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Excellent ! can i enlist you in my mighty beserker army captained by apprentice psycho hell bitch Tankie, whilst me major uber psycho hell bitch directs from the front line ?

together we will crush the absent sprat-fish monarch under our hairy toes..


ahem...  WHAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA ! etc

Hurrah ! & welcome Scurvy man, i like your frank & open intro' i think i'll make it the law for newbies... in fact you sounded a good catch until the preggers thing.. HUrrah ! & good luck with sproggling !

Devons daddy is the official greeter, youve met our icon man, theres some bloke called sprat or mackrel or something who tries to curb the regal warrioresses rights to flirt, but he's ran away cos he's so scared of me.

me and our official beserker Johnnyeyebrows. we like to be angry bastards.

Angry Bou-in-mourning-still.

ahhhh in the bliss of the secluded mud-hut in the northern rad-lands... i havent a clue who birchil is.... but ive heard leslie riddoch a few times, she kicks ass.

Pecan nut-job & mable syrup the deadly crime fighting duo take on Amaretto & mince tart, the seasonal super villan...

well, i might be in glasgow ... well i WILL be there on the 18th, for a gig , but wether i'll drive doon & back or stay over, glas-con anyone?

auchtermuchtie-con ?

middle-o-brig-o-fecking-doon-con ?

Oy there must be three of us can reach inverness equidistantly surely ?

i was an art student at the time, & my flat was much smellier that even neils room, and my parents used to piss them selves laughing calling me Rick, & i thought they were twats & rick was quite cool, appart from the whole cliff thing, & now i get the joke, what utter utter BASTARDS ! viv was the cool one !

Shane i wouldnt worry, theres a plethora of british ancient cultural crap that we'll refer to often, better move over here & watch satellite "gold crap" channel. luckily it doesnt work both ways, due to the marvels of cultural imperialism, we've probably seen all the tv from your childhood.

young ones- like friends, but smelly , swearing & with violence.

hey shane ! dinnae worry about your geographical deficiency, you could probably get there quicker than me, transport links being what they are... wether they'd let you or me into Englandshire is another matter...

Hurrrahhh for Birth !

ikkle ikkle ikkle CUTEY

Hurrah hurrah ! nice one PJ & Mrs PJ, many congrats & happy joy for the future...

KAZZZZZAMMMMMMM !!!! there , thats a many blessings spell for the wean.

i have a baby Nathaniel, if that counts?  he was cute too 18 years ago. maybe i could train my (Very Big ) kids up to run the creche?

nice one Nat !

shakey bootie dance in celebration...
sham eyou ain't doing the devil chile' 3 tho... !

erm, i was thinking more along the lines of rescuing orphans from war zones than being a pavement artist ....

some interesting stuff there. I am not some gap year student, i am looking to the future, the rest of my life & what i want to do with it, i live wear i live & do what i do because it was the best option for the kids, the only option. as they are bigger, what am i going to do? play little crafts person for the tourists & sit on village committees until i'm 93 ?   work in the shop talking about the weather & ordering baked beans until i'm 65 ? i don't think so..

i can't do anything yet, but i want to start looking to the future rather simply struggling from day to day. Ive got a hell of a lot to offer & could be a bloody useful person somewhere, and unless all the heavy shit in my life finally crushes me first , i'm a tough cookie & so am happy to boldly go where others fear to tread, as long as i am able....

so i need to buy a learn russian tape huh ?

aye, keep those feelers out, i'm looking for a russian course, i know the firebrigade womens bit of the union has links in kazacstan.

i'm thinking, i could wait 6 years or so...ARGHHHHHHHhhhh! damn this hell hole !!!.... or take mini-bou a s a p... i just gotta get juve-2 thru exams & off to college, 6 - 18 months . psycho-juve is currently banished & can stay that way, ive done all i can WAY beyond the call of maternal duty, he's on his own ( mostly ).

in fact he's one of the reasons emmigrating seems such a great idea !

escapist Bou.

hmmm, theres an idea, do they get many yurt fires?

hmmm, hAving a problem with the word voluntary here, when i come to think of it, i need paying for whatever i do... so i need rich fat charidys in asia looking for multi talented woman, tricky.

wheres a good place to learn russian ?

and ah ha ! in sync with my itchy feet , i met a friend who spends lots of time in siberia today, a get together brainstorm is scheduled. Hurrah !

okay help fuel my fantasies here,

i hate where i live & what i do, but can't do anything much about anything for a year or so, so i'm spending the time dreaming of the future i've always wanted;

i want to work abroad,
i want to use my business skills / pyschology qualifications / art & craft & design qualifications / ive run a charity / i'm physically strong & resourseful / i'm a problem solving logistical guru,
i want to do some sort of aid work, useful stuff.
i am not some 18 yr old gap kid with a back pack.
i still have family commitments.
i want to do asia in partic, ex soviet or such .

where do i start, what more qualifications would be useful to get while i'm stuck here?  
it used to be VSO, but are there other organisations worth checking out ?

anecdotes please....