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"If you have floppy hair and appear in 20-30% of all tv shows aired, yes, you probably can. Otherwise no."


...In other words:  free to those who can afford it and very expensive to those who can't (please excuse the clumsy Withnail Crib)...

Rich getting richer...blah...blah...blather...

He used to own his own comic shop- anybody know if he still does?

Clearly, Carlos doesn't count as he has every right!  As for the biz- heavens- who on EARTH could refer to such a mega-talent as a "narcissistic munce head"?!?  Not me- uh uh, no way...

I was only kidding anyway.  Mostly.  I think it's just jealousy really- anything to bring the man down ten pegs or so- by fair means or foul!

Especially foul.

And no, your Royal Troutness- my eyebrows are pretty normal.  Although actually, they're starting to go a bit blonde for some reason, which makes me look like a bit of a twat- what with my dark hair and all that, but otherwise...

No hairy palms either, before you start!

*snff*  Is that blood I smell...?

Cheers all.  I tried to do the characters in my own style, but as I'm sure you'll all agree, there are one or two characters that mortal man just shouldn't be messing around with, and have therefore ended up looking like I cut them out of an old prog!

It's not quite that bad, but I just felt that if I started taking too many liberties, I'd end up drawing Dredd without his helmet on or something before I knew what was going on- and what kind of narcissistic munce head would be caught dead doing that?!?

Obviously, I can't tell you which characters I'm talking about as Robin has sworn me to secrecy and he knows where I live- but you'll know what I'm talking about when you see them...

Cheers-

Matt.  Or Johnny- whichever confuses you less.

Ahhhhh!  I SEE!

Sadly, THAT is a "made" bed in this house...

as long as its not Tracey Em-wotsits, you should be ok.

Um...  I don't get it...?

I look like an unmade bed...

Oh Cursed is the day my friends decided to marry.  Especially cursed is the day they chose- December the sodding fourteenth- DAMN THEIR EYES!!

Ok- I admit to pretty much having slept through the entire nineties- would somebody like to tell me how the whole Rogue/Friday/Tor Cyan thing fits together please?

Come on you Royal Fishiness- this one sounds right up your street...!

"...is at least better than the Spiderman in Belfast effort from about 10 years ago. Anyone remember that. A line from that reads 'We are the Red Hand Commandos for the IRA' as a terrorist attacks something. sheeesh!"

Yeah- but what about the ending of that story:

"Don't be a fool, Dunn!"

"I'm no fool- I'm an Irishman!"  Cue bomb exploding in said Irishman's face as he attempts to pry it loose from spidey's webbing...

And there was me thinking that you couldn't make stuff like that up!

"Wherdle - eh - nerr, wherdle - eh - nerr, wherdle - eh - neh - nenerr!"

For a second I was all like thinking- "what the buggery f*ck is this idiot going on about!?!".  Then the penny dropped- absolute class!!!

Is that as in "John Cassaday Is Dead" ?

Or John Cassavettes even.  Good story that.

Oooh- that's nice isn't it?

Yeah it was cool.  Didn't Larry Stroman do the art for a while?  Cartoon you say?  As if working from home wasn't difficult enough...

Ron Pearlman.  Yeah- I can see that- isn't he getting a bit on the porky side though?