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Fantastic.

And a very merry Xmas to you too, Mr Esquerra.

Hardcore Dutch Porn in a pile, in a carrier bag.

Pole dancer - preferably Dutch in origin.

Paladin

Plates of meat

Pop tart

Psycho

Passion fruit

Phallus - yours/someone elses

Prehensile steel ruler

Pre-menstrual secretary

Pre-op transvestite

Praline ? box of. ?Oh ambassador you a reely spoilik us?

Prehistoric artefact ? turns out to be the missing link.

Pile of Dutch porn fresh out of the carrier bag.

Cauliflower
Clannad CD
Clannad in concert
Car port
Cork bung
Carefree hippy
Clanger
Case of the clap

Carrier bag of Dutch porn?

"Am leaving behind a client who they'll owe ?9K to if a problem isn't sorted out. Once the dept closes there'll be no way of sorting the problem."

Ah there's nothing like a timebomb left by an embittered ex-employee - 'tis a thing of beauty.

May your next job come swiftly and nothing dampen your xmas and new year.

You need Andrew Loomis. He wrote some fantastic books in the Late 30's and 40's on figure drawing and illustration in general and they're now available for free on the web. Check em out, you have nothing to lose.

Link: http://www.saveloomis.org/" target="_blank">My man Loomis!

Gawd! the more information i hear about their return the more i want to weep!

Cheers for the off-screen demise, Gordon. It's strangely comforting.

Burn the book.

Have electro-shock therapy.

Live in blissful ignorance.

It's the only way.

Tell any uptight types, who only know you vaguely, that you're not really leaving but after the op and the name change it won't truly be you coming back. Say you'll have the joy of getting to know them all again from a different perspective - wink at those who look the most uncomfortable.

Got my Prog and boring it is.

Cover: Ok, kinda fun.

Dredd: Bland. I was hoping for another guest artist of worth like last years.

Caballistics: Never bother with it, but the art does seem to be getting a little more Jock.

Sin/Dex: Boring

Slaine: Stunning art, bollocks story.

Robo-Hunter: As a fan of Ian Gibson I have to say "Make an effort son! Stop coasting on past glories and put some elbow grease into your art" Thinking of the old strip I could really grow to hate this bland echo of the past.

Leviathon: Lovely D'israeli art, nice background story.

Second City Blues: Ha! Like a bad Biker Grove episode. What a storyline - How are we going to raise the money to enter the big competition? And what dialogue - "C'mon Lets leg it" F**kin awful.

Dante: Good to have you back. Are you staying for long or do you need to make way for gems like Second City Blues?

Overall: Echh, bring on the new year. Very disappointed.

That's "Complete S**t like the last 6 months sounds"

Geez, welcome back BT.

I truly hope the new year brings you more joy and isn't a complete like the last 6 months sound.