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#6391
General / Re: Who's going to uni next year?....
21 October, 2003, 08:18:57 PM
"Yup, and last I tried I couldn't get an employment lawyer at ?5 per hour on 24 hour call-out. Why shouldn't builders be paid the same as employment lawyers?"

No, I doubt I could get an employment lawyer at ?5 per hour on 24 hour call out either.  I'd more than likely pay the same as I would for a plumber- the only difference being that I wouldn't have to wait two weeks for him to turn up, he'd stick to his appointment and he wouldn't cancel at the last minute (or indeed, refuse the job at all) because I only wanted a radiator moving and not my entire boiler overhauling.

The fact is, we do need more plumbers.  I've got a plumber living over the road.  When my boiler packed up two years ago- he fell all over himself to replace it.  When I needed a radiator moving a couple of months ago, could I get him in?  Could I fuck.  Could I get anybody else?  Eventually, yes- but not before numerous cancellations and pissing about.

Same goes for the leaky roof that I had.  No less than eight different roofers said they'd come and have a look, with only two actually doing so and with only one (eventually) coming round to do the work.

The whole argument of more plumbers bringing down plumbers' salaries is laughable.  I'll pay a plumber what he asks for because he's providing me with a skill I don't have myself.  If I've got no hot water in the middle of winter and he's willing to come out in the middle of the night to fix the problem- he's earned his money.  I just want the fucker to turn up and do the job.

Any lawyer I've ever had to use has been on the case from the get go.  In the highly unlikely event that he told me I'd have to wait for three weeks before he could even see me, I'd just go elsewhere.  You can't do that with plumbers because they're rarer than rocking horse shit.

#6392
General / Re: Ruggah world cup.
18 October, 2003, 11:42:35 PM
Martin Johnson went to school with me you know.  

Of course, nobody ever believes him when he tells them that.

;)
#6393
Links / Re: FAO: Gun nuts. You know who yo...
19 October, 2003, 12:51:46 AM
Give it time- he's probably not online...
#6394
Links / Re: FAO: Gun nuts. You know who yo...
18 October, 2003, 11:46:44 PM
Fucking Hell!  Now *that* is a gun...
#6395
Off Topic / Re: Timely healthcare news...........
21 October, 2003, 08:22:41 PM
Yeah- didn't want to be the one to point *that* out.  Although pots and kettles sprang to mind as well.

;)
#6396
General / Re: Unforgiven
18 October, 2003, 05:45:11 PM
Caught the tail end of Unforgiven last night- great stuff.  I like it when I see an old movie again for the first time in years and find that it hasn't dated (rarely happens).

Best line:

"You shot an unarmed man!"

"Then he should have armed himself."

Class.
#6397
Off Topic / Re: Dido rant!
16 October, 2003, 05:42:41 PM
So is it just me- or has he indeed been at the pies again?
#6398
Off Topic / Re: Dido rant!
16 October, 2003, 05:13:37 PM
And isn't that the guy who plays 'Angel' in the video?  What's up with him?  Big wooly hair and looking like he definately ate all the pies.

You'd think that for the limited life of a TV series, he'd at least pretend to keep in shape and look like he hasn't aged a day (immortal vampire for those who don't watch it).

The fat git looks even more out of shape than me...
#6399
Suggestions / Re: Photo-real Caballistics story ...
16 October, 2003, 06:31:48 PM
Well you know- there's an exception to *every* rule.

SHAKARA!

Brilliant...
#6400
Suggestions / Re: Photo-real Caballistics story ...
16 October, 2003, 05:15:22 PM
You're a moon faced loon.
#6401
General / Re: Christianity fucked
22 October, 2003, 02:11:12 AM
But Bou- how can you possibly tell?  A dog will f*ck *anything*...

;)
#6402
General / Re: Christianity fucked
17 October, 2003, 12:59:00 AM
Predictable by name, predictable by nature...
#6403
General / Re: Christianity fucked
16 October, 2003, 12:52:11 AM
long pigs- yummy...
#6404
General / Re: Christianity fucked
16 October, 2003, 12:51:06 AM
"You either believe that what is in the bible is the Word of god, plain and simple, or you do not."

Are you sure?  That sort of thinking sounds dangerously close to approaching the argument from a point of view of being totally right.  How can I reason with that?

;)
#6405
General / Re: Christianity fucked
16 October, 2003, 12:39:36 AM
"...the more i could see it was complete tosh.
I don't mind reasoned, informed, polite, debate about the subject. But that, usually, is not possible with a Christian. They are approaching the arguement from a point of view of being totally right, with an infallible sourch, how can you reason with that?"

I'll see if you can work out the irony of your comments on your own.  I'll also give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you confused the thinking of a fundamentalist with that of your average Christian...


Braver man than me, Dud!  Did you submit your sketch and if so, what kind of reaction did you get?

Matt