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Smiths have one narly old prog, shoved at the back of all the dodgy mags. Says a lot to potential Squaxx, wouldn't you say?

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I was thinking the very same thing today! I did that in a local library, and i was thinking (in a crazy fit of madness) that they should put up a sign saying 'don't go on 2000adonline unless you're judgejampot'. Or Maybe thats going too far...

Jampots trivia time: Jampot was  in channel fives' recent documentary 'the spiderman story', representing the british under-16s fanboy league. I've got it on video (oh the embarasment).

I wish i was a mushroom,
A sitting 'pon a cloud.
And everyday at half past three
I'd wear the Turin Shroud.

And all the pretty monkeys
So happy in the trees
Would gather round beside me
And have Ostrich for their tea.

They may be coming to take me away,
But i'm not saying haha.
Coz when apples and pears
Wear pink underwear
The Jampot will be at the bar.
Har har.

NAME: James[jayjay]morris

TITLE: Master, i suppose

RESEMBLES: Look at the cover of the demonic prog 638

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: I won 1st prize and ?100 in a poetry competition.

ONCE SAW: A UFO

HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH: 2000ad

LACKS: The strength to quit

HASN'T GOT: A degree

LIKES: Judge Dredd, Wolverine, Boba Fett

DISLIKES: Slaine, The Powerpuff Girls

ONCE ATE: Octopuss Pizza

ADDICTED TO: Sniffing Ginger and Cinnamon

SECRET SHAME: I was a Marvel addict...

Link: Learn my wisdom

This has kindly been put on the p.534 site by Mr.Oddboy

Link: The wisdom of jampot, for all your everyday househ

you just do.

why do fish only have 3 second memories?

I did, actually.

Why do we insist that comedians fill a friday night BBC1 schedule with unfunny sketches before we'll give money to good causes?

As you should know, in the future, there will be robots. Lets say no more. Forthe real answer follow this link...

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because, sometime in the future, i will ly when i am 17?

Link: www.jampot.cjb.net

I'll consider it. In the meantime, anyone else want to join me in the rebellion against Rebellion? [my demands are:the return of walter the wobot, or a reply of consideration from tharg on one of the threads, or i destroy the british comic industry armed only with a toothpick and my cyberneric enhancements.Not too harsh, surely?]

Wobots!Wobots!Wobots! [ Today, little Judge Jampot has mostly been following the good example of mecha-bou, and, as well as following the ponderous advice of the esteemed boarders, and operating on his own brain, has also fitted himself with a variety of pointy weapons and missile launchers, and now look's like a cross between a teenage judge, and a cybernetically-enhanced thing. ] Who's with me, boarders? I'm going to destroy the publishing houses of rebellion, unless Tharg at least hears my pleas[see previous post]. It's serious now. King Troutman, an alliance with you would be beneficial to both parties- i could fit your fish with robo-suits, and i'd have an army of loyal robo-fish. Any other takers?










p.s: sorry Tharg, please don't send that nasty collection of rigellian hotshots, i'm allergic to them. thanks, me old mocka.

Wobots!Wobots!Wobots! [ Today, little Judge Jampot has mostly been following the good example of mecha-bou, and, as well as following the ponderous advice of the esteemed boarders, and operating on his own brain, has also fitted himself with a variety of pointy weapons and missile launchers, and now look's like a cross between a teenage judge, and a cybernetically-enhanced thing. ] Who's with me, boarders? I'm going to destroy the publishing houses of rebellion, unless Tharg at least hears my pleas[see previous post]. It's serious now. King Troutman, an alliance with you would be beneficial to both parties- i could fit your fish with robo-suits, and i'd have an army of loyal robo-fish. Any other takers?










p.s: sorry Tharg, please don't send that nasty collection of rigellian hotshots, i'm allergic to them. thanks, me old mocka.

Dear Tharg, thy time is coming.
   yours heretikally,
       walter the wobot campaigner/enforcer, Judge (rogue) Jampot

Here's a heretical test: Unless Tharg, promises more glorius fun from Walter the Wobot, I, judgejampot, shall destroy the british comics industry, and everything in it! Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!! ( although the mighty Jampot will be satiated with an answer to this post from tharg). Gather with me, my minions (whoever you are...), and point and laugh!

(here's my website, by the way: www.jampot.cjb.net - visit at your peril...)

True: Some of the crowd in the final scene of Star Wars IV: A New Hope were actually cardboard figures, to give the illusion of the crowd being more numerous than it was. And that's a FACT! ^_^