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Double dare, and no returns!!!!

And you have to tape it and upload it onto this site.

May i remind you: "no returns"...

Did you really try it?

I hope I haven't started a trend...

None of the crumbs enter my bloodstream or anything...

Droid life reminded me of a Jackass style trick I do where I get a load of eraser shrapnel, and "chop it out" into lines before snorting them as if t'were cocaine....

Just thought you should know...

Big lizards controlling the world, eh?

Are any of these lizardy things called "Odacon" by any chance?

I might just put some big doe-eyes on and ask the horrwible labour minister why he is intwoducing top-up fees.

P.S I probably won't as this is the most boring debate ever...

Dribbles, may i remind you that I have the monopoly on typing "..." after everything.


It makes me look more enigmatic...

I'm planning on asking Oliver Letwin if he still lets people use his toilet at 5.00 am...

Anyone want me to ask anything for them?

I sometimes fall asleep for absolutely no reason

Channel Four should be given awards for best scheduling on a Thursday night ever. Father Ted! Garth Marenghi! Six Feet Under! Great!!!!...

Cumquat productions.

Does anyone else like the colour olive? I actually look quite smart these days

I toe the line between "tramp" and "vaguely presentable". I'm more on the latter at the moment in terms of clothes.I've been wearing the same pants for roughly a month, on and off.

Belated congrats.