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My fact appears to have mutated this into some kind of Combat 18 meeting.

Thankyou Karne, I'll contact you presently. And thank you Devon'd Daddy for stopping posting when he did and allowing me an oppertunistic (sp) fact posting.

Fact:

Hitler did, in fact, really only have one ball.

'D.D. and WoD in The Case of the Hairy Pies '


Well. I read this 'story' with interest, and a growing concern. So I sent it to a psycholgist.
I have just recieved back his reply.
He says  that you're, in his words, 'Fucking mad.'

I think there may be a spectacular story in those last three posts...

Man, it is the ONLY way!!

'Peter the Great had his wife's lover executed and then forced her to keep the head in a jar of alcohol in her bedroom'

My god, Karne, sure we've all done that...

Karne, that last fact was a load of balls.






...sorry...

*batting smoke from in front of his eyes*

remove, my friend, it was remove...

'Just remember Rac that this is a very secret fact so you musn't tell anyone I told you. In fact you can take all the credit for it yourself if you like. Actually I insist that you do.'


Ohhh, naplam.

When do you think my eyebrows will grow back?

'Sugar can be used as a substitute for petrol or diesel in any of the more expensive makes of motorcar.'

I'm going to take you on your word here, Karne... and go out and help the neighbours with their fuel consumption.
I shall report back later, viz a viz the success of the venture.

'By the way, there is a completely verified fact posted by myself on this thread you know. Honest.
'

Now, that is just crazy talk, Karne!!

Is it off yet?

I don't know how to, or I would try...

Still, here's another true one:

Heroin was originally marketed as a cold remedy. It worked, but had certain side effects that resulted in it being withdrawn from sale rather quickly.

'Well done for that seemingly unlikely Cornflake fact Rac'

Unlikely, but, as I think you may know, it is in fact true.

Cornflakes were originally invented as a cure for masturbation.

Oh, I see... well now I just feel stupid...