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#256
Full disclosure - this was originally started for September/October's "Whatever Happened To...?" competition but I missed the submission deadline. It's been heavily reworked since then.

The Long Dead

Death, thought Fludd, was a lot like life - long, lonely, and tedious.

Unable to return to the human Land of the Dead, he whiled away the centuries welcoming the recently deceased of other worlds, as his mentor Root had greeted him when he died, and guiding them to the Light Sphere. Some of the more advanced spacefaring aliens brought him news of Earth, and he was able to piece together the history of his homeworld since his death. After rejecting immortality, mankind had returned to their decadent and violent ways: war, environmental destruction, numerous failed attempts at galactic conquest followed by a return to Earthbound isolation, more war, and finally self-annihilation.

He spent aeons traversing the Dead Spheres, searching for a race close enough to human for him to follow into the Light Sphere, since whatever deity controlled this cold, unfeeling universe had seen fit to bar Limbo Wraiths from their own respective Valhallas. A species of spindly, moth-like creatures with great gossamer wings and trifurcated beaks had told him of a race of ugly bipeds with their eyes in their heads and their skeletons on the inside which looked like just him, but by the time he'd found their Limbo World they were gone.

Indeed, people of any species were becoming rare, as the mortal sphere grew old, the wheeling of the galaxies slowed and the suns guttered and died. Eventually they stopped coming - stopped dying, stopped living, stopped being born - and he came to accept that he was not just the last of his kind, but the last of any kind.

Resigned to eternal solitude, he constructed a home from the stuff of his mind, as Armad the Outsider had shown him. He tried to recreate palaces, sculptures, the landscapes of Earth, but his memory of the mortal world had faded, and the shapes all came out wrong. He tore everything down and started over, but again his mental architecture began to contort and distend, and he realised that his creations were reflecting his own insanity, just as Armad had warned.

Armad and the other Wraiths were long gone. Most were devoured in the war against the demons, but a lucky few had managed to find a duplicate race and sneak into heaven while the cosmic overseer's back was turned. Where was the petty little bureaucrat, Fludd wondered, and spent the next million lifetimes scouring the Spheres again, hoping to find Him and ask Him why he alone was trapped here. He found no trace. Maybe He had left before Fludd died, if he had ever existed. Or had he met Him, unknowingly, on his travels? He could have been Root, for all Fludd knew. Or maybe He was Fludd. He might as well be; God, alone in His Heaven. He laughed at the idea, the first time he had laughed in a hundred billion centuries, and sat down upon His holy behind to wait for the end of time.
#257
How long do we have?
#258
Prog / Re: Prog 1936 - Damnation Army
20 June, 2015, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Banners on 20 June, 2015, 05:48:07 PM
Is that Comic Sans in Outlier...?

God, I think you're right. I did think the sound effects were a bit rubbish but I didn't spot that one.
#259
Prog / Re: Prog 1936 - Damnation Army
20 June, 2015, 01:37:36 PM
I like both versions but I don't see why it needed changing - if it was to avoid comparisons with Garth Ennis comics then they've failed:



Re. Damage Report, any Empire readers care to tell us in what context they mentioned Slaine?
#260
Pirates of Pangaea!

Quote from: Drinking Problem on 17 June, 2015, 11:16:37 AM
Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind

I've been thinking about getting Nausicaa for my cousin but at age 10 I guess she might be just a little young for it. She is a damn smart 10 year old though...
#261
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 30 May, 2015, 05:21:13 PM
Excuse the double post. Here's a lazy Saturday doodle and one by my daughter.  ;)



I love both of these - Dredd played by Brian Thompson and Shane McGowan.
#262
Games / Re: Proudest gaming achievement
23 May, 2015, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 May, 2015, 02:09:41 PM
I thought it was one of the Quake games, but Google image search doesn't help - the big boss was a huge demon thing that rose up from below you and had to be attacked from a high gallery running around the inside of a big square factory-type building.

Sounds like Chthon, the boss from Quake's first episode. I always thought it was a shame the other three episodes didn't have bosses, and Shub-Niggurath was a bit of an anti-climax - first time I beat her I didn't even know how I'd done it.

Somewhere in my parents' attic there's a photo of a twelve-year old me next to a TV displaying the ending screen of Cool Spot - we never did send it off for the prize draw...

But my proudest gaming achievement is a vicarious one - one summer while my brother and I were home from uni, we dusted off the Master System and finally completed Alex Kidd in Miracle World, The Ninja and Wonder-Boy: The Dragon's Trap. I say we; I was just spectating really.
#263
Prog / Re: Prog 1928 - Adding local Colour
16 May, 2015, 08:30:37 PM
Catching up on my prog backlog... This one in particular is a bit of a corker. Top thrill for me is Strontium Dog, with Alpha rediscovering his mojo. New Life was great but I can't help feeling a bit disappointed that it was all basically foreplay. I always look forward to Grey Area - even in a fairly uneventful installment you get a killer line like "put him down now or they'll be extracting my boot from your rectal cavity with a speculum and a team of huskies."
#264
Cutting enough violence to show it before the watershed while keeping the story intact would be tricky. I'd quite like to see a version censored for language though, with all the effing and blinding  replaced with stomms and drokks.
#265
Books & Comics / Re: The Daily ZARJAZ!
03 May, 2015, 01:13:21 PM
How am I only just discovering this now? When I Say Jimp was a bloody triumph, and I'm loving the new story too.
#266
I really wanted to enter but my brain refused to cooperate...

1st: The Legendary Shark - Blade Runner - The 2000th Cut
2nd: Zippo Creed - When The Chimes End
3rd: Bad City Blue - Avengers 1.1
#267
I missed the "fist of Dredd" announcement but the shout-out to 2000 AD before the film was a nice touch. It took all my willpower not to watch the whole movie (I'm showing it to a friend next weekend) - it's one of those films - like Predator or The Thing - which are almost impossible to switch off.
#268
General / Re: APRIL ART COMP - VOTING THREAD
29 April, 2015, 10:09:46 PM
I always struggle to vote, the standard is so high...

1st: Andy Lambert - Damp Justice
2nd: Darren Stephens & The Legendary Shark - Tharg's Time Twisting FPRG
3rd: IAMTHESYSTEM - Robo Hunter

HMs:
Bad City Blue & Darren Stephens - That's S-L-A-Y-E-D to You
RaggedMan - Newspaper Strips
James Newell - Mean Machine
Bhuna & Jimmy Baker's Assistant - Zenith the Movie
Dash Decent3 - It's pronounced "Slaine"

If we could give out more than 5 HMs I'd give them to Banners and Philtactics too, but we can't, so I won't. Sorry!
#269
No problems here.
#270
General / Re: JAN/FEB SHORT STORY RESULTS & PRIZES!
20 March, 2015, 08:12:04 PM
Yes!

Quote from: Minkyboy on 03 March, 2015, 01:33:42 PM
2. Grugz - Woad you believe it? Made me laugh the loudest!

For what it's worth, I really liked your idea but there wasn't enough Dirty Frank in it. Then again, what story wouldn't benefit from a bit more Dirty Frank?