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What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !

boomboom

Volt
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The other side had more potential

Wolfgang Pauli:  There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

Newton:
1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.  Chickens in motion tend to
   cross the road.
2) It was pushed on the road.
3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from
   the road.
4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was
on, but it was moving very fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Zeno of Elea:  To prove it could never reach the other side.

Q: What is the definition of a tachyon?
A: It's a gluon that's not completely dry

Issued by the Met Office at 0500 UTC on Sunday 08 December.

Inshore Waters Forecast to 12 miles offshore from 0500 UTC to 0500 UTC.


From Cape Wrath to Rattray Head including Orkney.

24 hour forecast:
Hi chaps  i just know you need to know whats happening out there so here we go;

 Wind: generally southeast 5, increasing 6. southeast 4 over Inner Moray Firth.
Weather: mainly fair, a few showers at first.
Visibility: good.
Sea State: rough.
Outlook for the following 24 hours:
Wind: southeast 5 or 6, easing east 4.
Weather: fair.
Visibility: good.
Sea State: rough.

so anyway when i asked about it this is what they said...In order to compete in any form of motorsport, participants must be a member of an RAC Motor Sports Association affiliated Car Club.  Click here to see a list of Scottish Car Clubs, or visit the MSA's web site for more information on this and other ways of getting involved.

The following information has been issued by the MSA - the governing body of British Motor Sport - aimed at new competitors to rallying.

ah remember you wanted to know about trees:This celebration, 'Treefest Scotland 2002', is a festival of events happening across Scotland throughout the year. Events big and small, local, national and international, are being organised by many different people to celebrate the vital role that trees, woods and forests play in our health, wealth and heritage.

karne, iam liking you jokes, not yours devons dadda.

highly pertinant to earlier discussions heres chapter 1, makes you think eh folk;

"midway upon the road of our life i found myself within a dark wood ,for the right way had been missed. Ah! how hard a thing it is to tell what this wild and rough and dense wood was, which in thought renews the fear!"

i was shocked & stunned by this thread, discusting.