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Messages - Queen Firey-Bou

#736
General / Re: Do comics suck?
01 April, 2006, 08:34:24 PM
ah but its comparitive intit ?

one comic may yes suck next to another.

but all comics suck infinately less than say, tv listings magazines, the annual directors reports of global fast food chains or in fact the statistical analysis of ministers personal allowences.
#737
General / Re: Sproglet caption competition.....
01 April, 2006, 08:38:51 PM
 shouts , " yes Mrs Trout don't worry i'll have her nappy changed & get her bathed & dressed in ...er..um about 15 minutes, yes yes i'll watch her neck...aye and remeber the talc... aye... you just have a nice sleep dear " whistles innocently.
#738
General / Re: A Greeting To The Board!.........
01 April, 2006, 08:29:12 PM
Yo Jamesc !

once i would have gotten high & mighty on your ass with due alligiance being sworn & bowing & scraping etc ad infinitum, but my mission to conquer new territories leaves my delusional reign over this board, somewhat half arsed & apathetic. anyway ive strip mined the whole place as it is,
however new blood to swell the diminished & deseased ranks of remaining squaxx is always very welcome.

you may arise now.
#739
News / Re: Zarjaz! T-Shirts To Go!..........
01 April, 2006, 08:49:48 PM
well me & the juvie bou's LOVE ours & ne'er a day passes when one of us aint wearing one of them. ahhh many a happy arguemnent when we all emerge wearing the same one,

" Oy its my day for death !, bollocks ! you did nemesis yesterday ! bah, i'll swop you for 'rock-band-of-the-day', PAH ! i don't fink so !!"


shame puma didnt make ikkle ikkle itsy weensy ones for the TROUTling, now that would ROCK.
#740
HELP !

i don't know if a fight about a commercial property lease ownership value is the remit of citizens advice. Some bastards are trying to shaft me proper, anyone any expertise in this sorto thing ?
#741
Off Topic / Re: Name small fish
31 March, 2006, 03:35:08 PM
pff, its princess- Bou isnt it? in the ancient pictish tradition of adoption, i'm afraid you'll have to hand her over , sorry Mrs Trout.
#742
Off Topic / Re: BIG CONGRATS to TROUT !..........
31 March, 2006, 03:32:42 PM
sing after me " ISNT SHE LOVELY..."

there should be a law against cute baby pictures in front of women, why it gets us all grand-broody.  Why i should be a granny by now !  damn my sensible children !

i shall just have to steal Rose & foist her upon one of my daughters.
#743
Off Topic / BIG CONGRATS to TROUT !
27 March, 2006, 04:24:32 PM
Rose Margaret born at 7.46am march 27th. C-section. 9lb 3oz . Mum & baby both well !

great news eh !

WELL DONE TROUT CLAN .
#744
Links / Re: More eBay madness
25 March, 2006, 05:20:09 PM
or d'isrealis blotting paper.

or , ha ha, i'm still selling broken glass folks, yes.
#745
Off Topic / Re: You're not a SCAB, are ya?!......
25 March, 2006, 05:17:00 PM
brilliant !  

so teachers could maybe teach the kids but not bother with any paperwork?

council chaps could grit the roads but not bother with gritting the councillors drives like they usually do...

we fireys could put out fires but not bother with filling out TRN60, 61(a), MIM1a , FIN51 and the TRN29's ?.... nah doesnt really hit them does it ?

#746
Off Topic / Re: You're not a SCAB, are ya?!......
25 March, 2006, 03:51:29 PM
oh well they never teach the little-un anything anyway, the school buses never run & theyre permenantly on holiday anyway.

turns out my fire union finallly won the right for retained firefighters to buy into the pension scheme, yeah if i can come up with nearly ?4K to retro buy into it, i'll get a pension of around ?400 per annum. whoop de fucking doo.

meanwhile go grass roots workers go !
#747
Off Topic / Re: Er, is it Mothers' Day this Su...
25 March, 2006, 03:37:42 PM
hurrah, i bought wilting flowers yesterday before all two bunches available locally sold out.

mothers are difficult, but i sussed the trick to a pleasant interaction is information on a need to know basis, and pretend to be interested in whats on TV.

my kids thankfully despite everything this familys been thru still arent patronising me with small talk about neighbours tho. Mini-bou does beat me up a lot tho.
#748
Off Topic / Re: Er, is it Mothers' Day this Su...
24 March, 2006, 07:16:34 PM
ha !  i dunno, i think so, i suddenly tried to look it up last sunday thinking " HA !  caught them out the little sheites have forgotten me !.... bollox that means ive forgotten mine too "

but no, i think its this week, turns out its different times of year in different countries. as far as i'm concerned its a spring thing fertility goddess of re-birth & all that.... and breakfast in bed.
#749
maybe its different for girls?

yeah i'm into comics...


...oh... er.... theyre quite 'in' at the moment arent they? with all those films and that..

yes its great that the medium is finally getting more recognition, in the 22 years ive been collecting yadda yadda yadda....

...mmm, its an art thing i suppose... i'm afraid i don't get it....wanders off eyes glazed over....
#750
well i can only splutch about 6 eyeballs on the heels, no we need a major vaporisor for the sheer twat volume... and of course the danger of the bloody machine turning, "Aieeee ! friendly vaporising !  "