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se__ot_p_

Any more clues needed and I'll use said clue to secure you within a package of wrapping paper.

[Se]

Your i-spy powers are weak old men/women. To stop this one stickying up the thread I'll do a Catchphrase style reveal...

Se

Jeez Louise, I'm out on the ran-ran and no one has it by my return a scant 30 mins before the great day!

As a clue I'll say that the capatalized 'S' was deliberate.

[S]

Hurrah it's a Christmas miracle!

In keeping with the spirit of the game I'll pick something that I can see from my present position. As I currently have my trousers on it'll have to be...something begining with S

(Christmas) card?

crackers (with huge knockers)

I still think it's tooth.

Table, twat or two totally titanic teats.

Is it too late to suggest tooth?

Soon a pervert will don the mantle and I'll clean up. No not that, I mean figuratively.

tits

Penis?

Masterbator? (could be in tandem with my mirror guess!)

Mirror

I enjoyed Goodbye Mr MacKenzie hybrid Isa and the Filthy Tongues 'Addiction' with 'Education' the stand out track.

Biggest disappointment was the Beatles' 'Love' album. The hype made it out to be great whereas the reality was it was worse than the original tracks. Unused versions are unused for a reason.