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Went to the zoo, it was rubbish. Only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Exciting news and probably a lot easier to market to a US audience.

There are two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

t's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

My favourite Dwayne Johnson film of the year so far is .

That's a phrase I didn't think anyone would ever utter.

That is a perfectly elegant and simple solution Tjm.

*Get Downing St. on the line!*

Big Trouble in Little Meg One.
Fast Times at the Academy of Law.
Rex Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I think it's a good idea that Trump is spending the weekend in Scotland. The Scots are such a calm and easy going sort. He'll have no trouble there, I'm sure. 

Definitely, P.J. Maybe

Very sad news about Peter Firmin. Clangers and Bagpuss are some of my earliest television memories. RIP.

Very sad news about Ellison. His books certainly left a stamp on my youth. RIP.

That didn't work out so well for the boys of the Dwarf.

The new companion keeps banging on about being a Baldwin. Whatever that means.

I've been reading all of my old posts (helpfully organised in my profile) and it's a strange mixture of complimenting peoples work, posting art, and aggressively arguing about random things. It's quite surprising if not terribly insightful looking at everything I have ever posted here in isolation.

I need to either calm down the arguments or increase the hostility in the compliments to bring some kind of consistency.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Sorry to hear about your mum Sharkie. Hope she gets better soon. Take care.