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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM " target="_blank">Lion vs Buffallo

Early Dredd Playstation lightgun game from 1998 with hilarious live-action Dredd bits

I picked that game up for a quid a few months back. To be fair, the live-action is ten times better than the Stallone film.

I suspect the "sandman killing your uncle" is a red herring - he has been framed in some way, I would imagine - any other way out would be pretty rubbish, as IIRC we do actually see the guy kill Ben in the first film (don't we?)

I don't think we do, but your framing sounds like a good guess. If I was to wildly postulate, I'd say.....




Possible, if a little far-out and complex and entirely postulative spoilers...




It could be Harry using his influence to set up Marko, so that Spidey tries to kill him and gets killed in return, leaving Harry without the niggling worry that he killed his friend. Probably not, though.

I don't recall Rogue Trooper mentioning that one. Maybe he'd run out of Biochips...

Surely warning against this kind of thing is what Buttplug was invented for!

Deary, deary me...

People who ring helplines and then try to tell the helplinist how to do his job.

Damn you, Data Protection Act! I have a wealth of comedy gold, right here!


Don't knock it, Jim. There's nothing more fun than letting an angry Scotsman get up a giant head of steam and yell his head off before cutting him off just before the zenith with "I'm sorry, but since that account's in your wife's/mother's/dog's name, I wouldn't be able to change anything for you."

Isn't Alan a little, um, obscure to appear on The Simpsons?

Not to worry. All you need is for someone to exclaim "wow! Famed comics writer and author of such hits as V for Vendetta and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Alan Moore!"

I'm friends with the sister of the guy who invented the Duck Density method of university classifications.

God, I love this thread.

I once tried to make a fisherman's pie with sweet potatoes instead of regular ones.

It was rubbish.

A friend of mine recently wanted to paint all the letters of the alphabet in different colours for the local nursery. Unfortunately, he had a stutter which actually carried across in written form, so that the third letter was repeated twenty times in scarlet.


Everyone always comments now on the red cs....

I've also heard tell of a group of female singers who wowed the world with their philosophy of feminine control...


The Spice Girls!

My mate is completely under the thumb. Anything his wife asks him to do, he leaps to it. It's as though he's at her...


Beck and call!

I saw an excellent musical this morning, by a very talented pair of fellows.


Rogers & Hammerstein.