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a) bondage trousers.
q) in what context will these trousers be worn?

A) half arsed, half bicuit.

Q) Do you know the way to San Jose?

A) Depends on the context in which they're worn ;)

Q) Poet, fool or bum?

Absolutely.

Why is purple?

Shedcon 2, probably.

If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, can it claim on the insurance?

No.

Would you trust me with your progs?
















































i wouldnt...

No, the greatest fiction is "I love you".

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

depends how big its scales are.

why do fools fall in love?

He's doin' it fer Daddy.

Why hasn't Bush arrested the man responsible for training Bin Laden and arming the Taliban, i.e his Dad?

because Samson was thinking with his dick. Tsk! Men!

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

If i told you, i'd have to kill you...

Why oh why delilah?

There are no good people, only the quick and the dead.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

An increased american audience- and more[!]  weirdness.

Why doesnt the gov just give a p.c to those[like me] who currently have limited internet acess?

[oddboy-i never thought of that. It all seems so obvious now]

Its not a case of wot u have in your pocket, its a case of what you dont. Haha.[Marvels at his ill-gotten gains of depleted-uranium]

Wot is the square root of purple?

Slaine, mills and langely- not my cup of sweet-x realy. They all scare me; each in there own special way...

Sorry, slaine fans, no disrespect.