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Re nxt to die:

The answer is obviously Finnigan Sinister; here's my pitch-

Dexter gets realy annoyed with Fin when he trashes his car in a Drunken bar brawl. After many a wise-crack, Dex pulls out his gun and shoots da lyrical gangsta. Sin dies. Dex realises that he was unda da control of somthin or utha, and puts all his stash into resurrecting Finny. Dex develops a bio-research centre for this purpose, and Sin/Dex undergoes a title change:

'Ramone's Research Centre'

Any cartoon ntwrk fans found the pun yet?

blimey, have you seen they've pulled in Matthew Kelly now?!

Star Trek, Star Trek, die die die[in a nice way].
Star Wars, Star Wars, Fun for all the family!

Asosolutely, Komrade.

I'm not a fan of his, but he's O.K on 'Just a Minute' [R4]

I want no komiks being aimed at me: My genetikally enhanced senses would destroy anyone who tales one out of the holster...

Nope.

Could the Trout beat me at pool without cheating? ;)

A trouser press.

Can blue men sing the whites?

Because you're insane, natch.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

sad enough to have written them ;)

What's the collective noun for despotic fish?

A: I'd ask for an obscene amount of money so I never had to work again.

Q: What's a good idea for cheap tatty presents that'll nevertheless seem generous if you have a large family and no money?

A: Where else ould you put the nipple clamps?

Q: What's it all about?

Bwah-ha-ha-haaa! etc

A) Well, not for the 400th post you don't ;)

Q) Do I get a prize?

A) No. You ned to do some research into cow biology, I think.
Q) Have I got the 400th post on this thread?