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I believe they would, yes.

Might have to check this out for myself, it does sound rather tempting.

Just read this - arsenuts!

Ah well, at least I'll still be able to get me hands on a 'complete' Indigo Prime...

I picked mine up for a couple of quid.

"Don't have a copy of it myself (already own a perfectly good edition) but I *believe* it was released - and if it wasn't, nobody bothered telling Amazon ;-)"

I swear to god I remember Jamie Boardman saying it was cancelled for some reason that is now locked in the obscure section of my brain.
Has anyone actually seen it in the shops?

You're not the only one!

"Young Death: Boyhood of a Superfiend"

Didn't this get cancelled in the end? I seem to remember seeing a new Peter Doherty cover, but I'm sure it never got released.

Ah, it's just gone, I'm afraid. Sorry about that - however, I meant to say before that you can keep the John Smith Scarab comics that I leant you by way of compensation.

"s alright: better they go to a good home than get smashed to bits with a big metal stick (which is what's going to happen to the others tonight unless anyone claims them).

Just bumping up the board.

Anything that isn't taken by the beginning of this coming working week is going in the bin, and I'm going to take great personal pleasure in destroying the videos with a golf club.

Did anyone take any pictures? I've got to see this!

At what point in my life exactly did I write something called "Schoolgirl Tales"?!

You shouldn't just invent obviously fraudulent data just because you're ashamed of your own lifestyle choice.

"Bolt, on the other hand, is the guy who illustrated "dog-bumming" last year..."

Pray, do tell...

Okay, so there's two perverts editing FutureQuake (I don't know what skeletons Bolt has hanging in his cupboard).

Anyhow, were you not the one who told me you wanted to do an all-erotic X-rated edition of FutureQuake, or keeps pestering me for strange sexual comics?
You've got to wonder what the home life's like...

In the words of Bob Fossil:

"Your logic makes me feel like a dick!"

I am using gmail, you plum! You gave me the account!

Send it to the gmail address, then I'll get it all in the post.

I'm afraid the Trout is right (as always): they're all videos, except where marked.

Trout: you can indeed have Dark City and Meet the Feebles. Drop me a line with your address and what it is that you want.

Rac: You can have Urotsukidoji, as well as your Gotham Central tpb when you actually bother to send me your address (and to think I thought Futurequack was the only perverted one in the FQ triumvirate!)

Umpty: Batman the Animated Series vol. 1, Gods and Monsters, Pale Rider, The Day Today 1 + 2, Soylent Green, Rumble Fish can be yours if you send me your address, and don't forget to include what it is you want in the message.

Nick Fury's by Keith Pollard and Kim DeMulder - that's right, I don't know who they are either.

More stuff to go now: again, same rules apply - you want it, it's your's. You want to pay me something that's great, if you don't then it's tough on me. Anything that isn't grabbed by somone is going in the bin.

-The Last House on the Left (NTSC)
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (NTSC)
-The Lair of the White Worm (NTSC)
-Broken Arrow
-Meet the Feebles
-Menace II Society
-Mallrats
-Hammer House of Horror vol. 2
-The Opposite of Sex
-Planes, Trains and Automobiles
-Batman the Animated Series vol. 1
-Antz
-Gods and Monsters
-The Basketball Diaries
-The Outsiders
-The Hound of the Baskervilles (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore)
-Pale Rider
-Dark City
-Dracula A.D. 1972
-The Satanic Rites of Dracula
-The Day Today 1 + 2
-Soylent Green
-Roger Mellie (Viz - Peter Cook and Harry Enfield)
-Bound
-The Crossing Guard
-Hellraiser III
-The Supergrass (Comic Strip Presents...)
-How to Irritate People (David Frost, John Cleese and various other shifty Oxbridge types)
-The Goodies
-Whoops Apocalypse
-The Avengers: Celebritys Guests vol. 6
-The Avengers: Paralell Lines vol. 1
-Rumble Fish
-Trading Places
-Romeo is Bleeding
-The Naked Gun
-Goodfellas
-Bride of Chucky (DVD)
-Urotsukidoji (DVD - weird, disturbing manga pornography)

Well, unfortunately Terra Obscura, Tom Strong and Ultimate Fantastic Four have already gone.

However, as it's first come first served, the X-Titles are still up for grabs: whoever emails me their mailing address (along with a note explaining which items they want) can have them.

As for what you can offer...well, you can offer me outside if I don't give you the books. That usually works.