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Ooooh....theres a double bill of the original Day of the Dead and Zombie Flesh Eaters at the Dancehouse Theatre in manchester next wednesday!....might just go to that, prizes for the most smartly dressed zombie!

Before Blacks, Muslims and Eastern Europeans arrived in Ireland the two despised minority groups were knackers and Italians. We've come a long way.

You left out the English

Everybody hates the English. Even the English. Why do you think there is so much dross in the media?

I'm English and the only people I hate are far-right wankers/racists, religious extremists (of any denomination) and certain Corporate Wankers who would happily take profit from destroying peoples lives, and the Environment!

Cheers

So most corporate organisations then? Yes, I'm looking at you nestle!

Before Blacks, Muslims and Eastern Europeans arrived in Ireland the two despised minority groups were knackers and Italians. We've come a long way.

You left out the English

Everybody hates the English. Even the English. Why do you think there is so much dross in the media?

Campbell's Scottish isn't it?

A more important political point - when are they going to stop selling fireworks to the general public in the middle of October?
Some twat is setting them off right outside and my cat is freaking out.

People will set off a firework for any old reason these days. The charm has vanished with commercialisation of the novelty.

Jim is Scottish, elderly, currently sober and a Sisters Of Mercy fan, so I'd say his short temper is both to be expected and the least of his problems.

He's a Scotch?! Mr. Clements. We can not allow this blatant abuse of forum free entry policies!

SBT, you honestly the first person I've ever heard have anything bad to say about Prisoners of Time! I thinks its been a right good little series. Now, I vastly preferred Hunters of the Burning Stone as a celebration, but PoT hasn't been a bad run from IDW.

Politics in action.

I want another sequel so I can go to the cinema and ask "Four for Thor Three 3d at Four, please?"

Go home, Mr.Tips, you are drunk!

OK. Nice little money saver for me, i'll get that instead of the separate trades. Thanks chaps.

Has anyone got Button Man: Get Harry Ex yet? What exactly is in it? All four BM books?

Im a whiffy, odour rife teenager. Its not the time scale but the scent that I worry about.

I normally tackle such situations by calling them out for the absolute b*ll*x that they are.  Not in a horrible way but just by pointing out how untrue it is. 

I felt like a nob, because they've both worked long and hard enough to deserve every penny they have coming to them over the next twenty years of doing whatever they please, but facts is facts.

Nobody likes a person who is right.

FIFY

Well, this particular human is crying because its dentist can't see it until November the 13th, by which time its head will probably be nothing more than a large ball of crusty pus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfpJD4nMnk

WARNING! Video WILL induce great vomiting.

Naturaly Dredd has the most romantic scene of all. Such a passionate Glaswegian kiss.

"Schnitzel von Krumm
with a very low tum,
Bitzer Maloney
all skinny and bony,
Muffin McClay
like a bundle of hay,
Bottomley Potts
covered in spots,
Hercules Morse
as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary
from Donaldson's Dairy"

Wonderful. Very clever fluid.

Not read The Whale and the Snail or The Monkey Puzzle. I'll them that to the christmas list for the little 'uns.