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[Alien sex fiend]

you know how you make silly pacts with people youre close to about what stupid dumb arsed shit you want at your funeral?

well i my heads too mangled to remember the name of a song that was requested, words like

alien ant farm
atari teen riot

come into my head , but i think it must have been Alien sex fiend, certainly something from that era, the track is a classic & probably has something about teenage or anarchy or something in the title.

not that i'll get to play it at the funeral, but more the wake with friends, or by myself up a mountain howling to the moon.

whos gonna remember my stupid songs now?

well to be honest this is the first ive actually heard of it?

everyones been going around asking "when do the clocks go back , isnt it usually the 23rd? etc "

unless theres some wierd experiment & the north is being stuck with BST for Evahhh.

Thanks for the hugs kids. wish i was braver & could sneak away & be private with personal stuff, says she who burst into tears in front of boss, then bosses son, then co worker, so much for dignity...Gee whizz, & theres people getting their knickers in a twist about the price of chocolate bars, i couldve killed em. Think being at work was a bad idea.

pass the valium & whiskey.

thanks Shane.


this thread is further evidence that people don't really read posts very well.  No i didnt do any dressing up.

that wouldve been perfect logan. next year.


but all cancelled, just had bad news. a loved one dead. going to go be with all our friends & try deal with it.

stay safe you lot. big love.

erm, is that like the uber bike bitch?

or a traffic cop ?

my leathers are rather sexy, but again, i use that persona on a regular basis

Aye it is tomorrow, but it gets celebrated today here as no-ones allowed to do anything on a sunday. True.

hmmm, is a slutty ape ironic enough? i'm wary of the whole "ooo its hallowene so i'll dress like a slut cos i'm normally too conformist & uptight to" thing.

i believe in expressing repressed personas everyday ! ( thru the secret medium of the internet )

i really wish of course i had armoured warrioress gear..to wear everyday.

Okay what should i dress up in to wander around the village getting randomly drunk & scrounging sweeties & possibly rattling a tin...

i have many many silly clothes & sexy boots, from glam to smart to hippy to ethnic to stupid.

i have an ape mask, a KGB hat & navy suit, a feather boa, a red furry coat, spag west hat n poncho, ... dunno

suggestions must contain irony & stupidity, ie, dressing up as a french maid or nursey, is simply shit. Previous years indicate a preference for facial hair & un-glamour. Bare in mind i also plan on spending only 3 seconds getting this together & that i need to be able to walk into a pub full of normally dressed people by myself, dressed like a twat.

the prize is ...a photograph if its in any way entertaining.

They are traitors to woman kind !

Hurrahhhhh !  

( Bou secretly wonders if he'd had a warning or two )

& you love us so much that you're going to KILL all the Bowden girls arent you !

bizzarely enough, in my black tinted specs of death & doom & fucked up gloom & grief , going back to work today, the people who upset & offended me, were the Bowden girls.

i stood there with one while she prattled on about different soya milks, never asking how i was, & yet apparently reported to bowden girl 2 later on , how terribly upset i was.   If i seemed terribly fucking upset, why the fuck was she talking about soya milk ?

bowden girls must die.

Hurrah ! lets kill the Bowden girls !
Bart knows the horror of which i speak...

"Natalie-Clair, aries, 29, likes vanilla pods & models a beige jumper at ?2000."

KILL KILL KILL !!

hey Max ! i could send you their emails & you could get them done for hairy Kiddie prOn !

"meep !"  

Ow ! max some men who have offended me this week & some women who think theyre better than me just hurt meeee Max !

hang on... so its not just me, my daughters & girl friends who want to kill things ???

are there others in internet land too? see i'm blaming the particularily full moon this week for messying up the ethers. maybe it is true?

my hit list has;
any male whos been ignorant or rude to me this week.
the women who think theyre better than me cos they shop from Bowden.
...


... mmm thats about it, really , i think 8-9 murders in one village is enough to be going along with.

Hurrah ! lets hear it for Samhain !

& birthdays

& dark pagan wierdness.