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Nikolai was up to his usual tricks. Sex sex sex...

Nikolai
(admiring a beautiful girl)
The last time I saw a pair like that, it was in a fruit market. *(Pear you see if you didn't get the joke)

Women
Oh Mr Dante, you are wicked!

Nikolai
Carnal sin is my crime baby! Punish me! The name's Dante, Nikolai Dante. But you can call me Nik.

Woman
And you certainly have nicked my heart! Give it back handsome!

Nikolai
Heart to heart is how I like it ma'am. I also like my pubic hair toasted by the fire so burn me!

Woman
Oh you say such dirty things!

Nikolai
I always try to speak in sexual terms. Did you know your eyes are the shape of my testicles?

Woman
Oh you are full of spunk! *(as in courage, you dirty lot!)

Nikolai
I never make mistakes. The only cock ups I ever have, girls adore.

Woman
Oh! More please!

Nikolai
Willy, titty, my name's Nick...too hard to kill and  with an even harder prick.

Woman
Oh a divine poet! Come to me!

Nikolai
(looks down at his trousers)
It looks like I already have!

They get down to the horizontal fox trot.

Dredd comes in.

Dredd
Dante, you are under arrest!

Nikolai
Eh?

Dredd
For crimes against clean comic writing and repeated use of of willy, titty, pubic, balls, dicks, whips, cock, knob, screw, and of course pussy. Though enough of scojo's cat.

Dante,
F**K!

Dredd
Yes, I forget that one too.

Dredd pulls him off the woman.

Dante
I am Russia's greatest lover you know! You can't do this to me!

Dredd
Well I'm Mega City One's greatest celibate, but do you hear me boast about it?

Nikolai
(shouting in anger)
Screw you Dredd!

Dredd
I knew you were a randy creep Dante, but this is ridiculous!

The End

carry on up the scojo










 

 


 

Fifty,

Where do you live in Japan?

Can you speak the language?

scojo

I think the Slaine toy is the best. It is bigger than the rest. And it's larger in size too.

scojo

I just have a healthy imagination.

Or I read too much Nikolai Dante.

Take your pick!

scojo

Interesting idea.

Dredd has Anderson and Rico in his head as well?!

A threesome in the head.

Well it beats a threesome in the bed I suppose...

scojo

I reckon most films and movies only have a few storylines. Less than 10! Same as there are only a few notes in music.

It's all about rearranging the notes in a diffrent order.

With movies in the US, you have to register your work with an organization called the WGA and/or get it copyrighted before you try to sell it. This helps in case someone challenges you and claims you nicked their ideas, scripts etc. You have proof you wrote it at a certain time.

I don't know how it works with music.
But let's face it, who wants to nick Westlife's music?

scojo

I NEVER WRITE LIKE THAT SEE MORE INSIDE TU-PLANG!

Mmm, I am not too sure about Rebellion Towers going with a Dredd death story, even if John wrote one.

Look at it this way...if you owned 2k, would you kill off Dredd?

I don't think so!:O)

SCOJO IN SAUCY SWINGERS SEX CLUB SCANDAL!
PLUS WIN WIN WIN! A NIGHT OUT WITH PAGE THREE STUNNER BETTY BUXOM! NOW THAT IS A BOOBY PRIZE!
ONLY IN 2000AD - THE COMIC ALREADY OUT OF DATE!

Well with respect Milo, if what I say is so obvious, how come no one has ever mentioned it here before?

And why do so many people go on about Dredd either dying or being replaced, if what I say is so obvious?

Answers please if you dare...

scojo

And if I am wrong, I will cook my cat!

scojo turning the microwave on.....

Dredd will not die, be replaced etc.

Why?

Because John Wagner DOES NOT OWN THE CHARACTER.

REBELLION OWN IT.

Which means they have final say whether Joe kicks the bucket. Not JOHN WAGNER!!
And as Dredd is the number one star of 2000AD, it is not financially viable for Rebellion to kill him off.

Kind of obvious really.

scojo

The story was by Wagner (I think.) Early full colour art by Liam Sharpe if my memory circuits haven't burnt.
Dredd busted the kiddies presenters and poor old Bungle and Zippy were done for molesting Sooty too.

Who would have thought it, eh?

scojo

The point my dear Milo of The Phantom Tollbooth fame, is Mr Rennie needs the money.

His addiction to illegal narcotics*,  as witnessed in his purple prose of Storming Heaven, cost money you know..

And Rennie tablets just don't do it for him.

scojo * allegedly

I think Necronauts is Rennie's best work in 2k to date.

I reckon it will be a graphic novel one day and hopefully Tharg will give it a second series.

Go on Thargy, please us peasants!

scojo

I feel the comic did have something special even during those formative years.

It had ooomph!

You know?

That "this is 2000AD, come and read it if you are hard enough" attitude!

I think it's hard to criticise the early years now because we are all 25 years older.

It's the Star Wars syndrome all over again.
Most people loathed Phantom Menace becuse it was childish etc. But I think most children under ten would have loved it.

Whenever I see Star Wars now, there are bits to it I find embarrassing to watch. Yet in many polls, Star Wars is voted the best film ever.

When you read Invasion aged 11, then read the same story at 21, you are bound to think it's inferior.

Maturity breeds discernment.

Or in other words, as we get older we get to be right moaning minnies!

scojo who can't wait for Star Wars 2 - Attack of the Dolly the sheep Clones






 

Watcher,I cannot agree with when you say progs 1 to 85 are dire.

Without them, 2k wouldn't be here today.

And I always thought 2k was good up to 1992 ish then improved again in 97 when kiwi man was in charge.

scojo

scojo