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Ears and nose.

The Shining in 30 secs- genius.

Reminders me of some cartoon shorts screened late night years ago where childlike drawing on foolscape paper was animated to segments of original soundtrack.

IIRC there were scenes from On The Waterfront and Empire Strikes Back.

B.

(I'll take this to the other thread..)

"You couldn't win an egg and spoon race Eric"

"..Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

"Who be puttin the coals out on my rug"

++ I actually like that movie for some bizzare reason..... ++

Ssshhh.. not too loud ;)

"I thought you'd be bigger"

When they make you fill in the forms for immigration on flights to the US and you get a question like "Have you at any time been a member of the Nazi party between the years 1933 and 1945?"

NASA space program.. Dr. Strangelove?

LOL

Hey look JEB, just because I aspire to being King Rat of the Costa Del Dickhead and run a tacky bar called 'Biggest Ben on the beach front' doesn't mean if ever get round to living the dream that I want a TV crew following me round whilst I bad-mouth the local competition, argue in poor spanish with civil officials and poison a coach load of pensioners with under cooked omelettes.

I can do all of that without having to be mid week viewing fodder for the couch potatoes back home ;p

I don't get all those reality TV progs that show red faced families from Britain trying desperately to start a new life on the Costa Del Dickhead running tacky bars called 'Big Ben' serving all day breakfasts to similarly red faced British holiday makers.

ii Que passa ahi !!

Happy Birthday Slips!!


B.

++ & now i'm more depressed... ++

Come on Bou, give it up fer a second and re-read your last post.

From what I can see all those experiences have marked you out as a fighter and not someone prone to lounging around in their own self pity.

Chin up, tomorrow is another day ;)


B.

++ Was offered ?5K to marry a Hong Kong girl so she could get citizenship before the handover ++

That's three grand more than I was offered to marry a (very attractive) Brazilian woman who is the close friend of a friend's girlfriend.

Turns out that she is trying to retain custody of her son and raise him here in the UK but the estranged father, a Britain wants to take the boy off her and have her kicked out the country.

I've told her that the money would be better spent on solicitors fees and that marrying me would cause more problems in the long run than it would solve.

(lol Petemask)

Buenos dias Garyp.


B.

Well I had pictured Travolta as quite a convincing Comedian- Arrggghh no, we're doing it again  (:0

We've been down this road before with the Hellblazer threads..

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 The one, the *only* John Constantine.