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Try this. The first game is my personal favourite purely for the "South Park" feel to it.

Link: http://www.canal96.com/michael/?id=63747" target="_blank">Ignorant...you are just...so...ignorant.

See if you can keep a straight face next time you go shopping...http://www.bold2in1.com/en_UK/home/images/ukbws_logo.gif">

He, he. Oh I like that DXB, I'll say you da man if I may be so bold.

A fiver DD!!?? I'd hope they have the free gifts with them for that price.

["it was and always has been a one of the great originals as far as future shocks go."]

"it was and always has been a one of the great originals as far as future shocks go."

Not if you've seen the pilot episode of the Twilight Zone "Where Is Everybody?" from 1959.

["That's fightin' talk where I come from, boy!"]

"That's fightin' talk where I come from, boy!"

Really? That's one of my best chat-up lines. No wonder I'm single with two permanent black eyes.

...I'm dancin'

Or I could have went with...

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I'm askin'...

WELL P*SS OFF THEN!http://www.paulgross.org/images/youngones.jpg">

You askin' Troutmask?

["Who said I'll be your queen ? I am the mighty queen who needeeth no king"]

"Who said I'll be your queen ? I am the mighty queen who needeeth no king"

From the sound of it Troutmask is a Queen as well as a King. Well he said he lays on naked men anyway.

["I'm quite willing to lay on naked dancing men as well"]

"I'm quite willing to lay on naked dancing men as well"

Wow! You are desperate for votes aren't you King Troutmask http://www.googida.com/photofune/Animation/Gif/fbf.gif">

I don't see why you all need a leader anyway, you should rejoice in your individuality like me and the rest of my friends.

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Begun this clown war has...

Can I come with you Trouty?

Crikey, it seems even slower when linked. Here is the URL for it and the Online strip seeing as how that seems a bit iffy as well...

http://www.largecow.demon.co.uk/

http://www.artie.com/comix/calculus2.htm