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Hi Jock!

Love your work, sorry to hear your inbox is being filled with this drivel!

Pete.

P.S. Where's me Commission? :P

[Hooray!]

Hooray! It's not just me then!

Perhaps GRennie can write a Dredd story about us! :)

As far as I know there have been no announcements from Rebellion. However, Pete takes a deep breath 'cos he's about to fess up something really embarrassing that he'll undoubtedly regret, being an immature, geeky nerd, when I'm playing other games I often pretend it stars a 2000ad character!

Examples you say? Well, Prince of Persia, that was Nikolai Dante! Crysis? Nah, I was an amazing Mandroid game! Timeshift? Don't make me laugh, I was Jonny Alpha throwing my time bombs about.

Anymore, or am I the only saddo?

Brilliant! Thanks Adventurer!

By the way, is there something about Aliens too?

Just what it says on the tin. Unlike some of you I do enjoy the strip but I'm a bit confused about where it is at the moment, namely clones, aliens and Kal Kutter. Can some kindly boarder give me a potted history?

I had the misfortune of having BBC News 24 on over lunch today as the newsreaders spent a whole fucking hour describing smoke! Then cutting to other journalists who went into more details about, you guessed it, smoke! Honestly, 24 hour news is just desperate.

I know they look terrible but I want to have a go at making one of those montage pictures that are made out of loads of other photos. I'm sure someone mentioned either a plugin for photoshop or a freeware program that does it.

There's a tasteless example of what I mean below, anyone know where I can find someting to let me do this?http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=AqzxH648owc7sLadyBm98kFWBQx./SIG=12353jqhn/**http%3A//www.clamormagazine.org/issues/28/images/cover28_big.jpg">

I'm playing this at the minute and, despite blatently ripping off Half Life many, many times, it's really rather cool.

In the game you have a funky suit that can slow down, stop, or even reverse time. Stopping time, running up to a soldier, snatching his gun then re-starting time for the bewildered soldier is a hoot. Also, if there's two enemies, it's funny to stop time, smash one's brains in, then hide and start time up again. His mate will be totally confused!

The graphics are ace, the physics and explosions lovely and the gameplay cool. Give it a go if you get the chance!http://z.about.com/d/compactiongames/1/7/a/O/timeshift048.jpg">

[Cringe worthy Slop Alert!]

My Christmas tree includes a Superman bauble.

It's horrible and I love it.

Cringe worthy Slop Alert! - Every year, me and Mrs Pete go away on a romantic/saucy weekend somewhere and make it a part of the trip to find a Christmas decoration for the tree. The plan is, when were old and grey, we'll be able to look at our Chimbo Tree and reminisce about our lovely weekends. That's assuming none of use get Alzheimer's of course! End of cringe worthy slop!

I really loved this cover, and Richard Dolen's work in general.http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/658.jpg">

"You can't say crap on the radio."

That reminds me, I was always flabberghasted that "Unbelievable" by EMF had the line:

"What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck waaaas that?" repeatedly running through it and no one at the BBC or local radio seemed to notice. Listen up next time you have the misfortune to hear it!

I call them the Arnies because they have a slight resemblence to Arnie Schwarzenegger.

Surely one looks like Arnie and the other Danny Devito?

Going back to the Angel Gang. I reckon a much better way of bringing them back would have been to let the Judge Child shitbag resurect them (like he did with Mean) for the purposes of punishing them. There's no reason why the Judges would of known about it and this would have made the little baldy fella seem even more twisted and evil.

Their return could have been an event other than a terrible one parter!

Speaking of which, I got this lovely piece at the weekend. I'm chuffed 'cos I live in Washington, woohoo!http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_7767/subcat_36527/sindex.jpg">

Mean Machine, in for a service.http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_7767/subcat_36527/mean.jpg">