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I have never broken a bone ever, despite a liking for slightly dangerous sports, or been injured in any serious way.  In fact Ive not been in a hospital (for myself since I was about 6).....

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X-men was bollocks, though. That wasn't a movie, that was just an extended trailer for X-men 2. I didn't pay five quid to watch a f*cking movie trailer!

Thank you.  Thank You.  I cant say how much I hated that movie, from the openoing credits to the almost 1960's Omnitron device that will kill everyone.  Aaaaargh.  Its actually cheese of the highest order......

However, X-Men 2 is a quality film, which I enjoyed immensley I have to say.  

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Converse?!?

Probably look like these

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Link: Great Shoes here

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as sentiments go its OK.  The films are OK.  Maybe Im too old to hate it....

And lets be honest its Keanu's best role

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Name: Slips (my other name is well known)

Sex: Male

Age: 30's

Location: South coast of england, often Bournemouth

Height: 5'11" (Im a squat scotsman)

Eye colour: Brown

Hair colour: Brown (but has some blonde bits)

Occupation: IT Professional specialising in Microsoft software(yes its as dull as it sounds)

Political leaning: centre left

Hobbies/interests: Reading, Writing, computing, Sci Fi, Science, 2000ad (and not many other comics TBH)

Musical taste: everything anything dependent on if I like it or not

Three fave films: Angel heart, Ring (japanes version), blade runner

Any celebs you have the hots for:  Sigourney Weaver (dont know why dont ask), Kiera Knightley, Rachel Weiss  

Authors: Ian Banks, Alasdair Gray, Tony Parsons

Sports playing/watching: surfing, mountain biking, gym, football, snowboarding,

Fave item of clothing: Ripped faded jeans, surf shirt and my suit jacket.

Fave 2000ad character: Dante (but dredd, stront and nemesis run a close second)

Favourite holiday destination:  FLorida

Birthday/starsign: leo

Favourite colour: Brown and sky blue

Your three best personality traits:  honest forthright, kind  

Your three worst personality traits: Flirty, tactless and loud (normally involves sweaing)

A bit of advice on life: "do unto others as youd expect for yourself"

Being a little bit sophisticated Im not really into sharing a bathroom.  Either that or I smell, you choose (I know what youll choose anyway).  Id also like something with a free bar (or at least a late one).

Larf dont worry about being a first timer, some of them arent so bad and the trout aint that evil, he just pretends....

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and another Glasswell classic pitch.  Something like "Enema girls like venus too" or something....

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You see now I have some time.  I can book a room.....  or is that a mistake??

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I agree I do not want reprints in my prog....  adn as much as Charlies War is lauded, Im not its greatest fan....

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Definatley best meg this Month :)

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Stop it with this daring thing....

We'll have to ask wake to create a new catergory, X-Rated (Under 18s not allowed).  Oh Dear Max is under 18 isnt he....  I collapse in an implosion of Logic.

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[HEY FELLAS]

HEY FELLAS

2 women in catfight, did anyone bring the mud??

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or the updated version by Disposable hereos of hiphopracy

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Had a pass, threw up on Friday afternoon, so went to bed.  Just about recovered.  Big appologies to all who expected me....  

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Well I know Mr C and I know Jimbob.  So as long as I make an appearance thatll be OK....  Of course I have longer hair now.....  

Nearest NCP will be fine or similair.  I dont want to leave my Motor anywhere, I can walk or take a taxi from there.  Has anyone mentioned a time yet or am I daft and not noticed.  Ill be making my way from work so dont be surprised to see me booted and suited...  or something...

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