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Messages - Matt Timson

#6406
General / Re: Christianity fucked
15 October, 2003, 10:00:44 PM
"Doesn't stop me from saying that I think God doesn't exist or that religion is a crock, but it does stop me from saying "If you believe in Jesus you're a wanker"."

Which to be honest is really the crux of the matter.  I've bored people with the following plenty of times- but this is probably your first sitting:

My real irritation, irrespective of whatever religion you believe in, is that Christianity is targetted as an easy piss-take.  Not too many years ago, you'd be in trouble for it, so when people did it- it was regarded as being a bit risque.  A bit alternative.  A bit "Oooh, look at me- I just dissed the establishment".

These days, it's old hat- an easy target and a well worn joke.  People that take the piss out of Christianity are far less likely to take the piss out of Islam (for example) as it can involve *real* consequences for them.  In my area, you'd probably lose your job over it (which isn't necessarily a bad thing either).

Anyway- as you say, everybody is free to choose what they do or don't believe in.  As far as I'm concerned, all that really matters is not offending people's beliefs- you f*cking Godless heathen...

;)

#6407
General / Re: Christianity fucked
15 October, 2003, 08:21:47 PM
Well I guess that all depends on whether or not I'm smelling sarcasm, young man...

And I'm a good man in any case.
#6408
General / Re: Christianity fucked
15 October, 2003, 08:10:59 PM
I dunno- it seems like every couple of weeks, some comedy genius wants to start yet another religion thread.  The views range from the dizzying heights of a few well thought out observations (see former mortal enemy: Dud), to some skull crunchingly unfunny 'jokes' by the same sad fools *desperate* to share their 'out there' comedy musings with us*.

Matt

*Not you Logan- at least you actually bother to source the funny stuff.
#6409
General / Re: nineties frauds
14 October, 2003, 06:53:22 PM
Sorry- I'm with Jamie and Odders on Blur.

Poor old Oasis Quo- evolve or die...
#6410
Prog / Re: 1362
13 October, 2003, 07:22:39 PM
Shut up, you old woman...

;)
#6411
Prog / 1362
13 October, 2003, 04:25:11 PM
I dunno, maybe I'm just getting old, but...

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That whole bit in Dredd this week- with the kid's head coming off.  I dunno- it just seemed a bit... much.

I know it's probably a bit silly, but it wouldn't have seemed nearly so bad had it been an adult.  I totally got that it had to be a pretty recognisable wound so that we knew it was the same character later on (and the floating head bit *did* look pretty creepy)- but it was still a bit visually harsh in my book- and I've drawn some disturbing stuff in my time!

Anybody else- or am I just being an old woman this morning?

Matt
#6412
Website and Forum / Re: How Low Can You Go?
13 October, 2003, 04:58:42 PM
Level five?  Does that mean I have to sit with all the goths?

Pfff...
#6413
General / Re: Best music video EVER............
10 October, 2003, 10:34:09 PM
"(Love Cats? or is that Inbetween Days)"

Inbetween Days.
#6414
General / Re: Best music video EVER............
10 October, 2003, 09:04:42 PM
Beastie Boys- I thought that was "Sabotage".  "Camoflage" is some crappy country and western type thing, surely?!?

Excellent video to an excellent track either way.



Matt
#6415
General / Re: Winterfest v Dreddcon............
10 October, 2003, 08:56:36 PM
Hmmm... Well that's definately three people that I actually like going to Winterfest.  And there will be drinking the night before...

Emergency liver on stand by...
#6416
General / Winterfest v Dreddcon
10 October, 2003, 03:54:23 PM
It's like this- I can go to one or the other.  Being not unlike yer common sheep- I'd like to know what the rest of you are doing.

One or the other, both or neither.  And whether or not you'll be up for a few jars the night before.

Cheers-

Matt
#6417
Other Reviews / Re: Billoy the Cat
10 October, 2003, 02:26:35 AM
Ditto.
#6418
Help! / Re: I need clothes
09 October, 2003, 11:47:03 PM
Get yourself a black leather jacket and trousers and then poke your eye out- hey presto- it's the Terminator!

Or you could turn up naked and say that you're the Terminator when he first arrives.

Failing that, you can wear a mac and say you've decided to dress up as John Constantine.

Don't bother trying to be creative- you'll only arrive at the party to find that most people haven't bothered anyway...

#6419
Suggestions / Re: Judge Dredd casting suggestion...
09 October, 2003, 11:50:25 PM
Surely Robert Patrick is the only person hunky enough to play Dredd?  That gravelly voice, the manly chin- need I say any more...?

;)
#6420
One more outburst like that, Mr Machine, and you will find yourself in contempt of this court.