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(backround music eminem 'cos i'm a CRIMINAL')

yup hire a big fat lawyer & then go be PR person for a big fat company BP , ICI, deathburgers etc.
or be the guy in charge of buying up all the new green technolegy & shelving it to protect the petrol industry; or get a nice job in the arms industry; or wriggle yur wey in being a life coach to the rich & famous; or pimp ahem be an agent for pop wannabes ; politics of course and so on & so forth

plenty ways to be a get rich quick crim' , robin banks & mugging old ladies far too much hard graft.

coo that sounds good. Depp is another hero, he always plays the wierd stuff no-one elses ego would let them near.

I just watched Fear & loathing last night, inspired by this thread. Bonkers brilliant!
AT first i was rolling around laughing saying oh i didn't know it was a funny, but then the fear & loathing kicks in, ewwww yukky. unbelievable, so how did MR Gillian explain that to the Drugs squad, " well sir i extroplated the feel & look of the film from the accounts of others sir, i never touched any gov'"  the first bit in the reptilian bar was too close to Glastonbury 85 to be funny.....

Brazil is fantastic & a much under shown film, i mean theyve screened 4 weddings & a sodding funeral 58 times yet ive only seen brazil twice. Its great.
sci-fi geeks, now is our time to stand up & be counted, our way is the true way, with our anoraks we can defeat the system...

(slightly delirious with flu) Bou'

yeah who is Molly ?

i once scooped up all the dead midges from one night off a window sill & they filled a match box...those of you who have encountered will understand a) they are very small
b) the bitey pain implications of having this number of the little suckers getting in thru door cracks etc.

however i didn't eat them for breakfast. mebbe midges is why middenface has a lumpy heid ?

If i enjoyed this thread & printed it out & laminated it would that make me a very sad person? would that just be encourageing you deluded naughty monkeys?

ahhh thank you very much young jason, you know i prolly was kindof cute then too. Still now i got personality instead.

all kind words will be lodged into the charitable kind word fund. thankyou. Bou'

That Pj cover is brill. look forward to reading the tales.......

blimey ! the wyrd powers or this board...the news item wasnae followed by a kellogs with red berries advert was it? that would be truely (nearly) spooky.

koeewwwll.

Edinburgh; that'll be nutso, i never had the anti claustrophobia & ghosties nerves to go down the vaults when i was a student living there. i gather theyve made one part of it all touristy recently ? I just find it nuts that theres a time capsule old town under the new. I used to hang around a flat on the high street there a lot & talk about haunted !! even the sceptics would hear the clonks & bangs & get the back of the neck thing. Me ? babys crying, women screaming, laughter, a wifey in a long dress walking right thru me etc etc the works. shudder.

LONDON TUBE; as a tourist,its part of londons maddness which has to be done. last time me & the kids went to great lenghts to try & corrupt the non speaky po-faced ness thing, our mission to boldly encourage eyecontact or even a smile. after 3 days tho, it becomes an alien surreal headfry. The rats are the nice wildlife reality moment for me.
'member the paris under ground, every so often you'd glimpse stations below stations which hinted at other underground carverns below & below. all very wierd.

oh yeah & completely off-topic (but not) i got lost in wookey hole aged around 4 (before it was all touristified) that was perculiar to say the least.

typically the one night of the week when i'm out huh.

Good grief !! i'd love to know more, this is a draconian outrage !....

mind you,( irrelevant tale popps into head) there was a few years back & i was in a invernesses equivalent to the mall, the then EB store had a window display for i think it was resident evil, which featured dummy limbs severed heads & fake gore, i'm sure the lads who did it had a hoot however... now i am not mrs censorship, but this appauled me as it was only 2 doors down from early learning centre & totts were roaming the vicinity, it was too irresponsibly in yur face.

what people dismember in the privacy of their own games console is not my business.

cool lucky lucky you...

well can you belive Boudicca had gone ? pah the cheek of it ! I'm funnily enough 'Fireladie.'

surley the acid would disolve the boing ?
wonder what anderson would make of the aliens? pah 'wake up silly blondie!'

aye whit you need is cal-hab judges fresh from burns nicht lobbing flambed haggis at the bleeder.