But the men accept him for his rough tough ways. And then when he dies he actually turns out to be half Treen. With Dare dead on a big stretcher Digby could go home - but too many of his friends, like that french guy and him with the glasses, have died in this stinking jungle, in space. So he walks back into it and leaves only his audio diary, recorded in a comedy northern accent.

It would tell the horrors of space war against a cunning and ruthless enemy who says things like "Haaaiiieee! Dare!", "Release the Zom" and "What is mercy O Commander?"

I always suspected it would come to this, Wyatt, you filthy individual.

I'm going to have the same problem with this that I have with Halo and the like:

"You look suspiciously like a TRAITOR to me, Judge Judas! BANG BANG! And you! And you and you and you! And what's this? A horde of traitorous SJS judges? Working for Cal no doubt - BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA. What does this 'Game Over' mean?"

not to mention those kneeling perps - "Saliva-expectorating SCUM! You'll never hock a loogie again - no matter WHAT the courts decide! Even if there were any. KABOOM."

Go to http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk for the interview we had to call 'Fist Me Shocker Of The Kid Mag Blood Fiend'.

Also - known pornographer Vic Fluro sounds off about comics of all kinds in the Art & Literature section 'Brown Wedge'.

Cheers -
Al

Link: http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk" target="_blank">Freaky Trigger

Go to http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk for the interview we had to call 'Fist Me Shocker Of The Kid Mag Blood Fiend'.

Also - known pornographer Vic Fluro sounds off about comics of all kinds in the Art & Literature section 'Brown Wedge'.

Cheers -
Al

Link: http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk" target="_blank">Freaky Trigger

The 'Hulk Straight' confusion comes from the 'Hulk Sissy! Hulk girl!' bit in Hulk Smash, by Ennis... not sure that the Hulk refutes these allegations or just goes mental, but the masculinity-proving vibe is there if not the actual quote...

...true believer!

-- Sadsack Stan

Hey! Maybe there were TWO Fargos. One was the Father of Justice and ruled wisely until 2051. Then Solomon takes over, but steps aside for Fargo's clone. But uh-oh! That crazy bloodline! He's all over the crack hoes and snorting ground-up Elvis remains. "I'm the Chief Judge dammit! I can put the King up my nose if it is my whim! DRAW dammit! For I am the best!" Pity he spent the last month in low gravity. So Goodman blows him away and takes over - after which, or even before which, they decide they really can't have another Fargo running around and name the latest batch of two after a random combination of three letters.

Wow! I bet I could write an american version of JD with this made-up knowledge. All based on nothing but this thread, mind you.