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There are somethings you take for granted in everyone else. When you find out that someone hasn't seen, or done, something it comes as a genuine suprise. So, what haven't you done that everyone else has?

I haven't seen the Great Escape. Never. Not once. Not even for a minute. I don't even know the theme tune.

(Nor have I seen Chicken Run).

Maybe it will be worth the money.

The kid's father is a latent psychic, and the Overlook wanted him all along. It gets him and he is absorbed into its psyche (in the book anyway)

The Nazi prisoner is the devil, who drives the others to violence and steals their souls. Only Jones escapes becasue he doesn't hurt anyone.

The big black bloke has healing powers and was caught trying to save the woman's life, but he is executed anyway as he has had enough of feeling the world's pain, but not before taking away the guard's urinary infection and healing Mr Jingles, resulting in both having unnatural longevity.

He actually died in the plane crash, and only the vengeful spirit of the passengers has allowed him to be physically embodied until their will is done.

The woman he thinks is his wife is a shape-shifting brain-washing vampire, the woman he thinks is his mistress is the shape-shifting half-human offspring of said vampire, he's actually gay, and he's dead.

Please tell me what is being spoiled with the following:-

"They don't escape after all, they get captured and put back in the camp. Except a couple that get shot."

"His dad called him Sue to toughen him up."

Anyways:-

1. The assassin is actually the Master!

2. The Valyard is the Doctor!

3. Nina Myers is a traitor!

4. Del and Rodney have different fathers!

5. Blake betrays them to the Federation!

Anyone notice we don't have a secret ballot?

You pitch up with your polling card, or just give your name, and then they give you a voting paper. This has a number on it, and the same number is written against your name.

So, all they need to do is marry up the number on your "secret" voting paper against the number beside your name and, hey presto!, they know how you voted.

The current one, that is

Are there any easter eggs on this design of the site?

In a fridge? (Not a freezer, it has no light)

Oh, yeah, and I was the youngest ever law student (16) in uni, and for a while was the youngest partner (26) in Scotland. Then I got older.

Showing off:-

5 O Grades : AAAAB - techy drawing)

2 standard grades : AA

5 Highers : AAABB

LLB (law degree) : 2-1

Post Grad Diploma (mickey mouse piece of crap) in Legal Practive

LLM (legal masters) : Distinction

Sorry, I tried but couldn't get it up.

On screen.

It can happen to anyone. I'll try again in a few minutes.