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Messages - Matt Timson

#6421
Off Topic / Re: has my bird lost the plot or w...
09 October, 2003, 09:05:49 PM
That's nothing- I totally smack my bitch up and tell her to get on with the ironing.

The fact that she hits harder than me and that I actually do all the ironing in our house is neither here nor there...
#6422
Off Topic / Re: has my bird lost the plot or w...
09 October, 2003, 07:48:19 PM
"listen the sexist shite here is a bit wierd here sometimes, but i'd rather guys were open & acting normal rather than pretending to be PC, at least then the likes of me can give them a hard time about it up front. Girls can be sexist too you know."

I couldn't agree more.  I'm pretty sure that most of us know the difference between having a bit of a laugh and saying something totally unnaceptable.

Political Correctness can be mind numbingly tedious at times...
#6423
General / Re: 2000 AD announces Dreddcon 4!...
07 October, 2003, 02:16:28 AM
Well it's about time too!
#6424
Off Topic / Re: Alien Predator
07 October, 2003, 02:04:38 AM
Not mine.  Although it's been a close call every now and then...

;)
#6425
General / Re: Derren Brown: Unscientific sur...
06 October, 2003, 08:28:19 PM
This is true and does make him slightly less irritating.

I still wouldn't play cards with him, mind...
#6426
General / Re: Derren Brown: Unscientific sur...
06 October, 2003, 06:45:46 PM
Either way, there was never any possibility of actually seeing the annoying bastard blow his brains out as the show went out with small time delay.  Just in case.

Get him in that box with Blaine and have them fight to the death- a win/win scenario...
#6427
Off Topic / Re: Pitching at winterfest...........
04 October, 2003, 12:55:13 AM
Not me- I'll be off to one side with my bic biro casing, firing little spit balls at you to put you off.

Because I'm mean.
#6428
General / Re: Does anyone love me?
04 October, 2003, 12:17:47 AM
Fear the squid.



FEAR it.
#6429
Off Topic / Re: Terminator in apology mode.......
06 October, 2003, 07:11:35 PM
I bet you it doesn't.
#6430
Off Topic / Re: Terminator in apology mode.......
06 October, 2003, 04:00:10 PM
No way.  I'll be keeping silent until the offender wakes up to the fact that he has the ugliest icon in the history of everything ever.

Ugh...

Gary- stand facing the corner immediately.  Your musical 'taste' must be punished...
#6431
Off Topic / Re: Terminator in apology mode.......
04 October, 2003, 12:50:19 AM
I'm glad you changed your icon, Dud- I really hated that other one.

Just one more boarder to change their icon and mine eye will no longer be offended...
#6432
Off Topic / Re: Terminator in apology mode.......
04 October, 2003, 12:12:51 AM
I really only wanted to make the 'raw deal' gag- but it seems to be lost- LOST -on all of you...
#6433
Off Topic / Terminator in apology mode.
03 October, 2003, 04:34:48 PM
Poor old Arnie!  All he wants to do is be Governer of California, but he has to stand up on national TV and pretend to be sorry about groping a few women- just to be in with a half decent chance.

I say the past is the past.  Leave him alone and stop giving him a raw deal...
#6434
General / Re: Shedcon II
03 October, 2003, 03:10:32 PM
Make your minds up you silly twats!  The other great thing about Nazi train travel is that once you buy your ticket- you've *bought* your ticket- and that's the end of it.  I nearly bought mine yesterday and would have been most dischuffed to find that the date was to be changed...

grmbl...mttr..suvvunpuffs...

BAH!
#6435
General / Re: Shedcon II
02 October, 2003, 12:20:04 AM
70 quid by train- just because it's a friday?!?

f*ck off midland mainline- and take your perpetually late and overcrowded trains with you...

Pfff.