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So you liked it then, Wils?

Didn't it have Don Johnson in it?

Eight, you say?  This is worrying.  I suggest behaviour modification to steer him well away from the arts- before he starts taking the money right out of my wallet!

Doktor Eyebrows prescribes elctroshokk therapy three times a day.  And a book on crochet.

Cor!  That last one is great!  I reckon mini-bolt ought to do all your artistic chores from now on.

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Papua New Guinea- another track never out of my all time top ten.

Well come on- it's disgusting!  Bad enough that you let your dog crap right outside somebody's front door in the first place- but to then turn around and argue the toss about it is just asking for trouble.

I wanted to rub his nose in it too- but that felt like overkill...

Sorry- forgot to answer the question.

I hate having to kick the shit out of people who actually argue the toss with me when I catch them letting their dog take a dump on my doorstep.

Not got a bag?  Tough- put it in your pocket and piss off before I black your other eye...

It's not the dogs that piss me off so much as the fucking ignorant pieces of shit that let their dogs crap outside your house as though it's a God given right that really get under my skin.

Your dog is a beast of the field and doesn't know any better- what's your excuse, you filty, idle bastard?  Oh wait... I see...

Unholy footwear!  Can you imagine trying to break the buggers in?

...Clogs...

Shut up, you red bastard!

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"Freaky Simon Spurier picture! "


Is there any other kind?

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Which sucks.  On Grant Morrisson's run on JLA, there was a line delivered by the Sandman to Kyle Raynor about Kyle feeling that he'd never measure up to Hal Jordan.  The Sandman told him that he should worry less (or something like that), as he would eventually "surpass" Jordan.

I liked the way that the Sandman seemed to be speaking with insider info and hoped that Jordan would stick it out in his role as The Spectre, leaving Raynor to become the best Green Lantern ever.

I know it's not real, but sometimes I just wish writers would play with the hand that they've been dealt a bit more instead of saying "sod this, new deck please!"

Truth be told, I wouldn't have even brought Jordan in as the Spectre.  He went mad, bad, killed people and eventually redeemed himself by offering his own life to save the world- and that should've been that*.

I've not read GL for a few years now, but I've no doubt that not only did they somehow undo the fact that he killed all those people (including the entire GL Corps), but that his entire bad guy/death/Spectre thing was an elaborate ruse to foil some mighty enemy.

Pffft...



*but it's ok to bring back Johnny Alpha  ;)

Funny as it was the first time (and even my Mum laughed), repetition weakens it.  Isn't it about time you dragged out your crappy 'Disco Hitler' again as well?

Lucky for you I'm too busy to retaliate properly.  Needless to say, Stan Boardman is ever your superior...

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