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Shhh he's behind you...

don't cry too hard seeneester, Just pout a sulky petulant lip out like me..boo hoo that wake is so stern & strict with us naughty bunnies. sigh.

& hiss some more

I mean theres great jokes and everything here.

Wake ! you wouldn't do that would you ? meany spoilsport.

" he sashe-ed in the door with that damn gruntled look upon his face again"

what about Sanitary clause? thou shalt not be a minger etc.

Sanitary Claus, mmm has a ring to it.

is his sleigh turbo ?

hey Barny,
fancy a pint or shall we run up the internet bill some more?

Boo'.

why can you only reply to some messages & not others?

and yeah the user name is bollox, but she was my auntie you know.

but at least ive had two letters printed. nyah.

so I'm just so new here, i feel so sad & lonely. I mean i thought i was the biggest tharg worshiper out there, the  oldest squak del wotsit, the biggest prize winner for raising kids in the shadow of thrill power... & lo there seems to be an inner sanctum of fans & i don't even know how to get an icon far less a mention on the art work. boo hoo.

talking of sanity shallamalla doo.please?